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Posted on 06/01/2011 4:12:11 PM PDT by Syncro
WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
June 1, 2011
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Sometimes I wonder if Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., is too nice for his own good.
An evil swine hacks into Weiner's Twitter account and posts an embarrassing photo of spindly legs topped by a small erect penis draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear -- and Anthony just wants to forget the whole thing!
Instead of angrily demanding an investigation like anyone else would, Anthony has gone all St. Francis of Assisi on us.
He doesn't want an investigation! How big-hearted is that? Talk about a forgiving nature! He's almost too magnanimous. I wish I had that kind of forbearance.
Maybe he's ready to live and let live, but speaking as one of Anthony's biggest Twitter followers, I am not. Otherwise, Weiner's hacker is just going to go out and hack and hack again.
So while I admire Anthony's selfless refusal to be "distracted" by this issue, I would urge him to reconsider.
Only a full and complete investigation will show that he had absolutely nothing to do with that humiliating photo of the tiny stub of a male organ sent to a 21-year-old coed from his Twitter address last Friday night.
Anthony needs to remember that hacking is a serious crime. In fact, there probably will have to be a federal investigation whether or not our gentle Anthony requests one.
Another example of Anthony's amazing forbearance is how he has not retaliated against CNN for its malicious editing of Weiner's press conference on Tuesday.
CNN obviously sabotaged the tape to make it look as if he was refusing to answer the simplest, most direct questions. (I confess I did not see the entire conference live; I was too busy sending private messages to the hundreds of college coeds I follow on Twitter, just like Anthony.)
Through sheer trickery, CNN made it appear as if Anthony kept lurching back to the same irrelevant story about a heckler in an audience of 45,000 people.
Anyone could see there was something off about the video because no matter what reporters asked him, CNN kept looping back to that clip of Anthony telling his long, pointless parable about a heckler in an audience and how he'd respond and then demanding that he be allowed to finish, when he obviously had already finished.
This falsely suggested that he was stonewalling reporters. Perhaps the CNN tape was hacked, too.
It's time for Anthony to stand up for himself, if you'll pardon the expres -- Hey, wait a minute! Now my column is being hacked!!! -- and demand an investigation of both the hacker and CNN.
Weiner isn't a celebrity: He's a CONGRESSMAN. Whoever can hack into his Twitter account may be able to hack into other congressmen's accounts -- or into Weiner's briefing files from, say, the Department of Defense.Read more at AnnCoulter.Com
In a panic when he saw he had hit the wrong button and sent a private tweet of his pecker to his entire Twitter following, Weiner blurted out the hacker defense, quickly typing: "FB hacked. Is my blender gonna attack me next?"This ones gonna go viral...
“small” claims court.
Ann Coulter is hilarious (and incredibly smart!!!)
Little Wiener is a Dem so he has nothing to worry about.
Pray for America
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Don’t no about that, I believe there may be more photos to come. No more Private Parts.
“draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear “
Hey! Wait just a minute here! I’m 65, and I wear “dingy gray briefs” sometimes. What ever’s handy, and works itself to the top of the underwear drawer!
Can the liberal comedians resist the obvious joke bonanza? We shall see...
This moron is making joke writing so easy . . . and he looks and acts exactly as his name implies.
But don't forget . . . dummyrats NEVER pay for their crimes: He didn't stand on a woman's shoulders to get out of a sinking car while a she drowned; He didn't steal 1000 FBI files; He didn't steal $100,000 of public property from our White House; He didn't have a homosexual call-guy service in his apartment; He wasn't an official with the KKK; He didn't cover up a murder of a White House official; He didn't come up with a phony birth certificate to hide his ineligibility to hold office; He didn't leave seminal fluid on an intern's dress and then lie about it; He didn't _____ (fill in the blank)
So, no matter what he did, he'll never pay for this.
He used to be John Stewart’s roommate. Let’s see if that hypocrite makes a joke.
Second, he doesn’t want a federal investigation because of what other pictures are on his hard drive. (I’m talking about his computer.) I wonder if that’s a government computer and a government account.
Well done, Ann. A veritable Weiner Roast.
Hey Ann. Cheeseburgers and Ice Cream.
Maybe some cookies...
Yeah, looks like Hebrew went National, HOTDOG!!!!!!
Look, theres clearly a double standard with the mainstream media, Breitbart said.So when can we expect Rep. Weiner to "do the right thing," and resign?
If this were a Republican, like Mike Lee or Larry Craig or Mark Foley, it becomes the single most important story in the history of the media for three weeks, four weeks.
We are inundated with it and then the Nancy Pelosis and Anthony Weiners of the world come out there and say there has to be the ethics investigation because this is how Republicans are...
... but yet the Democrats right now are going out there on TV...
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...to say we shouldnt pay attention to an alleged hack into a congressmans computer?
RE Small Claims Court. Yes. He’s gonna file a small brief.
Just can’t wait until “voir dire”.
We need to tag this a evidence. Can someone get me a tweezer?
Until the court decision comes in, Weiner is left out to dry.
Hey Ann. Cheeseburgers and Ice Cream.Nah.
Maybe some cookies...
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What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]