Florida Wildlife Commission: Be on the Lookout for Freak Seven-Foot Lizards

Broward/Palm Beach New Times ^ | Jun. 29 2011 | Matthew Hendley

[DCBryan1]

IBTHTP!

How about a 6' lying liberal lizard?

[theDentist]

How can we tell the difference between a freak seven-foot lizard and a normal seven-foot lizard? Only four feet instead?

[Red Badger]

What if it’s a normal seven foot lizard?.................

[DCBryan1]

Here is a shorter, but fatter version of another ugly lizard.

[NYCslicker]

“the FWC says its main concern is that they could become predators to bird colonies as they’ve made their way east.”

That doesn’t surprise me.

The FWC has never made people its *main* concern in the past either.

[Red Badger]

Freak Seven foot lizard................

[southernnorthcarolina]

...including a five-foot lizard discovered on someone's patio after it crawled through the doggy door.

I hate it when that happens.

[reed13k]

I wonder if theyre good eats? Sounds like an open hunting season just like wild pig/boar/hog

[Maceman]

You can tell the freak lizards by their unusual demeanor:

[Tijeras_Slim]

Wow! FR graphic flashback!

[clyde260]

YIKES!!!! Isn’t that Johnny Reno? Chelsea’s Daddy?

[Osage Orange]

Is that Robert Redford?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Police are hoping these two, rather diminutive girls might be of some help.

[DCBryan1]

Ole Janet Reno wrestled alligators in HS and college, didn’tya know?

[advertising guy]

your post reminds me of an Art Bell show about chupicabras

a Louisiana cajun called in and said to Art.....Art, ya know why they ain’t no chupicabra sightins in Louisiana ?

Art said no why is there no reports

the cajun said....cause in Louisiana we can cook anything

true story

[TheDingoAteMyBaby]

Jurassic Park south. Sounds like a new Orlando theme park.

[DCBryan1]

wanna know why there ain't no Chupicabra's in Louisiana?

Becasue they make tasty dog treats?!

[EQAndyBuzz]

Are these the lizards that if they bite you they will just calmly track you down and wait until you drop dead. Then eat you?

[Pan_Yan]

"This is a high-priority species for us ... We plan to go after them aggressively to either try to eradicate them or suppress their numbers if they are determined to be established."

On any other thread this would be an Obama appointee talking about conservatives.