Case dismissed.
At a ritzy party, an apparently exremely wealthy gentleman approaches a gorgeous young woman and asks her if “For a million dollars, would you be willing to spend the evening with me?” to which the woman replies, “Why yes, I would.” The man then asks her “How about for $1.00?” The woman then retorts indignantly, “What kind of lady do you think I am?” whereupon the gentleman responds “We’ve already established what kind of ‘lady’ you are. Now we’re just dickering about the price.’”
So true, Congress.