Skip to comments.Just received a visit from the FBI
Posted on 07/30/2011 6:17:27 PM PDT by jongaltsr
A couple of hours ago receive a hard knock on the door. I answered the door and about 7 or 8 agents all flashing badges (claiming to be FBI and/or CIA) rushed me and pushed me against the far wall.
My dog attacked and they would have shot him had I not broken free for a second and covered him by laying him on the floor beneath me.
After things calmed down a bit and I received assurances that nothing would happen to him if I placed him in the bedroom and closed the door.
I did so and they then read me my rights and explained that my opinions expressed on Free Republic were the reason they were there. I had expressed my opinion of what I thought of the current President and the majority in congress and was therefore a potential threat to the government. After what seemed to be hours they came to the conclusion (I hope) that I was merely expressing my opinion and not a leader of a counter revolutionary army - as they saw it.
They searched my apartment for weapons and found 4 (which I have not fired in over a year or more) and they seized them for testing. My dog (Ranger) was not happy with the situation so I had to hold on to him during the search to keep him from being shot.
They also seized my computer and downloaded my entire files system. I suppose they also copied any files erased by normal erasure techniques. They returned the computer as "WAS" (as far as I can tell) but I after careful consideration the past few hours I have concluded that they are monitoring me closely.
I'm not even sure this message will make it through but what else can I do but try?
If (Big IF!) this does make it through, beware. They are watching and may make a visit to your residence and give your the same routine.
It really shook me up and I have trouble keeping my nerves steady and my thoughts straight as I write this message.
Once this gets out (IF THIS GETS OUT) I can pretty much expect their return but this time they probably won't be quite as considerate of myself and my dog who they will probably shoot on sight.
I have packed my truck with essentials but I suspect that there are those that are watching so I may not make it to one of my favorite mountain camping sites.
There I will not have any communications except when I get into town and use WIFI to make any contact.
Good luck and keep your heads down.
They have become serious about enforcing their new powers - and some of us might not make it.
I'll probably be #1 on their list.
Semper Fi and God Bless one and all.
(Guess I chose my alias correctly) (John Galt_
Have your teeth checked for tiny radio receivers and homing devices.
Get down! You’re a silhouette! GET DOWN!
The CIA? Please...
If his dog had an implanted homing device chip, as many do these days, that’s how they probably located the master.
Wow. Someone needs to help him with an Attorney.
You lost me right there. Nice troll, buddy. +1
Did you receive the Martian anal probe?
What the heck did you say.
Important question. Did they claim to be CIA and flash credentials thereof or was this an assumption. If so, did you examine said credentials? Was there a holographic QR code on the bottom right?
As my sainted Father used to say...whatever.
Are you sure some of them claimed to be CIA? Or is that just hyperbole.
Why? So they can laugh at him in person?
CIA would never identify theirselves, so it must have been either Jehovah’s Witnesses or Scientologists. The Moonies?
Are you Amish?
Otherwise, this is going to be a really fun, potentially classic thread.
Get counsel and sue.
But then I recalled a conversation with an NYT reader today, and when I started giving her examples of why I no longer even look at the NYT, I cited the numerous experts who have come forward and declared the Obama April 27 BC to be fraudulent. I said that my own opinion was that they were correct but that to NYT readers these people don't even exist. She obviously believed that anyone who thought that BC was fraudulent was a space cadet.
These are times which try men's souls.
I vote for them being Romneybots.
Out of curiosity, did this happen within the 15 minute gap between your other posts today? Did they stop scanning your computer and let you post again to FR just for the fun of it?
Were they black? It coulda been a flash mob.
...and then they all adjusted their black sunglasses, their black ties and their black jackets, loaded into their black helicopters and flew off towards Langley...
Dang, I was just going to ignore those black SUVs that followed me home but now.......wait....why are those helicopters circling overhead??
Be right back, I have to go take a shower.....
Me , next do me next!
I could use the millions and soap box!
Was that you?
I remember a poster years ago who said they look for key words and he posted them all and the CIA knocked on his door.
William F. Buckley, who worked for the CIA in the early 1950s, said that you could always identify a CIA assassination operation because everyone in the room would be killed except for the intended target.
This guy has been here since 1998. Is he for real? Or was it Mormons!
Acorn census workers.
Who is he going to sue? His imagination?
Pull the dogs toe nails, they made those homing devices look like dog nails, so they can hide them. Peck on them with a hammer first to make sure you get the correct one.
yes but he enjoyed that part of the interrogation and unlike everything else in his post it was not something to complain about.
I knew Sue Huge in high school.
Did they mention any particular posts or threads?
You’ve been here awhile, so I am apt to believe you. If true, this is indeed most horrific.
You should have activated your stuned beeber.
All this happened, in the 30 minutes since your previous post.
Increase dosage, frequency, or voltage.
Were their T-shirts purple with yellow letters? Are you sure they didn’t say SEIU and not CIA/FBI?
You know there's a homing device on it, right? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
That's not the FBI or CIA. That's the MIB.
It’s like con artists say. If you look around the room and don’t see the “mark”, you’re the “mark”.
Sometimes a reply is in order.
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