Norks : Dear leader wants to have a couple of dozens of MiG-29’s on a ‘long-term loan.’ We need those to counter F-16’s of the Imperialist's Puppet in the South.
Russkies: Well, we sold all of them to other countries. We can sell you some grains, though.
Norks: Screw grains. We know you still have some left. Give us fighter jets or talk is off.
Russkies: Then it is indeed. Have a nice day.