Posted on 05/26/2011 1:22:06 PM PDT by Stoat
What I don't eat....chips and soda....same as when I was a kid...
If MO is at the top where is solyent green?
Ugly inside and out.
USDA,
Mind.
Your.
Own.
____ing.
Business.
YES YOU CAN Enjoy your food, but eat less.
YES YOU CAN Avoid oversized portions.
YES YOU CAN Make half of your plate fruits and vegetables.
YES YOU CAN Switch to fat-free or low-fat (1%) milk.
YES YOU CAN Compare sodium in foods like soup, bread, and frozen meals, and choose the foods with lower numbers.
YES YOU CAN Drink water instead of sugary drinks.
NOW SHAKE YOU BOOTY AND MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
Oh Boy! Finally the CHANGE O’Bama (the black leprechaun)promised. I was getting sick of looking at the old food pyramid every time I sat at the table, opened the refrigerator door or got into my car (we are very concerned and aware of the government’s FOOD PYRAMID). We carry it’s picture everywhere so we can consult it each time we eat.
Now we are absolutely gleeful...the CHANGE has happened...we have a new food pyramid.
Now we await the government’s TOILET PYRAMID. I’ve heard it’s not a pyramid but an upside down wedge and all of the dirty stuff falls to the bottom of the wedge. Guess who’s picture is on the bottom with his mouth open?
0bese Americans should sue the Feds for the Food Pyramid that hooked them on Carbohydrates, a food that is one amino acid away from a pile of sugar.
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>> “Switch to fat-free or low-fat (1%) milk.” <<
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Good way to shorten your lifespan.
While you’re at it, eat gobs of canola.
>> “And what is the cost to taxpayers for this tripe?” <<
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Years off of their lives.
There ya go!
I'll start packing.
Liberals are such control freaks...
bump for later .................. FRegards
I love my Stoat Toast, thank you so much! :-)
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