Skip to comments.YOUTUBE: Paul Potts Sings "Dominique Strauss-Kahn"
Posted on 05/23/2011 7:30:59 AM PDT by doug from upland
Paul Potts is at it again. Here is his latest operatic masterpiece, a commentary on both frisky Frenchman Dominique Strauss-Kahn and scumbag Bill Clinton.
PAUL POTTS SINGS "DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN"
The pervert didn't like that, but I thought it was good.
So much so that you now owe me a new keyboard.
I owe you a keyboard? Hey, go hit up Paul Potts. :)
That, by the way, is one of my favorite Billy Jeff photos. It really displays his arrogance.
Check out this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvO53MLYyIg
I saw that last night and almost did myself an injury.
I've been a devoted fan since you came out with "Hello Daddy," sung to the tune of Camp Granada by Chelsea Clinton/Hubble. It is a riot from beginning (Hello Chelsea, this is Daddy) to end (It is safer on the Nimitz, 1600 Pennsylvania is off limits).
Where do you come up with this sh*t?
Thanks. I forgot all about that Camp Granada. I think I’ve done about 30 of those suckers. Here is one put on YouTube you might enjoy =
Here’s my favorite Camp Grenada and favorite last line =
MIDI - CAMP GRENADA http://evenmoresapphiredreams.bravepages.com/C/Midi_C.html
Hey black pant suit
are you dusty
worn by Rodham
are you crusty?
For two decades you have lasted youd not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted
You had touched the
when the softballs
came from Katy
Once you thought youd really lost er when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster
You were there for
she proclaimed them
There was comfort youre providing on the day the billing records she was hiding
Are you wool or
Carville may know
go ask Chester
You cant fit a- round her belly you need washing Pakistanis say youre smelly
Please be honest
was she plastered
when she screamed You F.J. Bastard
Did she hurl when she read Leaves of Grass was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement if youre worn to her indictment
And by chance do you think youd survive if she should wet her pants
Wait a minute
what you hear when
Have you had a corsage clipped on like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on
Were you out in the Rose Garden
Bill was late and...begged her pardon
We know there was trouble plenty she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente
Tacky to use that man’s performance.
You know, the Royal Rump seems to be rapidly outgrowing Old Crusty. Do you think she will have enough of a sense of civic responsibility to donate the priceless relic to the Smithsonian before she rips it to shreds?
Heres my favorite Camp Grenada and favorite last line ...
... and because of that, you owe me another keyboard. Thanks a lot, pal.
That was from “Britain’s Got Talent” a couple years ago.
Gee, I guess it will be equally tacky when I post one about Kloppenburg.
What does Paul Potts incredible and moving performance have to do with Kloppenburg? What do you have against that guy?
I don’t have anything against him. I marveled at his performance and cheered him on.
Apparently you were born without the humor gene. It has nothing to do with Kloppenburg except an opportunity to stick it to the Dems, which I have done here since 1996.
My parodies have no effect on Paul Potts and in no way detract from what he has accomplished. Smile.
I called it tacky because it does detract from him for you to use his performance in such a crude way.
Crude? How about humorous and politically biting? If you can show me that I did anything to harm his career, I will withdraw the song. Show me one person who did not buy his album or albums because they saw this on YouTube. I’ll actually save you the trouble. The answer is no one. Not one single human being changed his or her mind about buying a Paul Potts album because of my parody.
Political parody has been an important part of the political landscape in this nation since its founding. Lighten up, please.
It is tacky, interesting that you would phony up, get huffy and try to make a bunch of squawking about proving damage to his career, which is childish.
re: “because it does detract from him”
It is fine to say it is tacky. You get your opinion. But you don’t get your own facts. Those stand on their own. Nothing I have done with all the Paul Potts parodies have done anything to detract from him. That is preposterous on its face. I have not detracted from the Beatles, the Stones, the Beach Boys, the Singing Nun, Barry Manilow, Lee Greenwood, Joe Cocker, the Muppets, the University of Wisconsin, The Killers, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, Queen, or any of the many songs I have used for parody. I will again make the offer. Show me that they have done anything to detract from him and, since I am a fan of his, I will remove them.
The fact is that it is tacky and detracts from him, I would prefer that I had not seen his performance basterized in such a manner.
I’ll be glad when that tolerance for my opinion from you shows up, so far I haven’t seen it.
I have tolerance for your opinion that it is tacky. That’s fine. But don’t claim a fact that does not exist. It does not, has not, and will not detract from him.
Here’s my suggestion. Avoid clicking on any of my song parody threads and it will make you happier.
By the way, besides trying to make up facts, you made up a new word - basterized.
I wouldn’t have caught your basterized job on Potts’s inspirational video if I didn’t read the posted threads here, and you would not know my opinion of the work you submitted here for comments, if I had not commented.
Oh, I thought he maybe sang the one I wrote. I would post it here, but you have to do so many “br” thingies to get it to come out right. Sooo, I am NOT blog whoring, just being lazy:
I just love the new word “basterized,” but don’t you think it detracts from the real word?
You really are getting childish here, I never dreamed that you would be so sensitive to my comment.
Very Good .... for a time I was transported to the 1990s
I am sorry but that was outrages of you to use Paul for your satire which I cannot even see the correlation of your jest!
Strangers seeing that might not get it is a parody and think Paul Potts is also a scrum bag!
How could you???
Strange as it is I agree with you it really disturbs me that anything is up for grabs to use for trash!
I am disappointed in DUP indifference and sees no wrong!
“Basterized,” “DUP.” People are speaking an unrecognized language here.
DUP= Doug upland
If you perfer DFU
The word is bastardized. Misspelling it detracts from your credibility. That's just the way the world works.
DUP = Doug upland makes no sense, but it is okay that you accidentally screwed it up while responding. I’ve only been known as DFU for 15 years here.
Good news. The Paul Potts JoAnne Kloppenburg song will be posted tonight.
I don’t wish for arguments here. If you don’t like my parodies, that’s okay.
If you like someone like Paul why would you want to slim him?
at no time should he be even mention in the same breath as these other bums.
Your parodies makes no sense the way you are using Paul who has nothing to do with rapists.
I don’t ever recall Paul being accused of rape!
You got that right the light of goodness is fading fast....
I am not sliming him; I am sliming Strauss-Kahn. Of course, Potts has nothing to do with rapists. Nothing in the song slimes Potts. The song is obviously in Italian, so I can take writers license and invent English words as the translation. That is part of why it is funny. A scumbag French head of the IMF is mocked in operatic form.
I am sorry you seem clueless but some generations seem to lack sometime in their character.
Very few people can sing these arias and do justice.
Myself I can sing “In Questa Reggia”, honorably.
Folks who like to snatch noble things and drag them down to the lowest level lack nobility in their soul!
“some generations seem to lack sometime in their character.
You keep speaking in some kind of code. Lack sometime in their character?
This has become just too funny. A simple parody song to stick it to Dominique and Clinton has become me snatching something noble and dragging it down to the lowest level. You take yourself far too seriously. Don’t worry, I don’t take you seriously. I think mocking is more accurate.
A sense of humor helps get us through the day. Sorry you were apparently born without one.
Yikes! how can one communicate with a mind that is so programed it seems to you everything is relative, incapable of recognizing boundaries!
You are not alone sadly there are many like you....
And there are many like you. Most of them are Democrats, but we have some on our side. Sad.
I see I touch your nerve
Call me what you like I know who I am and whom I serve most people don’t that is why they cross boundries and lack respect for others.
My Heavenly Father has taught me different!