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And then there's THIS: Police Nab Alleged Zit-Popper Grossing Out Fast-Food Customers
CBS Tampa ^ | August 10, 2011

Posted on 08/10/2011 11:20:51 AM PDT by US Navy Vet

CAPE CORAL, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – Definitely not lovin’ it.

A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons by popping his pimples was under arrest after customer complaints led to a brief chase by officers.

It started Monday when customers of the McDonald’s located at 2404 Santa Barbara Blvd. alerted authorities to a man standing outside the restaurant for about 10 minutes squeezing away at the acne on his back. Events that followed with police ended in a brief chase and the arrest of the man, who allegedly gave a false name when confronted about the

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: gross; manners; napl; yuck; zits
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Gross, but kinda funny. Sad where our society is going.
1 posted on 08/10/2011 11:20:56 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

“See if you can guess what I am now...”


2 posted on 08/10/2011 11:22:50 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: WayneS

Great Minds....


3 posted on 08/10/2011 11:23:35 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: US Navy Vet

How do you pop pimples on your own back???


4 posted on 08/10/2011 11:24:31 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to the chariot wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: US Navy Vet
...standing outside the restaurant for about 10 minutes squeezing away at the acne on his back...

What the heck? Is he some kind of contortionist?

5 posted on 08/10/2011 11:24:31 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)
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To: US Navy Vet

New Diet plan, print article and tape to mirror, read every mornign after waking up.....


6 posted on 08/10/2011 11:26:23 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: autumnraine

“How do you pop pimples on your own back???”
He had an acomp-pimple-less.


7 posted on 08/10/2011 11:30:31 AM PDT by duckman (Herman 2012 Zero's night mare.)
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To: autumnraine

“How do you pop pimples on your own back???”
He had an acomp-pimple-less.


8 posted on 08/10/2011 11:30:31 AM PDT by duckman (Herman 2012 Zero's night mare.)
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To: WayneS
Overheard in a theater:

The man in the seat next to me is masturbating!

Just ignore him.

I can't! He's using my hand!

9 posted on 08/10/2011 11:31:17 AM PDT by null and void (Day 930. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
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To: duckman

Oh my acne back!


10 posted on 08/10/2011 11:33:37 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy ("But resist, we much! We must and we will much about that be committed!" - Al Sharpton)
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To: US Navy Vet

I see that the low of this thread in heading LOWER!!!


11 posted on 08/10/2011 11:34:15 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: US Navy Vet

Admin Mod will prob POP this thread in 3,2,1... POP!


12 posted on 08/10/2011 11:35:22 AM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: US Navy Vet

13 posted on 08/10/2011 11:37:43 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: US Navy Vet

Let us hope so ..........


14 posted on 08/10/2011 11:39:07 AM PDT by texas_mrs
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To: US Navy Vet

The part that is news is that McDonnald’s customers can be grossed out...


15 posted on 08/10/2011 11:39:36 AM PDT by null and void (Day 930. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)
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To: US Navy Vet; Slings and Arrows

ARRESTED? For popping his own pimples?!? Was anyone forced to watch?

Too stupid to call it “Performance Art?

(The running and giving false ID is another issue entirely, but since it stems from the above, then is it ‘fruit of the poison tree’?)


16 posted on 08/10/2011 11:42:55 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch ("Public service" does NOT mean servicing the people, like a bull among heifers.)
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To: US Navy Vet; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Special Sauce ping!


17 posted on 08/10/2011 11:43:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: US Navy Vet
More or less safe for work, but not for the weak of stomach...

Popping his boil

18 posted on 08/10/2011 11:43:21 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Slings and Arrows

one for your list, I think...


19 posted on 08/10/2011 11:43:21 AM PDT by EdReform (Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Hazmat violation.


20 posted on 08/10/2011 11:50:25 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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To: US Navy Vet

Initially, the zit popper slipped from their grasp. Ick.


21 posted on 08/10/2011 11:52:48 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: US Navy Vet

Okay, couldn’t this be better handled by a good old-fashioned Dixie ass-kicking?


22 posted on 08/10/2011 11:52:56 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: duckman

It was defnitely sebaceous behavior.


23 posted on 08/10/2011 11:54:25 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: US Navy Vet

If the government outlaws zit-popping, then only outlaws will pop zits.


24 posted on 08/10/2011 11:55:06 AM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons by popping his pimples was under arrest after customer complaints led to a brief chase by officers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey. At least it wasn’t an EMPLOYEE!


25 posted on 08/10/2011 11:59:20 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (The views and opinions expressed in this post are true and correct. Deal with it)
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To: AZLiberty

What are you, some kind of comedone?


26 posted on 08/10/2011 11:59:55 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Responsibility2nd

I already made the “Special Sauce” joke.


27 posted on 08/10/2011 12:00:36 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: RichInOC

In the Navy we used to call this “Dungaree Liberty”. Worked GREAT on the “Zoot Suiters” of the LA, CA area in the early 1040s.


28 posted on 08/10/2011 12:07:14 PM PDT by US Navy Vet (Go Packers! Go Rockies! Go Boston Bruins! See, I'm "Diverse"!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I had one in almost the same location. When the doc lanced it, it squirted all over the exam room. Hit the ceiling even.

Did not feel good.


29 posted on 08/10/2011 12:08:18 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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To: US Navy Vet

Hearing, out of Colorado, the three fugitives have been captured Fox News was following this AM. Info out at Yahoo site.


30 posted on 08/10/2011 12:08:42 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons

Good thing the patrons didn't see where their Big Macs came from.

31 posted on 08/10/2011 12:09:31 PM PDT by dfwgator
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opps down the page here at FR too. Slapping hands off keyboard again.


32 posted on 08/10/2011 12:12:20 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: US Navy Vet

I’ll give you my zits when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!


33 posted on 08/10/2011 12:23:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: no-to-illegals
Hearing, out of Colorado, the three fugitives have been captured

Good! Get those dangerous zit poppers off the streets of our peaceful nation!

34 posted on 08/10/2011 12:25:22 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: US Navy Vet

35 posted on 08/10/2011 12:27:46 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!
LOL ... Thanks ... Needed That.
36 posted on 08/10/2011 12:41:58 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: autumnraine

At 68 I couldn’t do that on my best day. Must be some kind of contortionist.


37 posted on 08/10/2011 12:45:04 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: US Navy Vet

I’m gonna keep the coke and the fries but I’m gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I’m gonna come over to your house, I’ll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.


38 posted on 08/10/2011 12:45:11 PM PDT by Cyman
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To: Slings and Arrows

Grossest, most disgusting thread I’ve ever seen!

Thanks for the ping.


39 posted on 08/10/2011 1:29:23 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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The cops tackle this guy.

The News-Press also reported the suspect was found to have a syringe in his pocket allegedly used to inject Oxycontin.

40 posted on 08/10/2011 1:41:22 PM PDT by Orange1998 (Obama also inherited AAA credit rating.)
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To: TheOldLady

I live to serve.


41 posted on 08/10/2011 1:56:44 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Orange1998; Slings and Arrows
The cops tackle this guy.

The News-Press also reported the suspect was found to have a syringe in his pocket allegedly used to inject Oxycontin.


This thread just gets better and better all the time! It's a thread for the ages, a classic. [mind the puke as you walk in]

Thanks Orange1998 for the second ping to this thread! What would I do without ya?
42 posted on 08/10/2011 2:05:03 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: US Navy Vet

I knew it would be dateline Florida...


43 posted on 08/10/2011 2:09:26 PM PDT by GOPJ (The end of our great nation - caused by 'give it all away' dems. May dems reap what they sown...)
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To: US Navy Vet; mikrofon; martin_fierro

In Before The Zit.


44 posted on 08/10/2011 2:09:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (IBTZ.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

1) Thank GOD that wasn’t “smell-o-vision”.

2) Astonishing how much gook was in that boil.

3) Gotta love the gagging and retching sounds in the background.

4) Note the use of beer for anaesthetic.


45 posted on 08/10/2011 2:10:03 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

And you do both so well.


46 posted on 08/10/2011 2:10:32 PM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: US Navy Vet
< i>the “Zoot Suiters” of the LA, CA area in the early 1040s.

I wasn't aware that the Roman Imperial Navy had a base in California ...

47 posted on 08/10/2011 2:11:26 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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"2) Astonishing how much gook was in that boil."

When I was at Ft. Bragg, I was bit on the elbow by a brown recluse. I developed cellulitis, and my left forearm looked like Popeye's. The PA opened up a small incision around the bit area, and drained it twice a day for several successive days. Each time it oozed probably at least a half cup of puss and other fluids.

48 posted on 08/10/2011 2:16:13 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Charles Henrickson; US Navy Vet; martin_fierro
From the Side Menu(?)


49 posted on 08/10/2011 2:53:43 PM PDT by mikrofon (Zit Alors!)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Thank you for the very pleasant, lovely and totally not horrible nightmarish mental images that will keep me awake for the next week.


50 posted on 08/10/2011 3:17:06 PM PDT by Mr. Impatient
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