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Herman Cain Jokes (Good Ones/Clean Ones) !!
HermanCainFacts.com ^ | 25 May 2011 | HermanCainFacts

Posted on 05/27/2011 12:01:47 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo

Herman Cain doesn’t just complain about the weather. He does something about it.

When Godfather Pizza was going broke, Herman Cain told the pizza to start tasting better, and it did.

Herman Cain is the reason that clouds have silver linings.

One day a liberal heckler called Herman Cain’s radio show. His phone melted.

Herman Cain knows who let the dogs out, and has punished him appropriately.

Herman Cain did not grow up in the south. Herman Cain has always been grown up.

One day Superman asked Herman Cain for an autograph, but Herman Cain was too busy saving the world.

When someone is between a rock and a hard place its usually because Herman Cain has them surrounded.

Herman Cain is suing the producers of the movie “Gone in Sixty Seconds” for stealing the name of his deficit reduction plan.

Herman Cain is not politically correct. He is just correct. Always.

Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.

A 15 min call to Herman Cain will save you 15% on your federal deficit.

Herman Cain had cancer once, but he told it to go away and get a real job, and it did.

Herman Cain invented tea and parties.

The Great Wall of China was built to keep Herman Cain out. It doesn’t work


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2012; cain; herman; hermanator; hermancain; humor; jokes; notreadyforprimetime; rightofreturn; yeswecain

1 posted on 05/27/2011 12:01:50 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo
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To: kingattax

Ping!


2 posted on 05/27/2011 12:11:29 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Pakistan is playing both Arsonist and Fireman in the War on Terror)
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To: AmericanInTokyo
Those are good jokes! Here's another knee-slapper...

Herman Cain once knowingly and voluntarily aligned himself with the Federal Reserve System -- knowing full well its origin, the way it was passed into law, and its agenda for America.

Ha ha. Joke's on us, huh?

3 posted on 05/27/2011 12:19:14 AM PDT by sklar
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To: sklar
Oh sheesh, if that's all you have, certainly the joke is on you! LOL Try the kitchen sink next time. ;-)
4 posted on 05/27/2011 12:28:59 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Pakistan is playing both Arsonist and Fireman in the War on Terror)
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To: AmericanInTokyo
The values and virtues of America are still there, and can be contrasted with the socialist welfare state and it's message of tax and plunder.

Any normal American, regardless of color, should naturally gravitate toward the message of individual liberty, freedom and responsibility.

Those 18-24 year-old's that voted for Zer0 have spent a few years looking for jobs - so, that might wake them up (or keep them away from the voting booth).

Let's try limited government.

Without large reductions in spending, returning to trade tariffs where necessary, fixing our business regulation/tax codes, and regaining our energy independence by drilling and refining, the future of our country is in peril. I think Herman Cain will fight for these things if he can survive the piss-stream media's 24/7 attack dogs.

cain-obama-people2
Obama is TOAST! The only question remains - regular or extra-crispy?
Countdown until Obama leaves Office: 603 days as of May 27, 2011.

5 posted on 05/27/2011 12:37:17 AM PDT by BobP (The piss-stream media - Never to be watched again in my house)
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To: sklar

Yes we already know Cain’s incredibly successful background and its pretty damn good! Unlike your fraudulent, no background or experience and failure Obumbo.


6 posted on 05/27/2011 12:49:27 AM PDT by rwoodward ("god, guns and more ammo")
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To: AmericanInTokyo
Herman Cain

born December 13, 1945 in Memphis, TN (Meets the Jus Soli Requirement)

Parents were
Luther Cain Jr., born March 16, 1925 in TN, died March 29, 1982 in Atlanta, GA
Lenora Davis, born July 27, 1925 in GA, died August 20, 2005 in Atlanta, GA

Both parents were US Citizens at the time of his birth (Meets the Jus Sanguinis Requirement)

Herman Cain is a NATURAL BORN CITIZEN unlike Barry Soetoro aka Barack Hussein Obama.

7 posted on 05/27/2011 1:10:35 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. De Vattel)
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To: rwoodward

Please don’t feed the insomniac trolls. Please. Ignore and they will go away. Seriously. ;-)


8 posted on 05/27/2011 1:11:06 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Pakistan is playing both Arsonist and Fireman in the War on Terror)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

Palin/Cain 2012! Is John Mc”cain” running again?


9 posted on 05/27/2011 2:37:27 AM PDT by 4rcane
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To: sklar

Man, your fear of this man has to be overwhelming for you to constantly push that weak argument.


10 posted on 05/27/2011 2:53:42 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: bcsco

Please PLEASE dont feed the trolls! Just let them slink away from here.... ;-)


11 posted on 05/27/2011 3:13:55 AM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (Pakistan is playing both Arsonist and Fireman in the War on Terror)
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To: AmericanInTokyo
The Hammer

CAIN TOUCH THIS!

12 posted on 05/27/2011 3:18:29 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: bcsco
Man, your fear of this man has to be overwhelming for you to constantly push that weak argument.

The question that I ask is: Could a true American Patriot accept a position in the Federal Reserve System knowing The Fed Reserve's origin, it's agenda, and who it is that truly owns and runs The Fed Reserve?

Some Quotes from notable Americans about the Fed Reserve:

"Most Americans have no real understanding of the operation of the international money lenders. The accounts of the Federal Reserve System have never been audited. It operates outside the control of Congress and manipulates the credit of the United States." -Sen. Barry Goldwater

It is well that the people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." -Henry Ford

“The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the large centers has owned the government of the U.S. since the days of Andrew Jackson.” -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"The financial system has been turned over to the Federal Reserve Board. That Board administers the finance system by authority of a purely profiteering group. The system is Private, conducted for the sole purpose of obtaining the greatest possible profits from the use of other people's money" -Charles A. Lindbergh Sr., 1923

"A great industrial nation is controlled by it's system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated governments in the world--no longer a government of free opinion, no longer a government by conviction and vote of the majority, but a government by the opinion and duress of small groups of dominant men." -President Woodrow Wilson

Then ask yourself, if a true America-first Patriot would ever align themselves with that hideous, anti-American organization?

13 posted on 05/27/2011 3:26:27 AM PDT by sklar
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To: sklar

“Those are good jokes!...... Here’s another knee-slapper.....Herman Cain once knowingly and voluntarily aligned himself with the Federal Reserve System — knowing full well its origin, the way it was passed into law, and its agenda for America......Ha ha. Joke’s on us, huh?......

LOL.....When I heard Beck ask him that question his answer sounded like a liberal hack......”The agenda was different when I served ect.”....He lost me....And it is a BIG DEAL.......


14 posted on 05/27/2011 4:26:07 AM PDT by 3722535r
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To: sklar

You and your other Paulbot friends are pathetic.


15 posted on 05/27/2011 5:07:05 AM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: sklar

You Paulbots continue to spout the same of stuff. How about stop regurgitating old talking points and actually do some research. It would make you stop sounding like such and uninformed dolt.


16 posted on 05/27/2011 5:11:53 AM PDT by chilepup
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To: bcsco; sklar
You and your other Paulbot friends are pathetic.

Actually judging by his posting history he's a Palinista, not a Paulbot. Behold the power of Herman Cain. He can bring conservatives from every spectrum together and unite them in a a common cause, trying to tear down another conservative candidate.

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17 posted on 05/27/2011 5:13:22 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: BobP

“Countdown until Obama leaves Office: 603 days as of May 27, 2011.”

Oh, what an inspiring thought!!!

Can we maka a coundown an official thread?


18 posted on 05/27/2011 7:41:37 AM PDT by redinIllinois (Pro-life, accountant, gun-totin' grandma - multi issue voter)
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To: sklar

Wasn’t Cain part of the triumvirate along with the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds, and Colonel Sanders. I think Cain replaced Colones Sanders after he went Teets up.


19 posted on 05/27/2011 8:28:12 AM PDT by NavVet ("You Lie!")
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To: sklar

Blah blah blah blah blah blah.


20 posted on 05/27/2011 8:56:29 AM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.)
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To: 3722535r

No worries. Yesterday, when I had lunch with Herman, Baron Rothschild, and George Soros at the secret Trilateral Commission Compound in upstate New York, I turned to Herman as we all stood there wearing our togas and said “Herm, what do you think we should do about all these conspiracy nuts?”

He said “it’s not a problem at all. We’ll discuss it further with the Bilderbergers tomorrow.”

Then we proceeded to kill some puppies.


21 posted on 05/27/2011 8:59:44 AM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

When Barack Obama goes to bed at night, he checks under the bed for Herman Cain.


22 posted on 05/27/2011 9:02:18 AM PDT by RockinRight (Herman Cain stopped for gas in South Carolina and inadvertently won a Primary debate.)
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To: AmericanInTokyo

I like West better.


23 posted on 05/27/2011 10:17:34 PM PDT by patriot08 (TEXAS GAL- born and bred and proud of it!)
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To: BobP

Extra crispy please. Oh. Make that two. Thanks. ;-)


24 posted on 05/27/2011 10:33:45 PM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
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