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Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'
FoxNews.com ^ | August 17, 2011

Posted on 08/17/2011 5:53:59 AM PDT by topher

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Vampire in boxer shorts. I guess it is the style...
1 posted on 08/17/2011 5:54:06 AM PDT by topher
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To: topher

“That boy just ain’t right”....Hank Hill


2 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, Ergo Conservitus.)
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To: topher
Nice earrings, as$hole.


3 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:41 AM PDT by Mich Patriot (A government agency is the closest thing to eternal life you'll ever see on Earth. RReagan)
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To: topher
A mental case... From the article:

"He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us," Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson told the Chronicle. "He said he needed to feed."

4 posted on 08/17/2011 5:56:44 AM PDT by topher (Traditional values -- especially family values -- are the values that time has proven them to work)
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To: topher

Drugs + obsessive devotion to vampire movies = Trainwreck


5 posted on 08/17/2011 5:58:50 AM PDT by ScottinVA (As a party that gives Obama what he wants, what again is the GOP`s 2012 selling point?)
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To: topher

Somewhat amusing story, but he’s a dangerous lunatic. Hang him now before he seriously hurts another.


6 posted on 08/17/2011 6:00:13 AM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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To: topher

Lety me guess the Twilight series...

Stupid books stupid boy


7 posted on 08/17/2011 6:00:36 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: topher

After seeing his photo, I wonder if he’s doing steroids.


8 posted on 08/17/2011 6:01:42 AM PDT by ryderann
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To: ScottinVA

What the Hell is it with these kids and their obsession with re-creating these hollow vamp flicks? Harry Potter didn’t elicit a rash of kids with wands running around turning post boxes into candy jars. What’s the obsession with being a vampire?

I know when I was boozing and using, I couldn’t go a day without a drink or a puff. I was constantly craving an escape from my reality. Perhaps these kids think that they can bite people and automatically be called vampires?


9 posted on 08/17/2011 6:02:24 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: Mich Patriot

Let’s see - ear hoop thingies, cutsey lip piercing, neato-bad-a$$ neck tatoo, smug wrinkled brow - his costume is just about complete. Another hollow-boy with no skills to support himself and no moral compass with which to live at peace in society, but he sure looks cool!


10 posted on 08/17/2011 6:04:40 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: topher
How rude!

I miss the classy old days when a vampire would dress like he was going to the Ball, and await an invitation before entering through the window. Not to mention neatly fanging a gal in the neck, instead of throttling her first.

These young whippersnappers neckbiters got no style.
11 posted on 08/17/2011 6:05:49 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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To: ryderann

After seeing his photo (and all the piercing) I wonder if that girl should worry about AIDS!


12 posted on 08/17/2011 6:08:09 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: topher
Texas Teen 'Vampire' Bites Stranger, Says He 'Needed to Feed'

Victim should have pulled out a gun and shot him, then told the police he just wanted to test the theory that only a wooden stake through the heart would kill a vampire.

13 posted on 08/17/2011 6:08:13 AM PDT by apillar
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To: topher

Put a wooden stake through his heart.


14 posted on 08/17/2011 6:09:43 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send the GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism.)
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To: Tennessee Nana

probably more like “True Blood”.


15 posted on 08/17/2011 6:11:55 AM PDT by Perdogg (0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
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To: topher

“he needed to feed.” What? No Taco Bells in Texas?


16 posted on 08/17/2011 6:12:05 AM PDT by Doctor 2Brains (If the government were Paris Hilton, it could not score a free drink in a bar full of lonely sailors)
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To: Tainan

I’m sure that his mom and dad are very proud.


17 posted on 08/17/2011 6:15:21 AM PDT by wbill
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To: rarestia
This is the only Vampire I want to be bitten by.


18 posted on 08/17/2011 6:15:54 AM PDT by Perdogg (0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
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To: Perdogg

Well he got one part right

hes batty


19 posted on 08/17/2011 6:17:00 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: topher

I think that after subduing his rear end, the police should have had some fun, with one of them holding up a stake-like piece of wood in front of the perp, to give him the jim-jams, then whisper to each other, “Do you think he used this as a burglary tool? Nah. Me neither”, while hitting it on the butt to simulate pounding it into something.


20 posted on 08/17/2011 6:17:31 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Would’ve been funnier to get some holy water and flick it on him.


21 posted on 08/17/2011 6:21:17 AM PDT by Apparatchik (If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
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To: topher

A .45 ACP between the eyes would stop his “need to feed, permanently.”

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22 posted on 08/17/2011 6:22:36 AM PDT by flatfish
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To: topher


Only Buffy can save us now ...
23 posted on 08/17/2011 6:23:19 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Mich Patriot
Looks like someone is spending way too much time in Mom & Dad's basement watching Twilight and True Blood, and playing Dungeons & Dragons. Getting a job and supporting yourself has a way of curing these types of delusions.
24 posted on 08/17/2011 6:24:13 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: topher

If they have a library in Hooterville, Mayberry, Bedford Falls or Grover’s Corners — they have by now a whole bookcase dedicated to vampire fiction.

The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved. It’s been known to happen. Just not with vampire fiction.


25 posted on 08/17/2011 6:24:23 AM PDT by Lady Lucky
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To: Perdogg
Amen to that...

As for the dork in the main article, drive a stake through his heart and cut off his head.

Just in case...

26 posted on 08/17/2011 6:27:36 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.)
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To: Perdogg

Well... okay. I suppose she can suck my blood...


27 posted on 08/17/2011 6:30:18 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: topher
Try it with THIS girl, moron...


28 posted on 08/17/2011 6:30:21 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: Mich Patriot

what a wanker,he would look even better if the victim had given him a 45 cal lobotomy


29 posted on 08/17/2011 6:30:49 AM PDT by Charlespg
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To: Scythian

Beat me too it.


30 posted on 08/17/2011 6:31:07 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: topher

If I looked like this dork I’d want mirrors not to work too.


31 posted on 08/17/2011 6:32:07 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

A clear case of “Daddy doesn’t pay enough attention to me so I’m going to become a self-centered attention whore”.


32 posted on 08/17/2011 6:40:07 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Lady Lucky
The guy may well have been a mental case without it, but he also could have been reading the Bible instead, and been improved.

Or he would have been just as nutty, but thinking all his neighbors were Amalekites who needed to be smited.

33 posted on 08/17/2011 6:40:30 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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To: topher

I’d stand in line for a week to
kick this effing idiot in the ass.


34 posted on 08/17/2011 6:45:27 AM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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To: topher

35 posted on 08/17/2011 6:52:43 AM PDT by StayoutdaBushesWay (Every man dies, but not every man really lives.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Yeah but the Bible has better odds.


36 posted on 08/17/2011 6:54:31 AM PDT by Lady Lucky
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To: topher

Nothing that a good caning wouldn’t cure.....


37 posted on 08/17/2011 6:55:04 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Obama couldn't run a lemonade stand. Let him eat peas!)
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To: topher

(with apologies to the late Warren Zevon)

I saw a dumbass with a stupid look upon his face,
Walkin’ through the streets of Galveston in this heat.
He was lookin for a place to break in to,
gonna bite down on someone’s vein.

Chorus:
Aaahoo, dumbasses of Texas
Aaahoo(2x)

Ya hear him pullin’ the knob of your kitchen door,
Ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got chewed on late last night,
Dumbasses of Texas again.

Chorus 2x

He’s the really stupid guy, never heard of ‘Castle Law’,
Lately he’s been spotted up in Beaumont.
You better stay away from him, stupid might be contagious.
Huh, he’s gonna end up in prison.

Chorus 2x

Well, I saw Joe Biden walkin’ with Obama,
doing the dumbasses of Washington.
I saw Joe Biden walkin’ with Obama, again,
doing the dumbasses of Washington.
I saw Wolf Blitzer drinkin’ a Mocha Grande at Starbucks,
And his hair was perfect. Uh.

Ahhhooooo, dumbasses of America.
Vote dem.


38 posted on 08/17/2011 7:11:02 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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Let's see this asshat try biting someone after all his teeth have been shoved down his throat.
39 posted on 08/17/2011 7:17:56 AM PDT by Joe Brower (Sheep have three speeds: "graze", "stampede" and "cower".)
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held on a charge of burglary with intent to commit assault

Should be attempted murder.

40 posted on 08/17/2011 7:20:18 AM PDT by bgill (just getting tagline ready for 6 months after you vote in Perry - Tried to warn you he's a RINO.)
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To: topher

CHARLIE CHAN OBSERVE THAT TOO MUCH TV MAKE CRIMINAL BATTY


41 posted on 08/17/2011 7:37:57 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

* Looks like someone is spending way too much time in Mom & Dad’s basement watching Twilight and True Blood, and playing Dungeons & Dragons. Getting a job and supporting yourself has a way of curing these types of delusions. *

The 11 sided die claims another nerd


42 posted on 08/17/2011 7:46:19 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876 (The only crimes that are 100% preventable are crimes committed by illegal aliens)
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To: rarestia

This is so ironic. Last weekend was at a hamburger party and nephew had new girlfriend to show off.

The pudgey little pig had more tatoos than a circus lady with many depicting caskets and vampires. When asked if this was some Goth thing, she said “Oh no, we are into vampires and have caskets at home”.

When I was growing up the old folks were deadon right saying “idle minds are the devil’s workshop”.

A growing share of America is not worth saving.


43 posted on 08/17/2011 7:48:20 AM PDT by dusttoyou ("Progressives" are wee-weeing all over themselves, Foc nobama)
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Tattoos have become de rigeur with my generation. I have 4, but they’re all concealed or concealable with a long-sleeved shirt. I have no skulls, reapers, naked women on my body. I have patriotic ink, I have Christian ink, I have some Latin scrawled on my arms. Momma didn’t raise a fool.

But to get inked because you feel like imitating the life of vamps is laughable and sad. In 15 - 20 years when they’ve got kids in their teens, they’re going to have to explain why there are skulls and caskets on their bodies.

Kids today, along with the parents raising them, are oblivious to the idea of consequences following actions. It’s all about immediate gratification anymore.


44 posted on 08/17/2011 7:52:56 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: dusttoyou

Man, people are so screwed up today, our youth is so screwed up I don’t want to be alive 30 or 40 years from now, and thank goodness I wont be ...


45 posted on 08/17/2011 7:54:11 AM PDT by Scythian
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If you come in for an interview with me, I see a Tat, it’s going to be a very short interview.


46 posted on 08/17/2011 7:55:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Apparatchik

Some Catholic missions sell plastic bottles labeled Holy Water, and have holy water on site for those who want some. However, if you buy just the empty bottle and fill it with tap water, you get some of the most interesting reactions when you pull it out with pseudo-vampire Goth kids around.


47 posted on 08/17/2011 7:59:03 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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To: rarestia
Hate to get down on you man, but if you're not a sailor or a Samoan, tatoos are pretty lowlife, especially on women. What's the point, to emulate a prison convict?

Really curious on the motivation. Help me here, maybe there is some redeeming value I am just blind to. If its just peer pressure, my Mom had a very good answer, "if all your friends are sticking their heads in the oven, you are going to do the same?"

48 posted on 08/17/2011 9:01:17 AM PDT by dusttoyou ("Progressives" are wee-weeing all over themselves, Foc nobama)
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I would start by asking your age, but that’s not only inappropriate but immaterial.

When I was 18, I was pushing 400 lbs, looked like crap, had zero if not negative self-esteem, never had a girlfriend, and I was always down on myself. Getting ink and piercings were my way of rebelling against a society I thought was against me.

It wasn’t until I moved back home from college that I realized that the fly-by-night college friends I made were just that, and now I have to face a job market with tattoos and piercings.

Well needless to say the piercings went pretty quick. The tattoos, well, they’re permanent, but I have no regrets. Like I said, I have patriotic, Christian, and meaningful (to me) scripts for tats. An American flag, Our Lady of Guadeloupe, and some Latin on my arms are all I sport. The practice became silly to me when I thought, “I’m paying these people $100 an hour to mark up my body and have nothing but marks on my body.”

Money won over all else. Hence the reason I can’t understand how people spend so much money to mark themselves up with skulls, spider webs (a prison tat), Grim Reapers, and naked women.

A funny epilogue: I was actually the “trendsetter” among my friends for tats. I led, friends followed. Sadly, many of those friends didn’t follow my lead when I stopped. Then again, most of those folks are on the 10 year plan for college.


49 posted on 08/17/2011 9:27:11 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: AD from SpringBay

“Let’s see - ear hoop thingies, cutsey lip piercing, neato-bad-a$$ neck tatoo, smug wrinkled brow - his costume is just about complete. Another hollow-boy with no skills to support himself and no moral compass with which to live at peace in society, but he sure looks cool!”

Dude’s got eye and eyebrow makeup on too.


50 posted on 08/17/2011 10:43:53 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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