He isn't a Mayor and he isn't a Governor. He's not a Judge and he's not even a 'Justice of the Peace'. And he sure as hell isn't a Priest! So how could he 'marry' his old homo buddy?
Ooops, I mean 'marry his old homo buddy and the queer's fiancée'.
[I wouldn't want to infer that Rooty is Gay. Or bisexual ;-)]
Who knows? Who cares? It’s NY-—they do whatever they want.
Apparently it’s a tradition with ex-NY Mayors—they get pumped knowing they once held power-—and get to perform marriage ceremonies.
Rooty the Ego always needs reminders. He’s got a blinking neon sign over his bed——”YOU WERE NY MAYOR DURING 9/11.”