Posted on 05/20/2011 4:57:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
The earthquake is scheduled to begin in Australia later tonight and the destruction and devastation roll through the timezones.
It's been nice knowing all of you. I guess the only good news is that it will be the end of the Obama Administration. And the Clintons, Arnold, the Palestinians, Villaraigosa, Nancy Pelosi, NOW, and Planned Parenthood. And Charlie Sheen and the rest of Hollywood.
They probably get along famously and are swapping their favorite stories about you as we speak!
Precisely.
Sounds like there’s two folks to vouch for you — good references are like gold.
So the guys up in the space ship are safe?
is it 6pm anywhere yet?has it started?
Christmas Island.
He's gonna become a dental floss tycoon.
Party pooper!
Hmmmm. I don’t think it’s a problem unless you’re the pilot....
Dear Abby,
With the end of the world happening tomorrow, I guess I should drink up all my booze (never let good booze go to waste). But if the end of the world does not happen, then I have a hangover and I have to replace all my booze. What to do, what to do????
Confused
Dear Confused,
This is an age old question and to the best of my knowledge no satisfactory answer has ever been arrived at because of the complexities of the situation.
Still, I personally think it’s primarily a trade-off between how certain you are that the end is near versus your financial situation. If you’re positive that the end is tomorrow and you are well-to-do, then drink up my good friend, for if the rapture does not arrive then you can replace your precious booze supply.
Likewise, if you’re uncertain about the rapture and have few money worries, then you are still in a good position to drink up for there shall be plenty of booze for you in the future should the sun rise on the morrow. Even if you are broke, but certain that the end is nigh, then it’s probably best to consume your remaining booze, for it would be a shame to risk wasting it.
If on the other hand, you’re not sure oblivion is imminent and you are broke as hell, then perhaps it’s best to play it safe and save that booze supply for a rainy day.
(BTW, there’s not much I can do about any post-rapture-failure hangover if the world doesn’t end, though I’m sure if you drank enough last night, you probably wish it did.)
Abby.
About four minutes at the most left for Harold Camping to retain any credibility.
Idiot.
we really need that tourist guy in these pics of yours.
Hey Doug!
I know we’d have a live thread! As TV’s Andy Levy tweeted, No East Coast spoilers for those on the West Coast!
I feel fine....
Please don't scoff. If Camping is a false prophet, it will become manifest soon. However, Lot's sons scoffed. The people in Noah's day scoffed. Nowhere does the Bible commend scoffers.
I will continue to work my earthly plans which King Jesus can interrupt at any time as the Father has appointed.
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