The Late Yahtzee Aficionado.
"It is very strange," Stevens County Sheriff Randy Willis said Tuesday. "She wanted to play Yahtzee and they didn't. That seemed to be, in their minds, what expedited her sudden demise."
Of the family, Willis said, "It's probably not the most functional family in the world, but it's not the most dysfunctional, either."
I'd hate to see more a more dysfunctional family.
Hang them all.