“Weiner to QUIT after showdown talks with wife”
Huma, “Anthony, I can’t pretend to be a straight woman if you sext the world while married to me! How can I pretend to be hetero if you won’t show the pretense of being my husband?! Hillary will have your b-”
Our intrepid reporter ran away at this point because a lockbox came flying out of nowhere..
Weiner unable to withstand pressure; withdraws early from congress...