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Ann Coulter:WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT (Size Mutters)
AnnCoulter.Com ^ | June 1, | Ann Coulter

Posted on 06/01/2011 4:12:11 PM PDT by Syncro

 

 

 


WEINER'S PENIS PHOTO DISPUTE TO BE SETTLED IN SMALL CLAIMS COURT
June 1, 2011


Sometimes I wonder if Rep. Anthony Weiner, D-N.Y., is too nice for his own good.

An evil swine hacks into Weiner's Twitter account and posts an embarrassing photo of spindly legs topped by a small erect penis draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear -- and Anthony just wants to forget the whole thing!

Instead of angrily demanding an investigation like anyone else would, Anthony has gone all St. Francis of Assisi on us.

He doesn't want an investigation! How big-hearted is that? Talk about a forgiving nature! He's almost too magnanimous. I wish I had that kind of forbearance.

Maybe he's ready to live and let live, but speaking as one of Anthony's biggest Twitter followers, I am not. Otherwise, Weiner's hacker is just going to go out and hack and hack again.

So while I admire Anthony's selfless refusal to be "distracted" by this issue, I would urge him to reconsider.

Only a full and complete investigation will show that he had absolutely nothing to do with that humiliating photo of the tiny stub of a male organ sent to a 21-year-old coed from his Twitter address last Friday night.

Anthony needs to remember that hacking is a serious crime. In fact, there probably will have to be a federal investigation whether or not our gentle Anthony requests one.

Another example of Anthony's amazing forbearance is how he has not retaliated against CNN for its malicious editing of Weiner's press conference on Tuesday.

CNN obviously sabotaged the tape to make it look as if he was refusing to answer the simplest, most direct questions. (I confess I did not see the entire conference live; I was too busy sending private messages to the hundreds of college coeds I follow on Twitter, just like Anthony.)

Through sheer trickery, CNN made it appear as if Anthony kept lurching back to the same irrelevant story about a heckler in an audience of 45,000 people.

Anyone could see there was something off about the video because no matter what reporters asked him, CNN kept looping back to that clip of Anthony telling his long, pointless parable about a heckler in an audience and how he'd respond and then demanding that he be allowed to finish, when he obviously had already finished.

This falsely suggested that he was stonewalling reporters. Perhaps the CNN tape was hacked, too.

It's time for Anthony to stand up for himself, if you'll pardon the expres -- Hey, wait a minute! Now my column is being hacked!!! -- and demand an investigation of both the hacker and CNN.

Read the rest at AnnCoulter.Com



TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; coulter; deminimisnoncuratlex; dncmemberalert; dncmemberatlarge; madanthony; noaccountability; notransparency; ouler; pieonmyweiner; weinergate
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Weiner isn't a celebrity: He's a CONGRESSMAN. Whoever can hack into his Twitter account may be able to hack into other congressmen's accounts -- or into Weiner's briefing files from, say, the Department of Defense.

Read more at AnnCoulter.Com

Heh heh, she said "Brief(s)"
1 posted on 06/01/2011 4:12:18 PM PDT by Syncro
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To: RonDog; jellybean; Rummyfan
In a panic when he saw he had hit the wrong button and sent a private tweet of his pecker to his entire Twitter following, Weiner blurted out the hacker defense, quickly typing: "FB hacked. Is my blender gonna attack me next?"
This ones gonna go viral...
2 posted on 06/01/2011 4:16:20 PM PDT by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: Syncro

“small” claims court.

heh heh


3 posted on 06/01/2011 4:16:48 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: Syncro

Ann Coulter is hilarious (and incredibly smart!!!)


4 posted on 06/01/2011 4:20:22 PM PDT by savagesusie
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To: Syncro

Little Wiener is a Dem so he has nothing to worry about.

Pray for America


5 posted on 06/01/2011 4:20:41 PM PDT by bray (Hey Country Club, hold Sarah's coat while she kicks his ____.)
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To: Syncro

6 posted on 06/01/2011 4:21:42 PM PDT by Brandonmark (News Coverage)
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To: Syncro
Another GREAT column from Ann!

No wonder she is on the cover of this month's Townhall Magazine:

With guns blazing, Ann Coulter has made a career of blasting and destroying the Left -- and she's having a great time doing it. In an exclusive interview with Townhall, she gets personal about her life, her past and her passions.
Anyone who knows Ann can tell you that the peals of her distinctive laughter are as much her trademark as the slinky dresses and the blond tresses.

Judging by her frequent appearances on "Hannity," "Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld," "The O'Reilly Factor," "The View," "The Today Show" and a host of other TV shows, when Ann Coulter is on camera, she always seems to be laughing, or have just laughed, or be about to laugh, or have just made someone else laugh.

Why, then, do her critics so often describe her as angry?

-- snip --

...Subscribers will also read Ann's reaction to the charges that she's not winning over any new converts with her books, columns and speeches and that she's merely preaching to the choir?

Plus, get to know her personal history:

Every right-wing firebrand's story starts somewhere -- find out what Ann was like as a kid, what her family was about, and the choices she made in her youth that led her to where she is today.
Get this rare inside look at the life of Ann Coulter ONLY in the June issue of Townhall Magazine.
Here are some excerpts...

7 posted on 06/01/2011 4:21:56 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: bray

Don’t no about that, I believe there may be more photos to come. No more Private Parts.


8 posted on 06/01/2011 4:25:26 PM PDT by jerseyrocks
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To: Syncro

“draped in dingy gray briefs no male over the age of 11 would wear “

Hey! Wait just a minute here! I’m 65, and I wear “dingy gray briefs” sometimes. What ever’s handy, and works itself to the top of the underwear drawer!


9 posted on 06/01/2011 4:26:10 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: Syncro

Can the liberal comedians resist the obvious joke bonanza? We shall see...


10 posted on 06/01/2011 4:28:12 PM PDT by jimmygrace
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To: Syncro
"This ones gonna go viral...
Indeed...


11 posted on 06/01/2011 4:29:37 PM PDT by frankenMonkey (Because he was the son you bore, And gave to that wind blowing and that tide!)
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To: Syncro
"briefs" "viral" "Small Claims Court"

This moron is making joke writing so easy . . . and he looks and acts exactly as his name implies.

But don't forget . . . dummyrats NEVER pay for their crimes: He didn't stand on a woman's shoulders to get out of a sinking car while a she drowned; He didn't steal 1000 FBI files; He didn't steal $100,000 of public property from our White House; He didn't have a homosexual call-guy service in his apartment; He wasn't an official with the KKK; He didn't cover up a murder of a White House official; He didn't come up with a phony birth certificate to hide his ineligibility to hold office; He didn't leave seminal fluid on an intern's dress and then lie about it; He didn't _____ (fill in the blank)

So, no matter what he did, he'll never pay for this.

12 posted on 06/01/2011 4:32:42 PM PDT by laweeks
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To: jimmygrace

He used to be John Stewart’s roommate. Let’s see if that hypocrite makes a joke.

Second, he doesn’t want a federal investigation because of what other pictures are on his hard drive. (I’m talking about his computer.) I wonder if that’s a government computer and a government account.


13 posted on 06/01/2011 4:37:38 PM PDT by Terry Mross (Only a SECOND party will get my vote.)
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To: Syncro

Well done, Ann. A veritable Weiner Roast.


14 posted on 06/01/2011 4:42:13 PM PDT by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (Dear Lord, Please judge Barack Hussein Obama for betraying Israel, and not the whole nation. Amen.)
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To: Syncro

Hey Ann. Cheeseburgers and Ice Cream.

Maybe some cookies...


15 posted on 06/01/2011 4:50:51 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Syncro

Yeah, looks like Hebrew went National, HOTDOG!!!!!!


16 posted on 06/01/2011 4:53:36 PM PDT by hflynn
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To: Syncro
Ann's friend Andrew Breitbart nails the the RATs in his "Weinergate" article:
“Look, there’s clearly a double standard with the mainstream media,” Breitbart said.

“If this were a Republican, like Mike Lee or Larry Craig or Mark Foley, it becomes the single most important story in the history of the media for three weeks, four weeks.

We are inundated with it and then the Nancy Pelosis and Anthony Weiners of the world come out there and say there has to be the ethics investigation because this is how Republicans are...

... but yet the Democrats right now are going out there on TV...

-- snip --

...to say we shouldn’t pay attention to an alleged hack into a congressman’s computer?

So when can we expect Rep. Weiner to "do the right thing," and resign?
17 posted on 06/01/2011 4:56:58 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: dynachrome

RE Small Claims Court. Yes. He’s gonna file a small brief.

Just can’t wait until “voir dire”.

We need to tag this a evidence. Can someone get me a tweezer?

Until the court decision comes in, Weiner is left out to dry.


18 posted on 06/01/2011 5:03:09 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: 240B
Hey Ann. Cheeseburgers and Ice Cream.

Maybe some cookies...

Nah.
Ann look GREAT just as she is!
Check out this BRAND NEW picture of Ann, from this month's cover story in TownHall magazine:


19 posted on 06/01/2011 5:04:51 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: Syncro

What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]


20 posted on 06/01/2011 5:07:30 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: Syncro
The congressCritter will launch a new promotional reelection campaign ad with the title, “Saving Weiner’s Privates”.

Of course, the libMedia will worship it too....

21 posted on 06/01/2011 5:08:26 PM PDT by redshawk (Hey 0pansy. I'm scratching my nose too; and not with my index finger!)
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To: Syncro
The joke possibilities here are almost endless.
22 posted on 06/01/2011 5:11:14 PM PDT by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- follow the money and you'll find truth.)
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To: Syncro
From anncoulter.com:
...You don't need to apologize for anything, congressman. Your only problem is, you're just too damn nice.

But knowing Anthony, he'll probably forgive CNN. There's a reason why, year in and year out, Anthony Weiner has been voted Congress' most forgiving person.

I try to be a good Christian, but it took Anthony Weiner to show me what true mercy is. I salute you, congressman! ...
The preceding several paragraphs are what we call "irony," i.e. saying one thing while meaning the opposite.
What I meant to say is:
OF COURSE ANTHONY WEINER DOESN'T WANT AN INVESTIGATION BECAUSE IT WOULD SHOW THAT HE HIMSELF POSTED THE PHOTO... - Ann Coulter
LOLOL!

Ann is channelling an old Chevy Chase bit here:


23 posted on 06/01/2011 5:17:32 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: redshawk
The congressCritter will launch a new promotional reelection campaign ad with the title, “Saving Weiner’s Privates”.
ROFLOL!

But, enough with the "weiner" jokes...

...and on to the more serious business of flogging Ann's NEW BOOK...
...which is due out NEXT WEEK!
From Ann's "affiliate link" to barnesandnoble.com:



Demonic:
How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America


This item will be available on
June 7, 2011

24 posted on 06/01/2011 5:22:57 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: RonDog

Heh, I can’t wait! I am #1 on the library reserve list.


25 posted on 06/01/2011 5:37:10 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Oh most loving Father, preserve us from faithless fears and worldly anxieties.)
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To: Tax-chick

:o)


26 posted on 06/01/2011 5:38:11 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: RonDog

You are too slow. I bought the book last week.


27 posted on 06/01/2011 5:41:21 PM PDT by redshawk (Hey 0pansy. I'm scratching my nose too; and not with my index finger!)
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To: Syncro

HITLER RANTS ABOUT ANTHONY WEINER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQVwsS0fKiE


28 posted on 06/01/2011 5:52:41 PM PDT by doug from upland (website reserved just in case: TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: doug from upland

Ha ha!


29 posted on 06/01/2011 6:06:21 PM PDT by SteveH (First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.)
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To: doug from upland
Doubt it will end up as a criminal thing...the evidence will never stand up in court!
30 posted on 06/01/2011 6:10:18 PM PDT by Bull Man
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To: rfp1234

What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]

HA


31 posted on 06/01/2011 6:10:42 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Tough enough to have survived the end of the world)
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To: rfp1234

What’s all the fuss about? It’s not like Weiner did something really horrible, like saying Macaca...[/s]

HA


32 posted on 06/01/2011 6:10:51 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Tough enough to have survived the end of the world)
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To: redshawk
You are too slow.

I bought the book last week.

Excellent.
Does that mean that you "paid for it" already online, and are waiting for it to be shipped...
...or that you actually have it in your hands right now, and are reading it?
WHERE did you buy it?
33 posted on 06/01/2011 6:14:18 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: RonDog; redshawk
WHERE did you buy it?

Amazon shows June 7, 2011 as the release date. The electronic version will be instantly available. The price is more than affordable (about $15.)

34 posted on 06/01/2011 6:26:05 PM PDT by Greysard
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To: RonDog
I'm waiting for shipment. Sorry for any confusion.
35 posted on 06/01/2011 6:39:52 PM PDT by redshawk (Hey 0pansy. I'm scratching my nose too; and not with my index finger!)
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To: doug from upland

DFU: The best line was the last.

Thanks Dude.


36 posted on 06/01/2011 6:56:57 PM PDT by bajabaja (Too ugly to be scanned at the airports.)
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To: Syncro

She is quite the wordsmith. LOL.


37 posted on 06/01/2011 7:02:59 PM PDT by stevio (God, guns, guts.)
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To: Syncro

Funny. But I think those grey boxer briefs are designer label. I buy undies for the adult males in my family and there are definitely Calvins and Polos that are grey ribbed cotton. It’s just that I’d never seen them in size smalls before.


38 posted on 06/01/2011 7:09:44 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: redshawk
I'm waiting for shipment.

Sorry for any confusion.

I understand.
Like the referee says, "No harm, no foul." :o)
I was just JEALOUS that you had some kind of "inside" connection. ;)
39 posted on 06/01/2011 7:26:55 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: Syncro

Will wiener have to submit his briefs to the Court?


40 posted on 06/01/2011 8:10:33 PM PDT by biggredd1
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To: Syncro

Ya gotta love Ann.


41 posted on 06/01/2011 10:23:04 PM PDT by no dems (If the GOP nominee has no fire in the belly in 2012, we're going down.)
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To: Syncro; carlo3b; stanz; gakrak; massfreeper; hosepipe; Donald Rumsfeld Fan; MadLibDisease; fffff; ..
Another example of Anthony's amazing forbearance is how he has not retaliated against CNN for its malicious editing of Weiner's press conference on Tuesday.

I'm officially dubbing Little Anthony's press conference "The Battle of the Bulge."

Let me know if you'd like to be added to the Ann Coulter ping list.

42 posted on 06/01/2011 10:48:00 PM PDT by jellybean (Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org/index.php for when FR is down)
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To: RonDog

Already ordered from Amazon!


43 posted on 06/01/2011 11:51:23 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Syncro
Picture time!


44 posted on 06/01/2011 11:55:25 PM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Syncro
For a guy who's suddenly taking the position that this was all just a harmless prank, he seemed pretty bent out of shape at that CNN press conference. If that condition persists for more than four hours, congressman, consult your doctor.

45 posted on 06/02/2011 12:00:00 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: bray

In this case, the ‘D’ is not enough to protect him from the constant ridicule. I think he’s done, which means that he’ll get his own show on CNN shortly, just like the former Client Number 9.


46 posted on 06/02/2011 12:01:31 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: Terry Mross
Greetings Terry Mross:

I wonder if that’s a government computer and a government account.

ROFLMAO! Lil's Anthony is a liberal, so of course we're talking about GI property; most likely from his GI "smart" phone. Given 0bozo just signed the Patriot Act, it would be only fitting a warrantless search of this "smart" phone is in order. And Holter has asserted more than once that citizens have reasonable expectation of privacy with their cell phones.

Not holding my breath...

Cheers,
OLA

47 posted on 06/02/2011 12:53:14 AM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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To: OneLoyalAmerican
Read twice, post once...

And Holter has asserted more than once that citizens have NO reasonable expectation of privacy with their cell phones.

48 posted on 06/02/2011 12:58:40 AM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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To: 240B

You should read her columns sometime, it’ll cure what ails you.


49 posted on 06/02/2011 4:06:22 AM PDT by Syncro (Sarah Palin, the unofficial Tea Party candidate for president--Virtual Jerusalem)
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To: RonDog
But, enough with the "weiner" jokes...

...and on to the more serious business of flogging Ann's NEW BOOK...

And in the same sentence!!

50 posted on 06/02/2011 5:48:41 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going)
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