Posted on 08/13/2011 8:12:25 AM PDT by Justaham
It would really be good if he had “YOU LIE!” shouted at him at every stop.
Rural America knows bullshit when they see it.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?”
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, t hen looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, Why not?”
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T iPHONE 3G cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, “You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.”
“That’s right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,” says Bud.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.
Then Bud says to the young man, “Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?”
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, “Okay, why not?”
“You’re an aide in the Obama Administration”, says Bud.
“Wow! That’s correct,” says the yuppie, “but how did you guess that?”
“No guessing required.” answered the cowboy. “You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don’t know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog.
TEA Party members need to show up on the route and as the bus passes turn their back to him.
I would not want to own a business or farm where he is scheduled to appear.
Hard to believe but some places still love his sorry ass.
whatta joke!
I would not want him to mention my business or farm because every time he does that business goes out of business....he is a jinx!
Freepers, prepare to FReep.
Boycott TOTUS!
It is not only almost impossible to believe....it is downright frightening! At least to me it is.
I hear they’re calling the bus, “THE DEBT STAR.”
Hey, that’s a good one! A definite “LOL” and will share that with friends. Thanks for posting.
Unfortunately, good people might be inclined to feel pity for his sorry arse. That could be his next campaign strategy.
“I did my best, please help me do better”.
Self-sufficient, independent, hard working Americans, who consider themselves blessed, are often suckers for an underdog.
I wonder if the MSM would cover it if entire villages along the bus route turn out to moon the Muslim’s bus as it passes by ?
What a fraud.
Maybe he will go to the location of the “Field of Dreams”?
Anybody have any thoughts on how long it takes tomatoes and eggs to get to that optimal state of over-ripeness?
Rural America? You mean the “bitter clingers?”
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