Posted on 08/15/2011 9:30:58 AM PDT by lakeprincess
President Obama’s three-day bus tour of the Midwestern heartland already has earned a nickname. It’s “Greyhound One” according to observant wags at Lucianne.com and elsewhere in the conservative blogosphere. Most are irked that Mr. Obama and his strategists have borrowed a page from the tea party playbook. What’s better than a campaign-style bus tour to impart a message of frugality and kitchen-table economics?
But wait. Though the excursion is packaged with humble appeal, it looks like nobody’s sleeping on the bus. The White House has reserved the entire historic Hotel Winneshiek in Decorah, Iowa, and 60 rooms at nearby Luther College, and that’s just one stop on the tour.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtontimes.com ...
Short Bus One.
I'm stealing that.
“Throwing America Under the Bus” tour.
“Highway to Hell” tour
Short Bus One
Operation Rolling Blunder
Magical Misery Tour
This is comedy gold. Keep’em coming.
best post today!
Bwaaa!
Rush just said that one...
I like it!!If only there were no stops on the way there..
“Highway to Hell” tour
“Waste of Gas” tour
Love it!
well, a bus entourage of thousands is certain to impress the peasants with Barry’s humility and native son, down-to-earth approachability
especially when each stop features exhortations for democrat tax-and-spend snake oil to drive out the tea party hobbit terrorist extremist bomb throwers
“Downgrade One”
“Any Suckers Left Out There?” tour
I expect a staged incident...someone throws an egg or a rock at the bus, something to that effect. Obie’s mediawhores immediately blame the tea party, the usual hysterics follow 24/7 for weeks....
True that!
"Yes-s-s-s..."
Mr. niteowl77
With so many people under the Obama bus I am surprised the wheels even touch the ground.
Who’s paying for all those hotel rooms? Wanna guess?
Bet you it’s the taxpayers.
Blunderbuss
Operation Rolling Blunder
The Magical Misery Tour
'Can't Act, Can't Sing, Can Dance a Little' (original review of Fred Astaire's test film)
'Taxes Are For The Little People' Tour
Kenyan Komedy Klub Tour
Merry Marxist Road Show
From Here To Insolvency Tour
Marine One to Air Force One, to The Beast (Limo), hotels, back to the beast, and finally on to the BUS. The most critical element? Get photographed stepping of a real BUS!
The regular folk like a BUS! They think you look hard working stepping off a BUS. Looks like you’ve been traveling all around on it; sleeping, eating and working on it. Damn, nothing’s quite as sincere as a BUS.
The Tragic Bus
I once saw someone in one of these helmet things in a parade in Decorah. True story. 
0bama's going to hang out with the Vikings? onoz. Wonder if he'll visit the store where soljes are sold.
Yea, that’s a good one too.
The moron on the bus says “Hope and Change!
Hope and Change! Hope and Change!”
The moron on the bus says “Hope and Change!”
All over town.
“I want it I want it I want”
YOU CAN’T HAVE IT!!!
I admit I am confused. I know the media is reporting that the secret service “ bought” 2 new armored buses which they say they will use later for the presidential candidates during campaings
but aren’t 0dumbo’s buses different from the SS buses?
I wonder how many buses we paid for for that POS 0dumbo to pretend he is not on a campaign swing
We can’t afford it, we don’t want it, you can’t have it!
This story offends me greatly.
1st Wal-Mart I ever saw. One of the top 2/3 oddest little college towns I know of. Here comes an Osloesque anti-gun speech, probably with Wagner playing in the background; I wonder if he'll give it in Norwegian. He's going to have to bus in minorities for the photo ops. http://www.polarnopyretusa.com/common/images/products/large/05_enlarged_888x888px/00_main_image/7310012578682.jpg
This is what the image above points to: http://pics.city-data.com/craces2/8246.jpg
More than 95% White alone.
We’ll be able to hear the sound of this lead balloon going over up here in ME.
Blundering Bastardmobile.
Somebody called it “Rolling Plunder” in the comments section. Lol!
Maybe he reads the DUmmie FUnnies:
DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-11 ("Magical Misery Tour": DUmmies throw Obama's bus tour under the bus)
MAGICAL MISERY TOUR
Tune: Magical Mystery Tour
Barack, Barack and the Magical Misery Tour! Step right this way!
Barack, Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, rolling across the nation
Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, but this is no vacation
Barack and his Misery Tour
The Magical Misery Tour is wanting to make you all pay
Wanting to make you all pay
Barack, Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, he's got everything you need
Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, even though it's all wee-weed
Barack and his Misery Tour
The Magical Misery Tour is hoping to make you all pay
Hoping to make you all pay
The misery trip . . .
The Magical Misery Tour
Barack, Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, rolling across the nation
Barack and his Misery Tour
Barack, but this is no vacation
Barack and his Misery Tour
The Magical Misery Tour is coming to make you all pay
Coming to make you all pay
The Magical Misery Tour is trying to make you all pay
Trying to make you all pay, take it away . . .
america under the bus tour
Apologies to Queen:
Another One Under the Bus (To tune of Another One Bites the Dust)
Oh! Let's go!
Greyhound One rolls down K street
Barry’s head hangin’ low
Rush done got the scoop on another old friend
Now that sucka has to go
No time for tears, no time for good byes,
Just jerk him up out of his seat!
Open the doorway, toss him out,
He screams to the sound of the beat
Yeah
Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one under bus
Hey
He's gonna ditch you too
Another one under the bus
Barry knew if he went far not all friends could come along
But hey its cool, he doesn’t miss them when they’re gone
He lets them make him look strong
And then moves on on his own
"You’re my friend ‘til I’m worried
So you better not bring me any heat
Or out the doorway you ass will fly And you too will scream To the sound of the beat"
Look out
Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one under bus
Hey He's gonna ditch you too
Another one under the bus
E-he! Alright!
Hey
Oh take it – Under the bus
Under the bus, hey
Hey Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus, ow
Another one under the bus, he he
Another one under the bus, hay yay ya ya ya
Ooh shout
How many friends have made Barry look bad
And he’s thrown them to the ground?
There’s Bill Richardson, Tom Daschle,
Louis Caldera, William Ayers,
Granny was thrown too, and you know Biden’s soon to follow
Yeah
Van Jones, Father Pfleger and
Reverend Wright have hit the street
Out of the doorway they all flew
As they screamed to the sound of the beat
Another one under the bus
Another one under the bus
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one under bus, yeah
Hey, He's gonna ditch you too
Another one under the bus
...”Your Bus’ted Now!” tour...
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