any of you worried about hoarding, please know that I will take the fall for you!
Just send all your hoarded stash of gold, FRNs, canned goods, and other contraband to me.
We are old, living on a pittance, and will be so happy to make the sacrifice so you don’t have to suffer the consequences.
Do I need to add [sarc] ?
Housemouse! Pleasure to see you!
(Can you hide me, too?