"Our missiles are totally useless. They cannot even explode. There is no danger here at all."
Posted on 07/18/2011 6:07:31 AM PDT by nuconvert
BUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Authorities investigating the theft of 64 missile warheads from a train transporting military equipment to Bulgaria sought to reassure the public Monday that the components are no danger to the public.
(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...
Well, if the “authorities” say there is no danger, how can there be a danger?
When have the “authorities” ever been wrong about anything?
a lawmaker from the parliamentary defense committee, said the thieves “had no idea what they stole,””
Riiighttt.
Nothing to see here, move along.
"Our missiles are totally useless. They cannot even explode. There is no danger here at all."
Authorities investigating the theft of 64 missile warheads from a train transporting military equipment to Bulgaria sought to reassure the public Monday that the components are no danger to the public.
Convince me with something besides newspaper platitudes.
I’m already convinced they were worth stealing.
lol. exactly
pong
I wish I could hear the authorities say it when I acquire 64 missile warheads and put them in the garage.
Lol
Coming to an IED that will be detonated near you!
“I’m already convinced they were worth stealing.”
Probably just a collector.
I wonder what will happen if these guys that stole them try to disassemble them or melt them down?.........................
"My friend.--Welcome to the Carpathians. I am anxiously expecting you. Sleep well tonight. At three tomorrow the diligence will start for Bukovina; a place on it is kept for you. At the Borgo Pass my carriage will await you and will bring you to me. I trust that your journey from London has been a happy one, and that you will enjoy your stay in my beautiful land.
--Your friend, Dracula."
Well, the warranty will become null and void, for one thing ...
No user serviceable parts inside..................
Look, the newspaper accounts are right. I have three of the warheads laid out in pieces in front of me RIGHT NOW, and so far I cannot fashion even ONE good nuclear weapon out of all these parts.
Probably just a collector.
That’s it, I feel better now.
:)
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