UK terrorists told: Pretend to be gay so you don't get caught

The Mirror ^ | 7/3/11 | Nick Owens

[markomalley]

al-Qaeda fanatics in Britain are being taught to avoid detection – by pretending to be gay.

A new terror training manual tells Islamic extremists to lie about their sexuality if a woman approaches them in case she is a “honeytrap” spy sent by security services.

The handbook, which was uncovered by a Sunday Mirror ­investigation, says: “Many hotels – especially in busy UK cities – have women hanging around the lobby areas in order to attract men.

“A young beautiful woman may come and talk to you. The first thing you do to protect yourself from such a ­situation is to make dua (prayers) to Allah for ­steadfastness.

“The second thing is to find an excuse to get away from her that is realistic and sensible, such as you having a girlfriend for the past few years and you are loyal to her or you are ­homosexual.”

[dog breath]

I think there is something kind of gay about Muslims anyway.

[samtheman]

I don’t think they have to “pretend”. They’re a bunch of analrapists.

[Blood of Tyrants]

In Afghanistan they say that women are for babies, boys are for pleasure. It is one of the reasons many Muslims have a problem with them.

[Norm Lenhart]

Dear Muzzie,

Your fondness for the sodomization of young boys has removed the need for you to pretend you are homosexual. You are flaming gay.

Please distribute this message to your radical buddies in my name listed below.

[max americana]

No wonder I hate fag pride parades..actually more reason now due to the terrorist angle.

[Joe 6-pack]

[SunkenCiv]

“or tell her about your goat.”

Thanks markomalley.

[Christian Engineer Mass]

[dagogo redux]

But what if you’re a terrorist in the UK and a gay guy comes to talk to you? I assume MI6 is way ahead of the game on this one.

[PGR88]

They should be careful, or they will become known as “Al Gay-dah.”

[Army Air Corps]

Even then, Obummer was an arrogant little snot.

[Army Air Corps]

So, their bomb belts will match their shoes...

[Eaker]

No “acting” gay in that picture!

[He Rides A White Horse]

It was produced by Taliban warlords in Afghanistan and was discovered by Sunday Mirror investigators on a ­password-protected Jihadist website used by UK cells.

Password: Fabulous.

[AlaskaErik]

They'll just send transvestites. If the she turns out to be a he it could make for an awkward moment for the diaperhead!

[I see my hands]

Maybe the next time I get flamed for a stupid post I'll claim I'm gay.. that should ease up any grief I'm getting.

[RetSignman]

[Maybe the next time I get flamed for a stupid post I’ll claim I’m gay.. that should ease up any grief I’m getting.]

That’s thinking out of the box....Oh wait.

[tumblindice]

“Tell me the truth, yes yes—does this bomb belt make me look fat?”

Next time I see the United Kingdom called Great Britain I’m going to insist that we be called the Fabulous United States of America.

FUSA: thanks Barry, you fartknocker.

[Hunton Peck]