Skip to comments.What are the Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech" on 9-8-2011?
Posted on 09/04/2011 11:55:05 AM PDT by Graewoulf
The forces of Zero's Keynesianism and the tattered remnants of the Free Market proponents meet on 9-8-2011 to hear Zero arrogantly announce how HE plans to buy "jobs" with MY grandchildren's future paychecks.
It will be an auspicious occasion I'm sure. Since I plan to watch The Packers whup up on the enemy, I though we could help Ol' Zero improve his " 9-8-jobs-can-wait" speech by including a few things that might, could work, and give us time to watch some FOOTBALL!
All the L.I.E. Media wants to talk or write about is what Zero is going to say. At FR we KNOW what he is going to say: " Blah, blah, blah, spend. Blah, blah,blah,blah, jobs, investments, no tax increase until I am re-elected, spend, blah, SPEND!
So to do the job that the L.I.E. Media won't do let us do the job for them and make some useful speech suggestions!
Almost forgot: Put country ahead of politics, stop jockeying for political position, make your suggestions without regard to politics or ideology, stop the political bickering - - - .
I'm sure I missed a bunch more, but you get the general idea: Do the opposite of what Zero says.
“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. You are all a bunch of racist honkeys and I hate you. I quit!”
“...I will resign effective tomorrow at noon.”
He will have a deadline and if this is not done by then BOOM , we all going to die
...and therefore I resign the presidency as of noon tomorrow.
That gridlocked Golden Goose just won’t stand still to be plucked. I’ll talk it into increasing its output while giving it cleaner air and food, but making those hobbits take the waste away.
That would be a great speech.
I'd like to announce that I have accepted Joe Biden's resignation. In an attemtp to show bipartisanship, I'm appointing former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to replace him as Vice President. Now, with that out of the way, let me be perfectly clear. I Resign effective immediately.
Oh, and I'd probably go out and hire some people and figure out a business to start at that point, too. So it would help jobs.
Raise taxes on the wealthy.
Raise taxes on the middle class.
Give free educations to illegals.
Ban all coal generated energy.
Cut the military by 25%.
I know a lot of what I listed he already is doing, but it can’t hurt to remind Americans what a rotten bunch of racist bigots we are.
“Point one, spend trillions of dollars on gubmint jobs.”
“Point two, ?”
“Point three, profit.”
“Ladies and gentlemen, I have accepted the resignation of Joe Biden as my Vice President. I am choosing Sarah Palin as my new Vice President. As soon as Sarah is confirmed by the Senate, I will resign the presidency and Sarah Palin will be sworn in as our 45th president. Good night and so long.”
What I would like to hear: “I am resigning as president”.
In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of Fast and Furious and the bad economy, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.
In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.
But with the disappearance of that base, I now believe that the constitutional purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.
I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation must always come before any personal considerations.
From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the all these matters I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require.
I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.
To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.
Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.
I am going to shut up now.
I am going to resign.
All my plans stink.
Am I as stupid as I look?
I lie a lot.
I cheat at golf.
Biden is an idiot, just like me.
I really am a stealth muslim.
I hate America and it’s people.
I really am going to shut up now.
See post # 11. You beat me to it! Great minds think alike.....
The first priority of the Deficit Reduction Committee should be a written request to Congress to repeal ObamaCare. I pledge my full-fledged support in seeing that this repeal gets enacted ASAP - like within the next 7 days.
Your future is in the hands of the Republicans. They have been jerking you around for almost three years. It's been frustrating. Why won't they just do as they're told.
Just look-up all of his tired speeches and write “DITTO” on them.
Same old stupidity, same old lies.
Hey a girl can dream!