YOUTUBE: Paul Potts Sings "Dominique Strauss-Kahn"

dfu via YouTube ^ | 5-2011 | dfu

[doug from upland]

Paul Potts is at it again. Here is his latest operatic masterpiece, a commentary on both frisky Frenchman Dominique Strauss-Kahn and scumbag Bill Clinton.

PAUL POTTS SINGS "DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN"

[Zakeet]

The pervert didn't like that, but I thought it was good.

So much so that you now owe me a new keyboard.

[doug from upland]

I owe you a keyboard? Hey, go hit up Paul Potts. :)

That, by the way, is one of my favorite Billy Jeff photos. It really displays his arrogance.

Check out this one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvO53MLYyIg

[Zakeet]

Check out this one.

I saw that last night and almost did myself an injury.

I've been a devoted fan since you came out with "Hello Daddy," sung to the tune of Camp Granada by Chelsea Clinton/Hubble. It is a riot from beginning (Hello Chelsea, this is Daddy) to end (It is safer on the Nimitz, 1600 Pennsylvania is off limits).

Where do you come up with this sh*t?

[doug from upland]

Thanks. I forgot all about that Camp Granada. I think I’ve done about 30 of those suckers. Here is one put on YouTube you might enjoy =

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv10kbVnMkE

Here’s my favorite Camp Grenada and favorite last line =

MIDI - CAMP GRENADA http://evenmoresapphiredreams.bravepages.com/C/Midi_C.html

Hey black pant suit…are you dusty…worn by Rodham…are you crusty?
For two decades…you have lasted…you’d not squeeze her big butt if sometime she fasted

You had touched the…evil lady…when the softballs…came from Katy
Once you thought you’d…really lost ‘er…when she took you off to dump her boyfriend Foster

You were there for…depositions…she proclaimed them…inquisitions
There was comfort…you’re providing…on the day the billing records she was hiding

Are you wool or…polyester…Carville may know…go ask Chester
You can’t fit a-…round her belly…you need washing…Pakistanis say you’re smelly

Please be honest…was she plastered…when she screamed “You F.J. Bastard”
Did she hurl…when she read “Leaves of Grass” was given to that porky girl
Would you welcome the excitement…if you’re worn to her indictment
And by chance…do you think you’d survive if she should wet her pants

Wait a minute…is “exquisite”…what you hear when…lezbos visit
Have you had a…corsage clipped on…like a blue dress please tell us, have you been dripped on

Were you out in the Rose Garden…Bill was late and...begged her pardon
We know there was…trouble plenty…she learned what he did with his Arturo Fuente

[ansel12]

Tacky to use that man’s performance.

[ml/nj]

Does someone really sing Nessun Dorma on that Idol thing?

ML/NJ

[Zakeet]

You know, the Royal Rump seems to be rapidly outgrowing Old Crusty. Do you think she will have enough of a sense of civic responsibility to donate the priceless relic to the Smithsonian before she rips it to shreds?

Here’s my favorite Camp Grenada and favorite last line ...

... and because of that, you owe me another keyboard. Thanks a lot, pal.

[doug from upland]

That was from “Britain’s Got Talent” a couple years ago.

[doug from upland]

Gee, I guess it will be equally tacky when I post one about Kloppenburg.

[ansel12]

What does Paul Potts incredible and moving performance have to do with Kloppenburg? What do you have against that guy?

[doug from upland]

I don’t have anything against him. I marveled at his performance and cheered him on.

Apparently you were born without the humor gene. It has nothing to do with Kloppenburg except an opportunity to stick it to the Dems, which I have done here since 1996.

My parodies have no effect on Paul Potts and in no way detract from what he has accomplished. Smile.

[ansel12]

I called it tacky because it does detract from him for you to use his performance in such a crude way.

[doug from upland]

Crude? How about humorous and politically biting? If you can show me that I did anything to harm his career, I will withdraw the song. Show me one person who did not buy his album or albums because they saw this on YouTube. I’ll actually save you the trouble. The answer is no one. Not one single human being changed his or her mind about buying a Paul Potts album because of my parody.

Political parody has been an important part of the political landscape in this nation since its founding. Lighten up, please.

[ansel12]

It is tacky, interesting that you would phony up, get huffy and try to make a bunch of squawking about proving damage to his career, which is childish.

[doug from upland]

re: “because it does detract from him”

It is fine to say it is tacky. You get your opinion. But you don’t get your own facts. Those stand on their own. Nothing I have done with all the Paul Potts parodies have done anything to detract from him. That is preposterous on its face. I have not detracted from the Beatles, the Stones, the Beach Boys, the Singing Nun, Barry Manilow, Lee Greenwood, Joe Cocker, the Muppets, the University of Wisconsin, The Killers, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra, Queen, or any of the many songs I have used for parody. I will again make the offer. Show me that they have done anything to detract from him and, since I am a fan of his, I will remove them.

[ansel12]

The fact is that it is tacky and detracts from him, I would prefer that I had not seen his performance basterized in such a manner.

I’ll be glad when that tolerance for my opinion from you shows up, so far I haven’t seen it.

[doug from upland]

I have tolerance for your opinion that it is tacky. That’s fine. But don’t claim a fact that does not exist. It does not, has not, and will not detract from him.

Here’s my suggestion. Avoid clicking on any of my song parody threads and it will make you happier.

[doug from upland]

By the way, besides trying to make up facts, you made up a new word - basterized.

[ansel12]

I wouldn’t have caught your basterized job on Potts’s inspirational video if I didn’t read the posted threads here, and you would not know my opinion of the work you submitted here for comments, if I had not commented.