Posted on 05/28/2011 6:31:57 AM PDT by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
Yes, because Ketchup contains Tomato paste.
Except, the Tomato is a fruit! It was “deemed” a vegetable by, you guessed it, the government - in order to increase tax revenue. Can’t make this stuff up.
“Hmmm.....if they managed both ends of the equation......???
Food stamps can only be used at government run food stores.......”
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Soon . . . ONLY food stamps can be used at government-run food stores . . .
Only government-run food stores will be sanctioned, and they will only sell government-approved foods . . .
All employees at the food stores, and at every link in their supply chain - farmers and farm workers, farm machinery maufacturers and suppliers, fuel and fertilizer manufacturers, box and can manufactures and suppliers for their raw materials, every shipping agency along the chain, manufacturers of all vehicles and parts and fuel involved in transporting food, fixtures, etc - ALL will be required to join unions, and to be from non-right-to-work states . . .
Any US lands on which the foods are grown will become government property . . .
Every government-run food store will require a TSA safety-check upon entry, and a pat-down looking for shoplifted items upon leaving . . .
Entry into the parking lots will require a TSA vehicle search, and an extra gas-tax fee based upon distance from the driver’s home to the store . . .
Body Mass Index measurments will be recorded in a data base upon arrival at the store: Overweight shoppers will be limited in the articles of food they may purchase, an added tax proportional to weight will be added, and the truly obese will simply be denied entrance to the store . . .
HSA/TSA/FDA will establish new departments, complete with warrantless searches by SWAT teams, to control the inevitable food black market that will emerge . . .
Have I missed anything?
Yesiree! There’s something to be said for the idea that us White folks sure do know what’s best for everyone else in the world.
Know that area well - besides the obvious taxes of crime, vandalism, shoplifting would need to factor in such things as corrupt Chicago politics. I’m no expert but color me shocked if there aren’t a myriad of local taxes, fees, regulations and kickbacks that would make it very expensive indeed to open up any kind of small business there.
Wonder where their 2010 financials are.
Your faith in government is exceedingly low. This must be based on previous examples.
People wanted the jobs. And the access to cheap food and products.
Not logical!
How did you get to the point where government controls ALL food stores?
Not a likely, or logical “step”.
“Have I missed anything?”
Yes!
How do you get from running “some” food stores to running “ALL” food stores?
There would be armed insurrection in between!
Drought has taken care of China and Russia.
What’s their drought situation? thank you
the point is it is NOT the business of gubmint tostick its nose into its boss citizens eating habits, etc.
Not really. The government’s job (as it sees it) is to buy votes with taxpayer funds, borrow from the future when there aren’t enough taxpayers left, destroy ambition, divide the people. It is doing an EXCELLENT job!
My lack of faith is in the people that carry an EBT card and their self-described “leaders” who will turn this into another wasteful boondoggle as the gummint just keeps on doing its “job”.
I think you just nailed it.
Ketchup as a vegetable? Yes, I remember that one, my father knew some of the people involved. What happened was there was a Federal requirement that subsidized lunches serve vegetables. The problem was the kids weren’t eating them. Another requirement came down, to reduce the amount of waste. Imagine a couple of bureaucrats under a deadline trying to figure out how to make the kids eat their vegetables:
“Well, ketchup is made from tomatoes. That’s a vegetable, right? At least they’ll eat it.”
“Come on, nobodies gonna believe that!”
“At least it’ll confuse them long enough for us to think of a better one.”
“Let’s do it.”
Then the media got wind of it, and the rest is history.
And now you know - the REST of the story!
If you google it, you will find recent articles on China and Russia’s terrible drought. In particular, within the past few days, we had a article on China’s meager food production on Free Republic. China is lacking in water to use for crop growth, the drought is so bad.
Like Texas’ cattle industry, Russia’s rural lands have burned in a big way and more is expected. At one point the fires were so bad, cities like Moscow were threatened. Fort Worth was threatened when the Texas fires were at their worst. I think we have the fires under control in Texas at the moment. Russia was not prepared and equipped for their fires like the US is.
All the major food producers have been knocked on their heels this year. While you are at it, google coffee production failure in South America...now that is scarey! Coffee prices are expected to rise 17% shortly.
Not that I doubt this administration wouldn't try
we both know that is their goal. Then with a new name, they can spend more money fixing it up.
Paging Thomas Sowell: He has addressed the issue of stores-in-bad-neighborhoods extensively.
Listen to him.
WHY have all the grocery stores left these neighborhoods?
Doesn't one need to answer that question before thinking the government has the solution?
Probably still being cooked :)
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