Skip to comments.Mitt Romney’s pinch of humor falls flat in N.H. (Later admits being untruthful)
Posted on 06/15/2011 5:26:03 AM PDT by Diogenesis
Mitt Romneys pinch of humor falls flat in N.H.
"Gov. Mitt Romney. The GOP presidential candidate,
fresh off a win at the debate in Manchester, N.H.,
yesterday popped into Mary Anns Diner in Derry,
where he thought hed win over the waitresses
by pretending one of them tried to grab his butt.
During the photo op in front of the jukebox
with the poodle skirt-wearing gals,
Romney suddenly jumped forward with a startled look on his face,
and said, Oh, my goodness!
For the record, not one of startled servers did pinch an inch.
I would never do that, one of the tray jockeys
told a reporter from Politico.
Later, Mitt reported that he was just teasing the girls at Mary Anns,
Today, he looks sheepish having been exposed
falsely blaming waitresses for a 'money grab'.
That's just psycho. And completely unpresidential.
Really? Who says?
Mitt is pitiful.
I can just see one of his “handlers” at a morning briefing saying something like “polls show people think you are stiff and phony, try doing something spontaneously funny to bond with the working class”.
This is the result.
Just another little item for them to tuck away until after he gets the nomination, then McCain him with it.
Was he able to tell them exactly how many coffee stirrers spilled out a box that got dropped on the floor?
That was a very stupid thing for Mitt to do, especially in these days of the Wiener. Do it again, Mitt. :)
O’Reilly, last night, kept talking about Romney being the BIG winner with everyone that came on. Then he started in about Bachmann being his running mate, basically dismissing everyone. I was so upset as most guests acted also like it was a foregone conclusion! Ann Coulter kept yapping about Chris Christie who isn’t even running.
I also need an explaination for how it took three people to write this.
They check their sources, thoroughly.
Wow I’m flabbergastesd. Is the guy been hiding under a rock to do something that dumb while we are tortured daily about the Weiner fellow? Geez this guy isn’t so smart after all
I was wondering how the dirtbag knew the score.He did not win the debate. He is a scum bag.
Shades of Anthony Weiner?
My son and I try to get there for breakfast at least once a month. The only thing that I would change is supplying real maple syrup with the pancakes instead of the corn-syrup junk.
Oh, terrific, yet another narcissistic psycho with p*ss poor impulse control, flitting about the country masquerading as presidential timber, except when one of his handlers forgets to slip him his meds. The Willard is a fraud and a liar and a Rockefeller Republican, but I repeat myself. He would be the perfect running mate for the undocumented, pencil-necked Mickey from Nairobi.
This guy is no more natural a personality and politician than he was four years ago, and he’ll likely again record the most dollars spent per vote won in history.
If the statists have their way, we'll get a Mittiful candidate in 2012...
“... while we are tortured daily about the Weiner fellow?”
You think that Mitt would have learned something about the whole Weiner event. People aren’t that keen to sexual scandal. I don’t get how he thought this was a “tease”? Really? I am sure that the waitress having to say “I didn’t do THAT” was a real joy to her. IMHO.
“Romney suddenly jumped forward with a startled look on his face,
and said, Oh, my goodness!”
What a Weiner.
“Geez this guy isnt so smart after all”
You just noticed???!!!
LOL... nobody will ever look nerdier than Dukasis in that tank. Especially when it was moving and his head bobbled back and forth like a dashboard toy in slow motion.
Now Kerry in his bunny suit... that was pretty pathetic, but I can’t call that nerdy.
So Weiner is the new standard by which politicians curry favor???
That was indeed a weiner moment. So much for family values and respect for women.
I'm sure his family thought that was really funny - Dad was out on the campaign trail, and thought some complete stranger was so enamored of him that she would touch his bottom.
OMG, Have we come to this!
Who said he won? Who? Where does this stuff come from?
The elite of New England have spoken; your candidate has been chosen. It is time for conservatives to sit down and accept the inevitable.
Corn syrup with pancakes in NEW HAMPSHIRE??? Isn't that against some state law???
It's official. Mitt is a psycho (TotallyLooksLike Nicholson in The Shining). Check out the eyes. Unfit. Unpresidential. Just Quit Mitt.
Never did like the guy - what, with all the “flip-flops”, and his SOCIALIST ideas... But, after this I have not one tiny bit of respect left for him! How creepy!!! And the look on his face in that picture? Well, that just seals the deal! I think I’m going to be sick... What a scumbag!
Yes I saw that and couldn/t believe it. Two days ago she was strong and respectful on our Sarah and now she pops up on the Faux News channel saying weird things about the the fat blubberosity from NJ - oh yeah that gungrabbing slob who snarked Christine O'Donnell - whatshisname. I don't get it. There has to be some explanation - an insider, tongue in cheek joke - if so, I missed it. Of course, she could have been engaging in some extreme sarcasm, in effect lumping The Willard with Fatty.
I hadn't heard that before. I'm starting to despise that man. And anyone who assosiates with him.
And john "the bunny" kerry...
Appears romm-knee is just another in a long line of idiots!
romm-knee is such a jackass.
I believe he also thinks he is just too handsome to lose, "why wouldn't people want this handsome face?", besides it's my turn.
You captured it in that comparison with Nicholson in The Shining.
“That’s just psycho. And completely unpresidential.”
Well . . . We are talking about Mitt Romney.
... fresh off a win at the debate in Manchester, N.H...
Has ANYONE offered ANYTHING that Psycho Willard said on debate night that would provide evidence that he “won”?
“OMG, Have we come to this! “
It is sad. Can anyone imagine Reagan, either Bush, Eisenhower, or even Nixon acting this way?
Later, Mitt reported that he was just teasing the girls at Mary Anns,
Willie Mitty is indecent
So much for the assumed squeeky clean image
Myth was just playing to his (Dim/Indy) base. He wants to chalk up some “street cred” like Weiner.
Several Sunday’s ago, on Fox News Sunday, it was all Mitt: “Republicans need to put their idealism away and pick an candidate with a chance to win, the only option being Romney.” They are definitely trying to sway the electorate.
Flawed flawed flawed
Does he giggle like AlGor?
I predict Perry will get the nomination. The people want government reigned in and want a non politician or a Bachmann who is anti UN,big gov,and is for abolishing the IRS, Downsizing the EPA, DOE and so on.. But we will get the same media picked crap.Bachmann said in the debate the first thing she would do is dismantle the EPA.The powers that be in gov and media won’t have it.
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