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The paranoid reader's guide to Obama's birthday presents
Salon.com ^ | August 4, 2011 | By Alex Pareene

Posted on 08/04/2011 7:24:53 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer

Happy Birthday, Mr. Kenyan Usurper President! Barack Obama turns 50 today, and while the mainstream media will report that he had "cake" or "dinner with his wife," we all know that barely scratches the surface.

The secret White House list of birthday presents received by President Obama:

From Bill Ayers: The manuscript to Obama's next "memoir," "Stimulus: How I Saved the Economy and Put America Back to Work."

From Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf: A new Muslim prayer mat, to replace his old, worn-out one.

From ACORN: Florida's electoral votes.

From Nancy Pelosi: Planned Parenthood gift card.

From Michelle Obama: Delicious salty snack foods and hamburgers literally stolen from schoolchildren.

From Jimmy Carter: CFL light bulbs, world map without Israel on it.

From Rahm Emanuel: List of dead Illinois voters pledged to Obama in 2012.

From George Soros: Stolen Nazi gold.

(Excerpt) Read more at salon.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: kenya; kenyan


1 posted on 08/04/2011 7:24:56 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Isn’t he going to have ICE CREAM?


2 posted on 08/04/2011 7:26:49 AM PDT by stars & stripes forever ( Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord.)
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To: stars & stripes forever

But not until after dark, right? Isn’t it still Ramadan?


3 posted on 08/04/2011 7:29:23 AM PDT by American Quilter (aka American Hobbit)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Party on Hussein while The Country crumbles and the peasants suffer. This was an effective strategy for Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette.

Take Back AMERICA! Restore The Constitution!
FUBO GTFO 2012 !

4 posted on 08/04/2011 7:32:10 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I still find it strange that the president has his own logo.


5 posted on 08/04/2011 7:37:27 AM PDT by Brookhaven (Herman Cain knows computers, math, missiles, banking, burgers, pizza, gospel music, & Coca-Cola)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

This was on Salon? Really?
Hmmmmm... is it possible that some of the lefties really are abandoning Obama?


6 posted on 08/04/2011 7:43:37 AM PDT by brownsfan (I miss the America I grew up in.)
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To: brownsfan
Nah.

They are just mocking us.

7 posted on 08/04/2011 7:47:40 AM PDT by comebacknewt ((on second thought, never mind, go away again Newt))
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Audio capture from the party
8 posted on 08/04/2011 12:04:04 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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