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To: rockabyebaby

My impression of a typical Jay Severin session:

“Ken from car – how are you?”
“Jay! Great to talk to you! First time caller, longtime listener. I love your show and –“
“Thank you.”
“And I wanted to say –“
“Thank you. I have the best job in the world. It’s all because of you and people like you. You are the best and brightest and it is my pleasure to take your call. What’s on your mind?”
“Well, I –“
“It’s all yours. I’m eager to hear to from you.”
“Uhhhhh. Thanks. Uuhhhhh. I wanted to –“
“Go ahead.”
“Well, I was in the Air Force for 13 years and –“
“Thank you.”
“Oh, well, I –“
“Thank you. Thank you for your service. It’s people like you who make me proud to be an American. You are the best and brightest. Go ahead.”
“Thanks Jay. I –“
“No, Thank you. I mean it. What’s on your mind?”
“Well, I just wanted to say that I saw Hillary Clinton on TV and –“
“I’m sorry.”
“I’m sorry.
“Uuuhhh –“
“I’m sorry you had to see such an unpleasant person in your own living room. Not the sort of person you’d invite over for a pleasant evening, eh?”
“Uuuuhhhh, No, I guess I –“
“Nor I, my friend. Nor I. What’s on your mind?”
“Well, she mentioned Syria, and –“
“Ken, that is an excellent topic! I will be addressing that topic in just a minute! But they’re waving at me, and I’ve got to go to a commercial! Thanks so much for the call!”

38 posted on 08/18/2011 9:24:57 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Listening for a few minutes (gotta admit voice better than the Col. or Graham) and so far it seems like a “welcome back!” type deal. He only talks to them for a couple minutes and it’s just “welcome back”, nothing about the prez race
or anything. A couple said they were unaware the station existed—was wondering if they were setup calls. A relative of a Clear Channel worker being told to call in and say that?

One even called him “Agent 1200”. You may remember back when Howie was only on RKO, or only on a couple stations, he was called “Agent 680”

You have it right about him thanking vets or servicemen (though it’s a nice thought) and other stuff he says.

39 posted on 08/18/2011 12:36:19 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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