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Obama to hold a press conference shortly (Birthday Boy to read TOTUS)
The Wall Street Journal ^ | 08/05/11 | Unattributed

Posted on 08/05/2011 8:23:25 AM PDT by TonyInOhio

Just a crawl at present.

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TOPICS: Breaking News; Business/Economy; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: banter; fubogtfo2012; humor; joke; mockery; ridicule; sarcasm; satire
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1 posted on 08/05/2011 8:23:33 AM PDT by TonyInOhio
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To: TonyInOhio

He doesn’t think the DJIA has already taken enough of a hit?


2 posted on 08/05/2011 8:25:43 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: TonyInOhio

Go away! Go AWAY!


3 posted on 08/05/2011 8:26:18 AM PDT by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: TonyInOhio

This man never stops talking.

That’s all he does is talk, and spend $$$ we haven’t got.


4 posted on 08/05/2011 8:26:24 AM PDT by RexBeach (Mr. Obama can't count.)
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To: TonyInOhio

As the market is going down, down, down? He’s what??? Gonna give us the *good news*?
This man has NO redeeming qualities whatsover!


5 posted on 08/05/2011 8:27:21 AM PDT by MestaMachine (Guns don't kill people, the obama administration does. (Gunwalker Ping List))
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To: Vigilanteman

“He doesn’t think the DJIA has already taken enough of a hit?”

He’s going to order the Dow to rise, by presidential decree.


6 posted on 08/05/2011 8:27:27 AM PDT by brownsfan (I miss the America I grew up in.)
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To: TonyInOhio
Time to announce the next crisis that he can save the country from...

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7 posted on 08/05/2011 8:27:39 AM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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To: TonyInOhio

To announce his 2012 campaign is “shovel-ready”?


8 posted on 08/05/2011 8:27:39 AM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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To: TonyInOhio

What’s the over/under on how many times he says “inherited”?


9 posted on 08/05/2011 8:28:46 AM PDT by TonyInOhio (H-O-L-D F-A-S-T)
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To: TonyInOhio

FUBO, and GTH too.


10 posted on 08/05/2011 8:28:56 AM PDT by KansasGirl
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To: TonyInOhio
Will he be sporting the new outfit Oprah got him for his birthday?


11 posted on 08/05/2011 8:29:17 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: TonyInOhio
Obama is crawling... if only.
12 posted on 08/05/2011 8:29:17 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: TonyInOhio

Speech about unemployed veterans. Don’t know if he will entertain questions. I am sure it is just an opportunity to get his propaganda out about the stock market collapse. He will say it is beyond his control, but that depsite these headwinds, the fundamentals of our economy are sound as evidenced by the increase in jobs in July. Just damage control.


13 posted on 08/05/2011 8:30:27 AM PDT by kabar
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To: TonyInOhio

Corporate jets!

There, I just had to say it.


14 posted on 08/05/2011 8:30:43 AM PDT by mojito
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To: TonyInOhio

He going to brag about how he was able to “make it rain” last night in the East Room with the money from his stash.


15 posted on 08/05/2011 8:30:52 AM PDT by edpc (Ruck Famadan)
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To: MestaMachine

Help is on the way!!!!

President Palin will rectify the situation, be of good cheer!!!


16 posted on 08/05/2011 8:31:46 AM PDT by Friendofgeorge (DID I MENTION...SARAH PALIN OR FLIPPIN BUST)
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To: kabar
I had a horrible thought this morning: What if US banks are lying about their exposure in Europe, not coming clean about the extent of it...?

If so, that might explain a lot.

17 posted on 08/05/2011 8:32:02 AM PDT by mewzilla (Forget a third party. We need a second one.)
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To: TonyInOhio

He will throw out all the talking points because they are already old and unbelieved. MANUFACTURED TEA PARTY GOP HELD HOSTAGE HE saved the day with FAA. He is such a liar.Will he speak of his birthday bash and weekend at Camp David and bus tour (CAMPAIGN) to CREATE JOBS and Martha Vineyard vaca while people are stealing AC’s off of houses because they have no money or job and race riots he caused with race/class warfare as he parties with millionaires?

Unless he is announcing his resignation I won’t listen.


18 posted on 08/05/2011 8:32:58 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (It is possible to both promote Palin and support Bachmann at the same time, ya know.)
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To: mojito
And on the class warfare bushwah, for anyone who missed it, some numbers...

Tax The Rich? Good Luck With That

19 posted on 08/05/2011 8:33:51 AM PDT by mewzilla (Forget a third party. We need a second one.)
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To: mojito

FAT CATS !!!


20 posted on 08/05/2011 8:33:50 AM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: TonyInOhio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgTgenwl2aA


21 posted on 08/05/2011 8:35:19 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: TonyInOhio

“The ownership of gold is now illegal. You have 10 days to redeem your stash with the newly released Obamadollars.”

Just kidding - I hope


22 posted on 08/05/2011 8:36:04 AM PDT by listenhillary (2007 deficit 160 Billion, 2008 - 458 billion, 2009 -1.4 Trillion, 2010 - 1.6 Trillion)
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To: mojito
He will be announcing that he's impounded all the corporate jets used last night by his 50th birthday party revelers.

Stevie Wonder, Chris Rock, Tom Hanks, Whoopi Goldberg, Herbie Hancock, Jay Z,.Also on hand to mark the Presidential milestone were former governors Bill Richardson and Tim Kaine, and Mr. Obama's staunchest allies in the debt battle--Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. Senior White House staff also celebrated: Chief of Staff Bill Daley, Cecelia Munoz, John Brennan, and Valerie Jarrett. Mrs. Obama's former Chief of Staff, Susan Sher, flew in from Chicago, as did two of the President's closest pals: Dr. Eric Whitaker, University of Chicago Hospital Vice-President, and The Parking Spot President and CEO Marty Nesbitt. Campaign fundraiser Andy Spahn was spotted, too."

23 posted on 08/05/2011 8:36:29 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: TonyInOhio

Another lecture to his subjects by the “Speechifier-In-Chief” should get jobs going again and calm the markets. /s


24 posted on 08/05/2011 8:37:09 AM PDT by Cheerio (Barry Hussein Soetoro-0bama=The Complete Destruction of American Capitalism)
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To: TonyInOhio

‘Hey, everybody, there’s leftover birthday cake in the servant kitchen.’


25 posted on 08/05/2011 8:37:09 AM PDT by Spirit of Liberty
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To: TonyInOhio

Waiting for PMSNBC to go live!


26 posted on 08/05/2011 8:37:24 AM PDT by Bushbacker1 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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To: Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid!

Obama lost count....i believe him.


27 posted on 08/05/2011 8:38:01 AM PDT by Voter62vb
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To: Bushbacker1

PARTY ON!!!!!


28 posted on 08/05/2011 8:38:09 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: edpc

The only way he could make it rain is if he “pea’d” on everything.


29 posted on 08/05/2011 8:38:22 AM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: Voter62vb

BLAME GAME

1. Arab Spring
2. Middle East
3. Europe

That is what he just blamed the economy on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


30 posted on 08/05/2011 8:38:44 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: TonyInOhio

blah blah blah blah


31 posted on 08/05/2011 8:38:55 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: COUNTrecount

DANG he forgot to blame Bush and the Tea Party.

What is up with that


32 posted on 08/05/2011 8:39:12 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: MestaMachine

Unless he announces that ObamaCare and all the gov agencies he has created is shutdown and defunded and admits the CRAct amendments Dodd/Frank caused the economic crisis and nixes them, and opens up land he has slapped no rights on and opens ANWR to drill,dismantles the EPA,DOE,DOEnergy czars that do nothing. We are doomed.

IF he calls all congress back he will say it is the GOP’s/tea party fault they have to all come back but he won’t.He had his bday bash he could care less.

AND HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED HE IS THINNER every time you see him?


33 posted on 08/05/2011 8:39:34 AM PDT by Dubya-M-DeesWent2SyriaStupid! (It is possible to both promote Palin and support Bachmann at the same time, ya know.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

17 months straight of job growth - Obama just said


34 posted on 08/05/2011 8:39:38 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: TonyInOhio

“Fifty years ago today, my mother gave birth to me in a small village in Kenya...”


35 posted on 08/05/2011 8:39:41 AM PDT by chemicalman (The more support I see,the harder I want to work,and the more determined I am not to let folks down.)
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To: TonyInOhio

Does this mean King Barry has recovered from his hangover?

Too bad the country hasn’t.


36 posted on 08/05/2011 8:39:45 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: chemicalman

DOW down 126


37 posted on 08/05/2011 8:40:28 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: TonyInOhio

The ole “blame thee, but not me” speech again!


38 posted on 08/05/2011 8:40:49 AM PDT by Bushbacker1 (I miss President Bush greatly! Palin in 2012! 2012 - The End Of An Error! (Oathkeeper))
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To: Fresh Wind

Obama “moving quickly to create jobs”

Obama “we are going to extend unemployment benefits”


39 posted on 08/05/2011 8:41:05 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: TonyInOhio
Payroll tax credit

More stimulus

Extend unemployment benefits


Sure that'll work, and it's all free!

40 posted on 08/05/2011 8:41:38 AM PDT by TonyInOhio (H-O-L-D F-A-S-T)
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To: Fresh Wind

He’ll announce that, henceforth, his birthday will be a national holiday.


41 posted on 08/05/2011 8:41:40 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: TonyInOhio

He just said “extending unemployment...”


42 posted on 08/05/2011 8:41:57 AM PDT by douginthearmy
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To: mewzilla

TARP bailout disproportionately benefited foreign banks: Government Panel

The U.S. government’s $700-billion Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) bailout likely had a greater impact on foreign banks than the stimuli packages of foreign countries had on their American counterparts, according to a report released by the Congressional Oversight Panel (COP),

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/42944/20100812/tarp-bailout-banks.htm


43 posted on 08/05/2011 8:43:07 AM PDT by ilovesarah2012
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To: douginthearmy

He sounds hungover
Dull speech
No excitement in his voice at all


44 posted on 08/05/2011 8:43:33 AM PDT by silentknight
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To: silentknight

Yeah...noticed that at beginning too. Always the stories....lol


45 posted on 08/05/2011 8:45:00 AM PDT by Voter62vb
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To: douginthearmy

He is using our veterans. I h.. just can’t stand it!


46 posted on 08/05/2011 8:45:00 AM PDT by MestaMachine (Guns don't kill people, the obama administration does. (Gunwalker Ping List))
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To: silentknight

Mr. Market no like.

Down 71


47 posted on 08/05/2011 8:45:17 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: silentknight

Mr. Market no like.

Down 71


48 posted on 08/05/2011 8:45:23 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

More like “spatula-ready”.


49 posted on 08/05/2011 8:45:58 AM PDT by RedwM
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To: silentknight
No excitement in his voice at all

zer0's handlers must have told him not to be gleeful, even though he is?

50 posted on 08/05/2011 8:46:23 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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