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I Still Hate You, Sarah Palin
NRO ^ | July 7, 2009 4:00 A.M | David Kahane

Posted on 05/23/2011 1:43:37 PM PDT by onyx



I Still Hate You, Sarah Palin


The Republicans bring a knife to a gunfight, and lose again.




One of the most terrifying moments of my political life came last summer at the Republican convention in St. Paul. No, I don’t mean seeing John McCain careering around the Xcel Energy Center like Eyegore in Young Frankenstein, his face frozen in a Lon Chaney Sr. rictus grin as he reached across the aisle to his erstwhile friends in the media and got his hand bitten off. Rather, I’m referring to the aftermath of Sarah Palin’s outrageous acceptance speech, which whipped up the Rotary Club delegates into a frenzy of white-boy fury that not even heckling by a brave Code Pink embed could deter. Truly a fascist classic and one that sent shivers down our collectivist spines.

Even worse was the glaze of horror on the phizzes of the assembled heroes of the Mainstream Media. Andrea Mitchell — yes, the very same Andrea Mitchell, NBC News, Washington, whose employer saw no conflict of interest at all when she married then Fed pooh-bah Alan Greenspan — stood there gaping like a frog while the rest of the assembled Finemans and Matthewses and Olbermanns scurried around like roaches when the light gets turned on: What the hell just hit us? For one horrible moment, it looked as if the carefully crafted plans of David Axelrod, Rahm Emanuel, George Soros, and the Second Chief Directorate, first department, of the old KGB were about to gang agley.


Not only were we offended at the sheer effrontery of McCain’s pick: How dare the Republicans proffer this déclassée piece of Wasilla trailer trash whose only claim to fame was that she didn’t exercise her right to choose? Where were her degrees from Smith or Barnard, her internships at PETA, the Brookings Institution, or the Young Pioneers? We were also outraged that the Stupid Party had just nominated a completely unqualified candidate nobody had ever heard of, a first-term governor of Alaska whose previous experience consisted of a small-town mayoralty. As opposed to our guy, Barry Soetoro of Mombasa, Djakarta, and Honolulu, a first-term senator nobody had ever heard of, whose previous experience had been as a state senator (D., Daley Machine) in Illinois. After eight long, illegitimate, lawless years of &*^%BUSH$#@! tyranny, how dare you contest this election?

And so the word went out, from that time and place: Eviscerate Sarah Palin like one of her field-dressed moose. Turn her life upside down. Attack her politics, her background, her educational history. Attack her family. Make fun of her husband, her children. Unleash the noted gynecologist Andrew Sullivan to prove that Palin’s fifth child was really her grandchild. Hit her with everything we have: Maureen Dowd of the New York Times, taking a beer-run break from her quixotic search for Mr. Right to drip venom on Sister Sarah; post-funny comic David Letterman, to joke about her and her daughters on national television; Katie Couric, the anchor nobody watches, to give this Alaskan interloper a taste of life in the big leagues; former New York Times hack Todd “Mr. Dee Dee Myers” Purdum, to act as an instrument of Graydon Carter’s wrath at Vanity Fair. Heck, we even burned her church down. Even after the teleological triumph of The One, the assault had to continue, each blow delivered with our Lefty SneerTM (viz.: Donny Deutsch yesterday on Morning Joe), until Sarah was finished.

You know what? It worked! McCain finally succumbed to his long-standing case of Stockholm Syndrome (“My friends, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency”), Tina Fey turned Palin into a see-Russia-from-my-house joke, “conservative” useful idiots like Peggy Noonan and Kathleen Parker hatched her, and finally Sarah cried No más and walked away. If we could, we’d cut off her head and mount it on a wall at Tammany Hall, except there is no more Tammany Hall unless you count Obama’s Tony Rezko–financed home in Chicago. And it took only eight months — heck, Sarah couldn’t even have another kid in the time it took us to destroy her. That’s the Chicago way!

Yes, my friends, it’s once again time to quote Sean Connery’s famous speech from The Untouchables, written by David Mamet — the lecture the veteran Chicago cop gives a wet-behind-the-ears Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner, back when he was a movie star) while they sit in a church pew. “You want to get Capone? Here’s how you get him: he pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That’s the Chicago way!” If you just think of us — liberal Democrats — as Capone you’ll begin to understand what we’re up to. And we just put one of yours in the morgue.

I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but maybe now you’re beginning to understand the high-stakes game we’re playing here. This ain’t John McCain’s logrolling senatorial club any more. This is a deadly serious attempt to realize the vision of the 1960s and to fundamentally transform the United States of America. This is the fusion of Communist dogma, high ideals, gangster tactics, and a stunning amount of self-loathing. For the first time in history, the patrician class is deliberately selling its own country down the river just to prove a point: that, yes, we can! This country stinks and we won’t be happy until we’ve forced you to admit it.

In other words, stop thinking of the Democratic Party as merely a political party, because it’s much more than that. We’re not just the party of slavery, segregation, secularism, and sedition. Not just the party of Aaron Burr, Boss Tweed, Richard J. Croker, Bull Connor, Chris Dodd, Richard Daley, Bill Ayers, the Reverend Jeremiah Wright, and Emperor Barack Hussein Obama II. Not just the party of Kendall “Agent 202” Myers, the State Department official recruited as a Cuban spy along with his wife during the Carter administration. Rather, think of the Democratic Party as what it really is: a criminal organization masquerading as a political party.



If you had any sense, you would start using our tactics against us. After all, you have a few lawyers on your side. Sue us. File frivolous ethics complaints against all our elected officials until, like Sarah, they go broke from defending themselves.




(David Paterson would be a good place to start.) Challenge the constitutionality of BO2’s legion of fill-in-the-blank czars — none of whom have to be confirmed, or even pass a security check. (Come to think of it, neither did Barry.) Let slip your own journalistic dogs of war, assuming you have any, to find Barry’s birth certificate, his college transcripts, whether he applied to Occidental as a foreign student, and on which passport he traveled in 1981 to Pakistan with his friend Wahid Hamid, for starters.

You might also want to think about interviewing New York literary agent Jane Dystel, who a) contacted the totally unknown Obama in the wake of an adulatory New York Times piece in 1990 and b) got him a $125,000 advance for a memoir that c) he couldn’t write, even after a long sojourn in Bali, which d) got the contract canceled, whereupon e) Dystel got him $40,000 from another publisher, following which f) the book finally came out to glowing reviews and g) Obama fired her. Wouldn’t she have an interesting story to tell?



In Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, “the fourth rule is: Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.” This is the book that “Reset” Rodham (what ever happened to her?) and BHO II grew up reading and continue to live by. If you don’t understand that that’s the way we see you — as the enemy — then you’re too dumb to survive. Remember that for us politics is not just an avocation, or even just a job, but our life. We literally stay awake nights thinking up ways to screw you. And one of the ways we do that is by religiously observing Alinsky’s Rule No. 4.

Did Sarah stand for “family values”? Flay her unwed-mother daughter. Did she represent probity in a notoriously corrupt, one-family state? Spread rumors about FBI investigations. Did she speak with an upper-Midwest twang? Mock it relentlessly on Saturday Night Live. Above all, don’t let her motivate the half of the country that doesn’t want His Serene Highness to bankrupt the nation, align with banana-republic Communist dictators, unilaterally dismantle our missile defenses, and set foot in more mosques than churches since he has become president. We’ve got a suicide cult to run here.

And that’s why Sarah had to go. Whether she understood it or not, she threatened us right down to our most fundamental, meretricious, elitist, sneering, snobbish, insecure, Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders bones. She was, after all, a “normal” American, the kind of person (or so I’m told) you meet in flyover country. The kind that worries first about home and hearth and believes in things like motherhood and love of country the way it is, not the way she wants to remake it.


What you clowns need, in other words, is a Rules for Radical Conservatives to explain what you’re up against and teach you how to compete before it’s too late. Luckily, since I care about money even more than I care about politics, I have just such a book in the proposal stage, currently making the rounds of various publishers, assuming any of them are wise enough to take me up on it.

And, yes, this time it really is personal.

– David Kahane is pushing for a new national holiday to commemorate the destruction of Sarah Palin, and is hopeful that his senators, Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein, will co-sponsor it, along with Henry Waxman in the House. You can second the motion at kahanenro@gmail.com or on Facebook.   


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KEYWORDS: conventionspeech; davidkahane; hatinpalin; palin; pds; sarahpalin; satire; smears; udingalingsitssatire; waronsarah
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Thank you, ak267. This admission by demonic-rat Kahane remains timely.



Links to his column on Bristol, the Palins again, and his most recent. He's remains on the smearing job.

I Hate You, Bristol Palin

They Still Hate Me for Hating The Palin's

DUMB, DUMB AND DUMBER:Pass the popcorn — it’s the Republican presidential field!

“A nightstick the size of a telephone pole and the muscle to wield it effortlessly.”
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL! GAME ON!


1 posted on 05/23/2011 1:43:41 PM PDT by onyx
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To: ak267; Al B.; Virginia Ridgerunner; Brices Crossroads; RedMDer; trisham; Bigtigermike; Lakeshark; ..
GAME ON!


Sarah Palin's Ping List!


2 posted on 05/23/2011 1:45:49 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: onyx
It's satire. David Kahane is Michael Walsh.
3 posted on 05/23/2011 1:47:25 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: Servant of the Cross

Wicked funny satire too, IMHO.


4 posted on 05/23/2011 1:49:04 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: onyx

>>>She was, after all, a “normal” American, the kind of person (or so I’m told) you meet in flyover country. The kind that worries first about home and hearth and believes in things like motherhood and love of country the way it is, not the way she wants to remake it.


5 posted on 05/23/2011 1:49:27 PM PDT by ken21 (liberal + rino progressive media hate palin, bachman, cain...)
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To: onyx
If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.

ineluctable

6 posted on 05/23/2011 1:49:56 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (If Sarah Palin really was unelectable, state-run media would be begging the GOP to nominate her.)
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To: onyx

It’s satire.

Made me chuckle, cause it’s true; the Democratic Party IS a criminal organization.


7 posted on 05/23/2011 1:51:54 PM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (To view the FR@Alabama ping list, click on my profile!)
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To: Servant of the Cross

It would be funny if some leftist newspaper ran this article just from the title. lol


8 posted on 05/23/2011 1:54:31 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: onyx

Except that Sarah hasn’t been destroyed and she’s not finished. Nice try, dude, but I think you have another agenda with this article.


9 posted on 05/23/2011 1:55:15 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: onyx
He's remains on the smearing job.

You need to read the article a little closer. He is attacking the media that went after Palin. He is using Satire.

She was, after all, a “normal” American, the kind of person (or so I’m told) you meet in flyover country. The kind that worries first about home and hearth and believes in things like motherhood and love of country the way it is, not the way she wants to remake it.

10 posted on 05/23/2011 1:55:34 PM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: ReneeLynn

I really hate satire.


11 posted on 05/23/2011 1:56:13 PM PDT by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: onyx

onyx, you need to read this over and understand who “David Kahane” is. He took his name from Rabbi Meir Kahane whose name was David. He is a bold Conservative, not a lefty. THIS is SCATHING satire against leftists.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/183019/pseudonym-born/david-kahane

“David Kahane” was born two years ago to explain the ways of Hollywood and the hard left to those of you on the center-right in a way that is both authentic and, I hope, amusing. Another conservative voice blathering in our echo chamber about the Stalinist conformity of Hollywood would just have been ignored. But every crazy notion that flows from Dave’s pen has its foundation is something that someone on the Left is actually thinking or saying, and to judge by the hate mail Kahane gets from lefties who finally have figured out that he’s mocking them, the truth hurts.


12 posted on 05/23/2011 1:57:12 PM PDT by MestaMachine (If you want to pillage,plunder,destroy, blaspheme,or defile, become a muslim, or name yourself obama)
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To: onyx
McCain finally succumbed to his long-standing case of Stockholm Syndrome (“My friends, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency”),

I can just hear McCain say that in his usual whiney way. Painful flashback. Man, how I despise that SOB.

13 posted on 05/23/2011 1:57:49 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: onyx

Sarah Is Indomitable

14 posted on 05/23/2011 1:58:00 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: onyx
This is dead-on satire!

One of my favorites...

Unleash the noted gynecologist Andrew Sullivan to prove that Palin’s fifth child was really her grandchild.

15 posted on 05/23/2011 1:58:38 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: onyx

If It Is a Fight These Jacobins Want, Then It Is a Fight They Shall Have
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/t-coddington-van-voorhees-vii/


16 posted on 05/23/2011 2:00:03 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (How do you starve an Obama supporter? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.)
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To: onyx

He must have missed his Rabies booster.


17 posted on 05/23/2011 2:01:29 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Going 'EGYPT' - 2012!)
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To: editor-surveyor
No, but it appears at least a few Freepers must've misplaced their satire detectors.

Either that or they didn't read the whole piece.

18 posted on 05/23/2011 2:03:25 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: trisham

The Unsinkable Sarah Palin!


19 posted on 05/23/2011 2:06:46 PM PDT by Aria ( "If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.")
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
You went straight for the big guns...

Iowahawk eviscerating the Country Clubbers.

20 posted on 05/23/2011 2:08:24 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: onyx; John Semmens

John, I think someone out did your satire....


21 posted on 05/23/2011 2:10:01 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: Servant of the Cross
LOLOLOL. I know of Chris Lehane!
This one got me because it's TRUE!


The Wal-Mart Mom and the media


September 9, 2008

“We're not running against Gov. Palin.”
– David Axelrod, the Obama campaign's chief strategist, on “Fox News Sunday”


22 posted on 05/23/2011 2:12:15 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: onyx

Great column. I’m a little surprised to see it in NRO.

Yes, Sarah’s acceptance speech was absolutely stunning. That was what got the whole leftist media world foaming at the mouth and attacking her family. And that was what got McCain so upset that he decided he had better lose the race.

Only thing that might not show clearly through this satire is that, no, they did not manage to destroy Sarah Palin. She’s still here. She’s hitting back. And she’s coming after them.


23 posted on 05/23/2011 2:12:21 PM PDT by Cicero
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To: onyx
Yep, it's satire, but what trips you up it's basically a compilation of thinking and ideas, you've heard before, put forth by MSNBC and the rest of the MSM.
Right out of their playbook and turned around on them.
24 posted on 05/23/2011 2:12:36 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: ReneeLynn

I do too. Seriesly.


25 posted on 05/23/2011 2:13:16 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Tex-Con-Man

“One of my favorites...

Unleash the noted gynecologist Andrew Sullivan to prove that Palin’s fifth child was really her grandchild.”

ROTFLOL FUNNY!! I liked this part too:

“.....John McCain careering around the Xcel Energy Center like Eyegore in Young Frankenstein, his face frozen in a Lon Chaney Sr. rictus grin...”

LOL!!


26 posted on 05/23/2011 2:13:53 PM PDT by penelopesire (Let The Congressional Hearings Begin!)
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To: The Cajun

Timely today with all the anti-Sarah articles, columns and *she’s too damaged to run* posts.

I think *NOT*!


27 posted on 05/23/2011 2:16:10 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: trisham
B T T T ! ! !
RUN, SARAH, RUN!


28 posted on 05/23/2011 2:17:40 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Mr. Mojo
“My friends, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency”


We really screwed those conservatives, didn't we?

29 posted on 05/23/2011 2:20:15 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: MestaMachine; ReneeLynn

LOL. I don’t like being fooled by satire!


30 posted on 05/23/2011 2:21:46 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: onyx

Devastatingly funny satire that, as a Sarah Palin supporter, I wish I’d had the talent to write. Well done Mr. Walsh - and thank you.


31 posted on 05/23/2011 2:22:32 PM PDT by Jim Scott
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To: onyx

Shouldn’t excerpts from Pissant’s personal blog be posted in the “Personal” section...? ;)


32 posted on 05/23/2011 2:23:13 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("If you're not fiscally AND socially conservative, you're not conservative!" - Jim Robinson, 9-1-10)
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To: Cicero
Only thing that might not show clearly through this satire is that, no, they did not manage to destroy Sarah Palin. She’s still here. She’s hitting back. And she’s coming after them.



Right On!!!!

RUN, SARAH, RUN!

33 posted on 05/23/2011 2:26:10 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Notaping


34 posted on 05/23/2011 2:26:47 PM PDT by glock rocks (Who's black, white, and red all over? I'll give you 57 guesses.)
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To: MestaMachine

“David Kahane” is also the name of a character in “The Player,” a 1992 movie directed by Robert Altman, based on the novel by Michael Tolchin.

The character, played by Vincent D’Onofrio, gets into an altercation with producer Griffin Mill (played by Tim Robbins), and ends up getting killed.


35 posted on 05/23/2011 2:27:48 PM PDT by eddiespaghetti ((with the meatball eyes))
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To: onyx
Hang tough kid, you ain't seen nothing yet.
The more they ramp it up after a certain point the bigger fools they make of themselves.
The *Bush's Fault* thing eventually blew up in their faces after a while, they won't be able to pull it off in Sarah's case, people have gotten a little wiser.........She's a fighter and not *above the Frey* is another thing they're not figuring on.
36 posted on 05/23/2011 2:28:06 PM PDT by The Cajun (Palin, Bachmann, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
who?
37 posted on 05/23/2011 2:28:15 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Jim Scott

Fooled me completely____LOL.


38 posted on 05/23/2011 2:29:43 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Aria

Sarah Is Sensational!

39 posted on 05/23/2011 2:29:45 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: penelopesire
John McCain careering around the Xcel Energy Center like Eyegore in Young Frankenstein, his face frozen in a Lon Chaney Sr. rictus grin ...


40 posted on 05/23/2011 2:32:25 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: onyx

Oh please, I’d love to be able to write like that. It’s almost beautiful!


41 posted on 05/23/2011 2:32:56 PM PDT by RowdyFFC
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To: Mr. Mojo

Very painful flashback.
Such an unnecessary, stupid and utterly false statement.


42 posted on 05/23/2011 2:34:48 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Mr. Mojo

Very painful flashback.
Such an unnecessary, stupid and utterly false statement.


43 posted on 05/23/2011 2:35:02 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: onyx
You are a zealous defender of Ms. Palin.

I can imagine you as the press secretary for a Palin administration.

During the first press conference, the first reporter to ask a question you consider obnoxiously disrespectful to Madame President, I can see you taking out one of those laser guns used by the Martians from Mars Attacks and disintegrate the NYTimes offender.

Conservatives would start tuning into the press conferences live just to watch a very nervous and respectful white house press corp ask questions.

44 posted on 05/23/2011 2:40:36 PM PDT by Tex-Con-Man
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To: Cicero
Yes, Sarah’s acceptance speech was absolutely stunning.

McCain "rally" (snicker) pre-Sarah Palin ...

and .... post Sarah 'Barracuda' Palin ....


45 posted on 05/23/2011 2:41:10 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free!)
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To: Servant of the Cross

rotflol!!

Gads....talk about ‘zombie apocalypses’...McCain appears to be the first one out of the gates of hell there....lol!!


46 posted on 05/23/2011 2:45:12 PM PDT by penelopesire (Let The Congressional Hearings Begin!)
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To: onyx

Thanks for the ping to this masterful satire. P.J. O’Rourke with a deadly Hunter S. Thompson overlay.

And kudos to you for your graceful ‘oopsie’ recovery.


47 posted on 05/23/2011 2:46:44 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: onyx
After eight long, illegitimate, lawless years of &*^%BUSH$#@! tyranny, how dare you contest this election?

That's the Democrat attitude in a nutshell.

48 posted on 05/23/2011 2:47:26 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ( "The right to offend is far more important than any right not to be offended." - Rowan Atkinson)
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To: onyx
It's as if McCain were intentionally doing and saying everything possible to lose the election. Never before seen anything like it. ....and doubt I ever will again.
49 posted on 05/23/2011 2:48:52 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Cicero
...they did not manage to destroy Sarah Palin. She’s still here. She’s hitting back. And she’s coming after them.

....also, she's got friends. Lots of us.

Game On, Lady. I've got your SIX.

50 posted on 05/23/2011 2:48:57 PM PDT by Unrepentant VN Vet ((607 and a wakeup) Truth, I know, always resides wherever brave men still have ammunition.)
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