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Police: Substitute Teacher Urinated In Class
cbsatlanta.com ^ | May 19, 2011 | Katie Brace

Posted on 05/19/2011 6:58:53 AM PDT by Abathar

RIVERDALE, Ga. -- A substitute teacher at Riverdale Elementary spent the night at the Clayton County Jail after being arrested Wednesday for allegedly exposing himself and urinating into a trash can in front of a fourth grade class.

Coleman Eaton, 60, faces two counts of aggravated child molestation.

Riverdale police said they received a call Wednesday morning. Investigators said Eaton was in the class with about 30 students. Students told police that Eaton told the class to turn around and not look, but a couple of students said they did.

Jason Cambers' son is in third grade. He said the allegations were almost unbelievable.

Erica Reese has a child attending the school. Her daughter is in the second grade.

"My child's safety, once my child leaves here, she's in their care," said Reese.

Both Reese and Chambers said they did not receive a notice from the school.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: ghettovalues; pee; publicschools; urbanculture

"Police said Eaton denied the accusations. But investigators said they do have evidence -- the trash can. "

1 posted on 05/19/2011 6:58:55 AM PDT by Abathar
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To: Abathar

You never had to REALLY REALLY go, ever?


2 posted on 05/19/2011 7:01:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: Abathar
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
3 posted on 05/19/2011 7:01:29 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Islamophobia: The fear of offending Muslims because they are prone to violence.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

He has a bladder the size of a postage stamp. Is that a crime?


4 posted on 05/19/2011 7:04:01 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

He has a bladder the size of a postage stamp. Is that a crime?


5 posted on 05/19/2011 7:04:06 AM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Abathar

Must be a member of the NAA SEE PEE.


6 posted on 05/19/2011 7:05:07 AM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Abathar

Stay classy, Riverdale !


7 posted on 05/19/2011 7:06:18 AM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad
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To: Abathar; SouthTexas

Sounds like a perfect candidate for a TSA agent position...


8 posted on 05/19/2011 7:08:13 AM PDT by tubebender (Help! I've fallen, and I can't reach my wine!)
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To: Right Brother

GREAT ONE!............................


9 posted on 05/19/2011 7:10:13 AM PDT by Red Badger (Jesus said there is no marriage in Heaven. That's why they call it Heaven............)
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To: Lazamataz
"You never had to REALLY REALLY go, ever?"

Yep, but I tend to use the window and not the trashcan while in public.

10 posted on 05/19/2011 7:15:06 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar

Diuretic defense.


11 posted on 05/19/2011 7:16:49 AM PDT by Gator113 ("GAME ON." I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: Abathar

Poor guy. I am sure he would of possibly died if he didn’t go from uromysitisis poisoning.

http://theseinfelddictionary.com/2010/07/10/uromysitisis-poisoning/

But seriously though, what the heck is wrong with people today?


12 posted on 05/19/2011 7:17:12 AM PDT by TheBigIf
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To: Abathar

Was he ever a mail man?

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-04-18/news/29467777_1_postal-worker-postal-service-postal-officials


13 posted on 05/19/2011 7:21:10 AM PDT by massmike (DADT repeal: the Boy Scouts now have tougher membership requirements than the Army!)
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To: Abathar

Word of the Day: “Dementia”...


14 posted on 05/19/2011 7:21:43 AM PDT by Bean Counter (If Obama is the answer, how stupid was the question??)
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To: Abathar
Bailiff! Whack his Pee Pee
15 posted on 05/19/2011 7:24:14 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: MPJackal

No, but taking your wanker out and urinating in front of a bunch of 3rd graders is a crime.


16 posted on 05/19/2011 7:27:50 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Abathar

He told them not to look. They looked. Could have been worse. Can you say pillars of salt? I knew you could.


17 posted on 05/19/2011 7:36:43 AM PDT by davius (You can roll manure in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly doughnut.)
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To: davius
"He told them not to look. They looked."

Kids just don't listen these days...

18 posted on 05/19/2011 7:45:41 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: driftdiver
taking your wanker out and urinating in front of a bunch of 3rd graders is a crime.

Apparently so, but as another poster reiterated, he DID tell them not to look...and, WTH is with laws these days? Molestation? To me, that requires physical contact.
19 posted on 05/19/2011 7:47:33 AM PDT by BikerJoe
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To: BikerJoe

Ya tell a 3rd grader not to look and expect them not too?

I agree there was no molestation but a severe lack of judgement. I’d guess he wasn’t supposed to leave the classroom and couldnt get someone else to watch the kids.


20 posted on 05/19/2011 7:56:02 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Hatteras
It is very possible that the school has a policy on never leaving the classroom unsupervised for any reason. Since the guy made an effort to conceal his action, I really don't think they can make an exposure charge stick.

There are some places (even in elementary schools) where the kids will tear the place apart even in the three minutes or so that it takes to dash down the hall for a quick leak.

Personally, I think the best way to handle this is to thank the guy for his service, maybe even give him an appropriate retirement gift and find another substitute teacher in the future.

21 posted on 05/19/2011 7:58:03 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Abathar
No jail. He really had to pee and told them not to look.

But fire him and fire the person who hired him.

22 posted on 05/19/2011 7:58:23 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Lazamataz

How ‘bout “Excuse me, kids, but I need to go down the hall. I’ll be right back.”


23 posted on 05/19/2011 7:59:00 AM PDT by elcid1970 (Deport all Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam.)
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To: elcid1970
How ‘bout “Excuse me, kids, but I need to go down the hall. I’ll be right back.”

Compromise: Take it out, and run down the hallway urinating with the thing flopping all around like a garden hose with the water on full blast.

24 posted on 05/19/2011 8:00:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
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To: MPJackal
He has a bladder the size of a postage stamp. Is that a crime?

Depends...

25 posted on 05/19/2011 8:02:07 AM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Clayton County, Atlanta’s cesspool. When Atlanta flushed the john for the Olympics, all the waste surfaced in Clayton County.


26 posted on 05/19/2011 8:02:49 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (I'm sick of damn idiots)
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To: Abathar

Betcha he has an enlarged prostate. Americans with Disabilities Act could short-circuit the prosecution.


27 posted on 05/19/2011 8:04:47 AM PDT by Tax-chick ( "Nearly everything Obama said was either factually incorrect or deliberately misleading." ~VDH)
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To: elcid1970
How ‘bout “Excuse me, kids, but I need to go down the hall. I’ll be right back.”

And in Clayton County, I can assure their response would NOT be, "Yes, sir, we will sit quietly studying our lessons until you return."

Most likely there would be several felonies committed, and at least one sex act performed in the room before he returned.

28 posted on 05/19/2011 8:06:30 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (I'm sick of damn idiots)
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To: Right Brother
Must be a member of the NAA SEE PEE

Perfect!

29 posted on 05/19/2011 8:13:31 AM PDT by thethirddegree
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To: AnAmericanAbroad

Someone in the comments section of the article said he was once an attorney in Clayton County.

Well, he’s no longer a substitute teacher, at least not in that school district.


30 posted on 05/19/2011 8:18:40 AM PDT by goldi (')
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To: thethirddegree

All wee-wee’d up.


31 posted on 05/19/2011 8:20:15 AM PDT by Dinah Lord
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To: tubebender

After he he is fired by the school, the TSA will probably hire him.


32 posted on 05/19/2011 8:24:53 AM PDT by SouthTexas (You cannot bargain with the devil, shut the government down.)
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To: Abathar
sometimes kids learn what not to do as well as what to do. I would take the class down to the jail and let them see this creep behind bars as an object lesson.
33 posted on 05/19/2011 8:53:53 AM PDT by elpadre (AfganistaMr Obama said the goal was to "disrupt, dismantle and defeat al-Qaeda" and its allies.)
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To: elpadre

Excellent way of looking at this, turn a negative into a positive.

I like the way you think.


34 posted on 05/19/2011 9:14:26 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar

“Sir, please proceed straight to the front of the firing line.”

“Troops! Ready...aim...FIRE!”

“Next!”


35 posted on 05/19/2011 9:16:22 AM PDT by moovova (Obama...a man, a president, a loser.)
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To: Abathar

Okay ... that's a bit crazy. But he's elderly, has a weak bladder, and told the kids not to look. The police are charging him with two counts of aggravated child molestation. Huh?!? "Molestation"? "Aggravated"? That's going to stick with him for all his retirement years. That's pretty insane. This might just be a situation where the police are more out of line than the citizen.


36 posted on 05/19/2011 10:01:02 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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To: so_real

Probably gets plea bargained down to indecent exposure and let off with time served and a fine.

Then again perhaps he has something in his past that makes this a recurring “problem” for him. Maybe his record warrants such a harsh charge, like a warning from a judge not to expose himself to kids again or he gets slapped with a felony next time.


37 posted on 05/19/2011 10:12:53 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar

And if he does have a history, I support that the penalties increase too. Absolutely. My assumption was that a substitute teacher with such a history would no longer be welcome in the classroom ... but ... that's just not a safe assumption any longer. Truly the nation is circling the moral drain.


38 posted on 05/19/2011 10:49:22 AM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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To: latina4dubya

Funny


39 posted on 05/19/2011 1:54:11 PM PDT by MPJackal ("From my cold dead hands.")
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To: Trailerpark Badass

I’ve lived in Clayton County and in Riverdale since 1980, in the same home. When others left we stayed for varied reasons and when property values went down, we had to stay until they got better.

We are near retirement so we don’t plan to move for a while. I take offense with the cesspool comment. There are very nice people in Riverdale. Where do you live that you know some much about Clayton County? It is true that it is not what it used to be but there are still a lot of nice people like us living here.


40 posted on 05/19/2011 11:14:22 PM PDT by rotundusmaximus (1Kings19:18 Yet I have left me seven thousand in Israel, all the knees which have not bowed unto Baa)
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To: rotundusmaximus
My inlaws lived in Riverdale until about 3 or 4 years ago. My wife lived there from 1984 to 1991.

After our marriage we visited their house numerous times every year since 1995.

I have lived in Metro Atlanta since 1978, and have seen all parts of the area, and have watched the local news.

I currently live in Forsyth Co.

I am quite comfortable with my assessment of the current state of Clayton Co's affairs. I am sure that plenty of decent people still there, and I'm sure that living there is not exactly like living in Mogadishu, but I stand by my statement in the general sense in which it was made.

41 posted on 05/20/2011 5:02:19 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (I'm sick of damn idiots)
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