Posted on 05/20/2011 4:57:59 PM PDT by doug from upland
The earthquake is scheduled to begin in Australia later tonight and the destruction and devastation roll through the timezones.
It's been nice knowing all of you. I guess the only good news is that it will be the end of the Obama Administration. And the Clintons, Arnold, the Palestinians, Villaraigosa, Nancy Pelosi, NOW, and Planned Parenthood. And Charlie Sheen and the rest of Hollywood.
goodbye cruel world
self ping for updates
Young males all over the world are texting young girls and making their last appeal.
Listening to Johnny Cash...”When the Man Comes Around.”
Hope I get to see the Preakness before it all hits...I have a dollar on Shackleford.
I mowed my lawn today. I either wanted it looking good for God or I didn’t want to do it tomorrow.
Take yer pick.
I am still here. Worse, my boss called and said “Rapture or no rapture, you STILL need to come in on Saturday to do your TPS reports!”
I am so screwed...
I enjoyed my last shrimp salad and an apple-cinnamon roll. LOL.
Can’t be the end. I have food products that have expiration dates beyond May 21st.
I know that the End will not be tomorrow.
God’s Word says that no man knows the day.
If a man says it is this day bet on it that it isn’t.
Blind leading the blind...
Its going to be a nightmare for air traffic control.
By my calculations the good Reverend was off by twelve hou
I refuse to go. I’m chaining myself to the refrigerator :-)
I’ll be live-blogging about it and posting excerpts.
If I’m going out, I’m going out with HITS.
Next up on my music player...
“It’s the end of the World As We Know It” - R.E.M.
“Rapture” - Blondie
“Black Hole Sun” - Soundgarden
The end of the world would almost be a relief! I live in an area that might as well be part of San Francisco. When I think of the effort it will take to turn things around, I just want to go Ex-Pat in Fiji or Costa Rica.
Thanks for the thread. It should be entertaining. :-)
So hey, if California get raptured, I'll know that Camper was right after all and I'd better join his Church!
:)
fun party going on here too
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2722631/posts
Wouldn’t it be a real honker if something big really did happen??
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060826005046AAsENkg
There are 6 billion souls living today and 158K people die every day - even as they are replaced.
It has been calculated that the human population today (6 billion) matches the number of all those who have ever been born and died in previous millenia.
Reminds me of “That’s Armageddon” from “Kentucky Fried Movie”
Also from “Airplane”:
“Auntie Em, it’s a twister, it’s a twister!”
And surely you remember, “Good luck we’re all counting on you.”
And don’t call me Shirley.
Isn’t that Aukland, New Zealand?
Makes me get all excited to think of it.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060826005046AAsENkg
There are 6 billion souls living today and 158K people die every day - even as they are replaced.
It has been calculated that the human population today (6 billion) matches the number of all those who have ever been born and died in previous millenia.
Hey Doug - thanks for reminding me to get my priorities straight ... ;-)
Whoops, it is New Zealand, not Australia.
May 21 starts on Christmas Island. We will know on the West Coast at 9pm.
I plan on ripping all the tags from my mattresses...
6 PM? I’ll have to grill those steaks a little earlier than I planned!
Facinating.
I’ll check into FR tomorrow after 6 to see who’s still posting.
;-)
I haven’t heard from anybody in New Zealand for several hours. I think this is significant.
And, in exchange, I get to be in heaven, in the direct presence of God the Father and in Jesus's presence, and there will be no sorrow, or cursing or wars or hatred? I fail to see a problem. I'm ready.
And if Camping is wrong, I'll bide a while longer.
If I don’t finish this post, you’ll know that I was r
I understand the democrats are busily drafting legislation imposing a 100% rapture tax on the property of anyone who leaves tomorrow.
Heh. They don’t realize that the majority who leave will be the law-abiding, productive and financially responsible citizens. In other words, conservatives.
The entitlement classes are on their own as of Sunday! Go get jobs! Start paying taxes! Have it confiscated by the government! Welcome to Hell...we’ll be in Heaven!
Or we could just all be back here on FR on Sunday. Either way, FUBO!
April Fools, FRiend. Camping said that everyone, including and especially Christians who are members of any or all Churches, are on a highway to hell. Only folks who get to go to heaven are him and his followers.
Heretic!
You will go and you will be happy about it.
OMG lol! You are killing me over here! hahahaha
Australia has 5 time zones - the latest one (most western) is 12 hours ahead of US Central. So, as of 7:00pm Central, there are 12-17 hours left on May 21 in Australia.
Well, I’m in trouble then. I don’t follow Camping. I follow Jesus.
So did I. Tried to convince the wife that it didn't matter because the world's ending tomorrow. Her response can't be posted here. So I mowed the lawn....
bad news,,,the Pope just tweeted,,,”look Busy” to all the priests in the world.
I still don’t get this, I thought the big day was December 21, 2012.... Can’t these purveyors of doom pick a day, and stick to it?
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