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Woman accused of chasing boyfriend with machete near West Palm Beach
The Palm Beach Post ^ | July 29, 2011 | Cynthia Roldan

Posted on 07/31/2011 6:38:01 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

A 22-year-old suburban West Palm Beach woman was arrested on Thursday for allegedly chasing and cutting her former boyfriend with a machete after she hit him with a wooden stick and bit his arm, according to police.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: domesticviolence; machete
Laz, if you are out there, stay away.
1 posted on 07/31/2011 6:38:05 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

Cut off his hanging chad!


2 posted on 07/31/2011 6:39:59 AM PDT by TsonicTsunami08
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To: ConservativeStatement

Don’t attack her child or she will get you for sure. I frankly applaud her for defending her child from this brute. Momma’s boyfriend is the worst for children.


3 posted on 07/31/2011 6:41:59 AM PDT by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: ConservativeStatement
red sonja Pictures, Images and Photos
4 posted on 07/31/2011 6:55:49 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: ConservativeStatement
If my boyfriend had a machete, I wouldn't chase him-I'd run far away in the opposite direction.

Seriously : Why didn't the ediot editor phrase it, Woman with machete chases boyfriend-?

5 posted on 07/31/2011 7:04:37 AM PDT by kaylar (It's MARTIAL law. Not marshal(l) or marital! This has been a spelling PSA. PS Secede not succeed)
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To: Snickering Hound

Yes, I would do WHATEVER she told me to do....


6 posted on 07/31/2011 7:08:06 AM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: ConservativeStatement
WWDJD?
What would De Jesus DO?
Not Sure! ! ! !
7 posted on 07/31/2011 7:08:17 AM PDT by DeaconRed (RL Burnside sings : "It's Bad You know" & Everything Is Broken". . . . So true Today! ! ! !)
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To: ConservativeStatement

She had a boyfriend?

8 posted on 07/31/2011 7:24:36 AM PDT by hattend (As always... FUJM.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Wheeeeeee..ha!


9 posted on 07/31/2011 7:29:59 AM PDT by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
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...chasing and cutting her former boyfriend with a machete after she hit him with a wooden stick and bit his arm...

Foreplay. You're doing it wrong.

10 posted on 07/31/2011 7:32:56 AM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: ConservativeStatement

Another aspect of diversity.

When people in third world countries said they wanted to live like Americans they didn’t think we would accomodate them by becoming a third world country ourselves.


11 posted on 07/31/2011 7:37:33 AM PDT by Iron Munro (The more effeminate & debauched the people, the more they are fitted for a tyrannical government.)
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To: Snickering Hound

Great bod, but a butterface.


12 posted on 07/31/2011 8:11:56 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Oh, yes—I think this was the girl my ex-boyfriend left me for. I warned her it would come to this, poor lass.


13 posted on 07/31/2011 8:22:14 AM PDT by ottbmare (off-the-track Thoroughbred mare)
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“Woman accused of chasing boyfriend with machete near West Palm Beach”

Was her name Bon Qui Qui?


14 posted on 07/31/2011 9:26:02 AM PDT by Levante
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To: Snickering Hound
Oh

My

Starz!

picking tongue off of the floor...........

15 posted on 07/31/2011 10:21:07 AM PDT by Sarajevo (The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.)
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To: kaylar

Are you kidding? I just ordered a machete off eBay to clear out the `back forty’ with, and when it gets here I will keep that bad boy in the gun safe where my wife can’t get at it!

She’d see it as a vast improvement over the rolling pin.

(Just kidding, dear. I know you’ll see this.)

;^)


16 posted on 07/31/2011 11:51:25 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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