Mitt Romney’s pinch of humor falls flat in N.H. (Later admits being untruthful)

Boston Herald ^ | June 15, 2011 | Gayle Fee And Laura Raposa with Megan Johnson

[Diogenesis]

Mitt Romney’s pinch of humor falls flat in N.H.

"Gov. Mitt Romney. The GOP presidential candidate,
fresh off a win at the debate in Manchester, N.H.,
yesterday popped into Mary Ann’s Diner in Derry,
where he thought he’d win over the waitresses
by pretending one of them tried to grab his butt.

During the photo op in front of the jukebox
with the poodle skirt-wearing gals,
Romney suddenly jumped forward with a startled look on his face,
and said, “Oh, my goodness!”

For the record, not one of startled servers did pinch an inch.

“I would never do that,” one of the tray jockeys
told a reporter from Politico.

Later, Mitt reported that he “was just teasing” the girls at Mary Ann’s,

[Diogenesis]

At the NH debate, Romney was caught cheating
using his earplug when he gave the Hockey game score
after a commercial break, while he was onstage.

Today, he looks sheepish having been exposed
falsely blaming waitresses for a 'money grab'.

[dirtboy]

where he thought he’d win over the waitresses by pretending one of them tried to grab his butt.

That's just psycho. And completely unpresidential.

[WayneS]

... fresh off a win at the debate in Manchester, N.H...

Really? Who says?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Mitt is pitiful.

[Ronin]

I can just see one of his “handlers” at a morning briefing saying something like “polls show people think you are stiff and phony, try doing something spontaneously funny to bond with the working class”.

This is the result.

Pathetic.

[Pan_Yan]

Just another little item for them to tuck away until after he gets the nomination, then McCain him with it.

[American Constitutionalist]

Mitt ? why don't you just stick with running some Olympic commission or something, or run for the head of the DNC.

[sillsfan]

If it was choreographed, it's frightening. Who's advising him?
If it was spontaneous, it's pitiful. This is how you want to get in the news? See how that's all working out for Weiner.
Looser Mitt.
We must do better then this.

[FrankR]

[WayneS]

I think he looks like 'Rainman' in that photo.

Was he able to tell them exactly how many coffee stirrers spilled out a box that got dropped on the floor?

[ChowChowFace]

That was a very stupid thing for Mitt to do, especially in these days of the Wiener. Do it again, Mitt. :)

[American Constitutionalist]

( * " I can just see one of his “handlers” at a morning briefing saying something like “polls show people think you are stiff and phony, try doing something spontaneously funny to bond with the working class”.* )
" This is the result."
" Pathetic. "

[ohiogrammy]

O’Reilly, last night, kept talking about Romney being the BIG winner with everyone that came on. Then he started in about Bachmann being his running mate, basically dismissing everyone. I was so upset as most guests acted also like it was a foregone conclusion! Ann Coulter kept yapping about Chris Christie who isn’t even running.

[Pan_Yan]

I also need an explaination for how it took three people to write this.

[Diogenesis]

They check their sources, thoroughly.

[SaintDismas]

Wow I’m flabbergastesd. Is the guy been hiding under a rock to do something that dumb while we are tortured daily about the Weiner fellow? Geez this guy isn’t so smart after all

[Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!]

I was wondering how the dirtbag knew the score.He did not win the debate. He is a scum bag.

[no dems]

Shades of Anthony Weiner?

[whd23]

MaryAnn's diner: great diner, horrible web site.

My son and I try to get there for breakfast at least once a month. The only thing that I would change is supplying real maple syrup with the pancakes instead of the corn-syrup junk.

[Bedford Forrest]

Gov. Mitt Romney. The Willard, [t]he GOP presidential candidate,fresh off a win at the debate in Manchester, N.H., yesterday popped into Mary Ann’s Diner in Derry, where he thought he’d win over the waitresses by pretending one of them tried to grab his butt.

Oh, terrific, yet another narcissistic psycho with p*ss poor impulse control, flitting about the country masquerading as presidential timber, except when one of his handlers forgets to slip him his meds. The Willard is a fraud and a liar and a Rockefeller Republican, but I repeat myself. He would be the perfect running mate for the undocumented, pencil-necked Mickey from Nairobi.