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What are the Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech" on 9-8-2011?
Vanity/Opinion | September 4, 2011 | Graewoulf

Posted on 09/04/2011 11:55:05 AM PDT by Graewoulf

The forces of Zero's Keynesianism and the tattered remnants of the Free Market proponents meet on 9-8-2011 to hear Zero arrogantly announce how HE plans to buy "jobs" with MY grandchildren's future paychecks.

It will be an auspicious occasion I'm sure. Since I plan to watch The Packers whup up on the enemy, I though we could help Ol' Zero improve his " 9-8-jobs-can-wait" speech by including a few things that might, could work, and give us time to watch some FOOTBALL!

All the L.I.E. Media wants to talk or write about is what Zero is going to say. At FR we KNOW what he is going to say: " Blah, blah, blah, spend. Blah, blah,blah,blah, jobs, investments, no tax increase until I am re-elected, spend, blah, SPEND!

So to do the job that the L.I.E. Media won't do let us do the job for them and make some useful speech suggestions!

Almost forgot: Put country ahead of politics, stop jockeying for political position, make your suggestions without regard to politics or ideology, stop the political bickering - - - .

I'm sure I missed a bunch more, but you get the general idea: Do the opposite of what Zero says.


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1 posted on 09/04/2011 11:55:11 AM PDT by Graewoulf
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To: Graewoulf

“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. You are all a bunch of racist honkeys and I hate you. I quit!”


2 posted on 09/04/2011 11:57:58 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (The solution to fix Congress: Nuke em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure!)
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To: Graewoulf

“...I will resign effective tomorrow at noon.”


3 posted on 09/04/2011 12:04:17 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Graewoulf

He will have a deadline and if this is not done by then BOOM , we all going to die


4 posted on 09/04/2011 12:04:34 PM PDT by molson209
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To: Graewoulf

...and therefore I resign the presidency as of noon tomorrow.


5 posted on 09/04/2011 12:04:48 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Impeach the corrupt Marxist bastard!!)
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To: Graewoulf

That gridlocked Golden Goose just won’t stand still to be plucked. I’ll talk it into increasing its output while giving it cleaner air and food, but making those hobbits take the waste away.


6 posted on 09/04/2011 12:04:54 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Graewoulf
The perfect Obama speech for me would be:

I'd like to announce that I have accepted Joe Biden's resignation. In an attemtp to show bipartisanship, I'm appointing former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to replace him as Vice President. Now, with that out of the way, let me be perfectly clear. I Resign effective immediately.
That would be a great speech.

Oh, and I'd probably go out and hire some people and figure out a business to start at that point, too. So it would help jobs.

7 posted on 09/04/2011 12:06:31 PM PDT by cc2k ( If having an "R" makes you conservative, does walking into a barn make you a horse's (_*_)?)
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To: Graewoulf

Raise taxes on the wealthy.

Raise taxes on the middle class.

Give free educations to illegals.

Ban all coal generated energy.

Cut the military by 25%.


I know a lot of what I listed he already is doing, but it can’t hurt to remind Americans what a rotten bunch of racist bigots we are.


8 posted on 09/04/2011 12:08:10 PM PDT by airborne (Paratroopers! Good to the last drop!)
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To: Graewoulf

I quit!!


9 posted on 09/04/2011 12:09:28 PM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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To: Graewoulf
Reveal his 3 point plan;

“Point one, spend trillions of dollars on gubmint jobs.”

“Point two, ?”

“Point three, profit.”

10 posted on 09/04/2011 12:10:12 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Graewoulf

“Ladies and gentlemen, I have accepted the resignation of Joe Biden as my Vice President. I am choosing Sarah Palin as my new Vice President. As soon as Sarah is confirmed by the Senate, I will resign the presidency and Sarah Palin will be sworn in as our 45th president. Good night and so long.”


11 posted on 09/04/2011 12:11:38 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Obama inherited a mild recession from George W. Bush and turned it into a major depression.)
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To: Graewoulf

What I would like to hear: “I am resigning as president”.


12 posted on 09/04/2011 12:11:44 PM PDT by 13Sisters76 ("It is amazing how many people mistake a certain hip snideness for sophistication. " Thos. Sowell)
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To: Graewoulf

Good evening,

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation. Throughout the long and difficult period of Fast and Furious and the bad economy, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

But with the disappearance of that base, I now believe that the constitutional purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders, I have concluded that because of the all these matters I might not have the support of the Congress that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office in the way the interests of the Nation would require.

I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Biden will be sworn in as President at that hour in this office.


13 posted on 09/04/2011 12:11:58 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Gov. Sarah Palin. What'll you do?)
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To: Bryanw92

I am going to shut up now.

I am going to resign.

All my plans stink.

Am I as stupid as I look?

I lie a lot.

I cheat at golf.

Biden is an idiot, just like me.

I really am a stealth muslim.

I hate America and it’s people.

I really am going to shut up now.


14 posted on 09/04/2011 12:14:06 PM PDT by dforest
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To: cc2k

See post # 11. You beat me to it! Great minds think alike.....


15 posted on 09/04/2011 12:14:11 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (Obama inherited a mild recession from George W. Bush and turned it into a major depression.)
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To: Graewoulf

The first priority of the Deficit Reduction Committee should be a written request to Congress to repeal ObamaCare. I pledge my full-fledged support in seeing that this repeal gets enacted ASAP - like within the next 7 days.


16 posted on 09/04/2011 12:15:15 PM PDT by BusterBear
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To: Graewoulf
We know what he is REALLY going to say...

Your future is in the hands of the Republicans. They have been jerking you around for almost three years. It's been frustrating. Why won't they just do as they're told.

17 posted on 09/04/2011 12:16:42 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Graewoulf

Just look-up all of his tired speeches and write “DITTO” on them.

Same old stupidity, same old lies.


18 posted on 09/04/2011 12:18:06 PM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Graewoulf
I have been touched by the power of God and shown my wickedness. To help atone I will resign from the presidency tomorrow and since the current vice president was a conspirator he will be resigning as well.

Hey a girl can dream!

19 posted on 09/04/2011 12:18:49 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Can we ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Easily. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.)
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To: Graewoulf
Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech":

  1. "I resign."

  2. "I'm going back to Kenya."

  3. "Allah Akbar!"

  4. "I said I visited 57 states. I didn't say that's all there are."

  5. "When I said I would cut the deficit in half I meant for China."

  6. Actually, I have no idea who my real father is or where I was born."

  7. "I'm not a socialist. I just want to take your money and give it to people who vote for me."

  8. "Those who pay no taxes shouldn't have to bear the burden for those who don't pay their fair share."

  9. "I never really expected civility from those greedy, tea-bagging, fanatically religious, gun crazy constitutionalists."

  10. "A couple nights in a back seat with a guy like Larry Sinclaire doesn't mean a guy is a queer - not that there's anything wrong with it."


20 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:33 PM PDT by Iron Munro (Muslims who advocate, support, or carry out Jihad give the other 1% a bad name)
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To: Graewoulf

I RESIGN X 10!


21 posted on 09/04/2011 12:21:45 PM PDT by teletech (Say NO to RINOS!)
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To: Graewoulf

1-9 “I Golf, therefore I am”

10 “I resign to become the United Nation’s Secretary General” (j/k)


22 posted on 09/04/2011 12:30:14 PM PDT by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: Graewoulf

“I feel your pain.”


23 posted on 09/04/2011 12:33:46 PM PDT by ken in texas (Can't Afford a Tagline... send money.)
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To: Lazlo in PA

From your lips to God’s ears.


24 posted on 09/04/2011 12:36:09 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: Graewoulf
I think he has to reduce the corporate tax...before the Repubs do it first.

The Repubs are going to have a hay day on the 7th with Obama's "setback" on the EPA rules....because if we can ill afford the cost in 2011 and 2012...it's not going to be less hurtful in 2013.

Bottom Line: He may have to give up Obamacare...but it won't be until next year. He's NOT going to let the court do it. He has to do it...like a good dictator...on his terms...FOR YOU!!

25 posted on 09/04/2011 12:37:32 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Graewoulf
What are the Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech" on 9-8-2011?

There's only one: "Are you ready for some football?!"

ML/NJ

26 posted on 09/04/2011 12:38:14 PM PDT by ml/nj
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To: Graewoulf

Moo-chele and I are going on a 15 month vacation.


27 posted on 09/04/2011 12:40:23 PM PDT by John 3_19-21 (A lie told over and over again is still just a lie and the one telling it a liar.)
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To: Bryanw92
Lets get real here.

My Fellow Americans,

It is with heavy heart that I must bring you this news. The constant obstruction of my vision of hope and change by the entrenched forces of the political establishment have left me no choice but to sign into law an executive order dissolving both Congress and the Senate.
Now these players of partisan politics are rendered harmless, our country can stride forward into the glorious future, following the five year plan which will be available on the White House website sometime in 2012.

Stay calm and stay at home. Our noble internal security forces will be constantly on patrol, seeking unpatriotic Americans to submit to re-education and reparations for their faults.
In a bold step to reduce the supposed deficit, I have partnered with Walmart to provide every home with 20 rolls of toilet paper, lovingly printed by Chinese craftsmen with the Constitution and the Bill of Rights on every sheet of single ply paper.

God (soon to be renamed something less controversial) Bless America. Dang, this is fun!

28 posted on 09/04/2011 12:40:27 PM PDT by EnglishCon
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To: Graewoulf

“I won”

“I won’t rest until we have jobs”

“Jobs are my number one priority”

“Bush’s fault”

“Congress won’t work with me”

“The Hurricane”

“The Earthquake”

“Bad Luck”

“Corporate Welfare”

“Share the Wealth”

“Implement Obamacare”

“It’s not my Fault”

“I wasn’t there”

“You can’t prove anything”


29 posted on 09/04/2011 12:40:54 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: Graewoulf

1. The Space Brothers have arrived to get Farrakhan and Michelle and I are hitching a ride.

2. I have a confession...my name is really Osama and I’ve had plastic surgery...

3. The stimulus was a crock, but there’s still enough petty cash in Wrangel’s freezer to get all my constituents a two piece dinner at Church’s Chicken.

4. MY FELLOW KENYANS...Ooops...

5. We are the deranged you have been groping for!!...Hic...Hic...

6. It was all Michelle’s idea, please don’t send me to prison.

7. My strategies will come to fruition at the culimination of legislation providing stimulation to the nation by my calculations leading the American population to spontaneous celebration!...and if not, My Bad.

8. I HAD A DREAM...and the dream was of Sarah Palin in a string bikini...and when the Moose found out about it, she knocked me flat out!

9. I came to tell you how my liberal utopia has been delayed by racists in government and corporate America who have opposed every move I’ve made due to the color of my skin...but hell, let’s get real, even I can’t say that crap with a straight face anymore.

10. I would like to know why you all played “hail to the chief” when they brought the teleprompter in, but not for me?!


30 posted on 09/04/2011 12:41:05 PM PDT by tarotsailor
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To: Graewoulf

I want to be completely honest with you tonight. I hate you and I hate the United States. Therefore, I intend to implement a bold plan to destroy you both. Wait, what is that rumbling sound I hear in the distance.


31 posted on 09/04/2011 12:51:37 PM PDT by Truth29
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To: Lazlo in PA

I could support Barky on that.


32 posted on 09/04/2011 1:24:11 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: Graewoulf

George Soros and the typical white people down at the DNC lied to me. Being President of the United States IS a lot harder than being an ACORN comminity organizer, college “perfessor” or rookie senator from Illinois.


33 posted on 09/04/2011 1:24:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Coming November 2012 - The End of an Error.)
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To: 13Sisters76
What I would like to hear: “I am resigning as president”.

No, I'd rather hear "Joe and I are resigning".

34 posted on 09/04/2011 1:28:49 PM PDT by lightman (Adjutorium nostrum (+) in nomine Domini)
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To: Graewoulf

35 posted on 09/04/2011 1:28:49 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Obama got mostly Ds and Fs all through college and law school. Keep saying it.....)
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To: Lazlo in PA

“...I will resign effective tomorrow at noon, and I will issue an Executive Order that the Tea Party will hold a special election among their officers to appoint a successor to act as President until the next General Election.”

There, fixed that.


36 posted on 09/04/2011 1:31:16 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: Lazlo in PA
“...I will resign effective tomorrow at noon.”

You beat me to it.

37 posted on 09/04/2011 1:46:25 PM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Graewoulf

He needs to find a way to play the race card.

I predict he will stress how the poor economy is disproportionately hurting people with more colorful skins and imply that opposition to his plans is racism.

Then he will hit the theme that Bush screwed up the economy even more than they thought, while Barney Frank and Chris Dodd chuckle to themselves.


38 posted on 09/04/2011 1:47:16 PM PDT by Meet the New Boss
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To: Graewoulf
What are the Top Ten Statements That Should Be Included In Zero's "Jobs Speech"

I don't know what I'm doing.

Soros has given me bad advice.

I believe in communism

I am a mooslim.

My wife has a big ass.

The media loves me no matter what.

Chris Matthews gives me a thrill up my leg.

I would never use Obamacare myself, that's just for you slobs.

I'm like Burger King, I like things my way.

Did I mention my wife's big ass?

39 posted on 09/04/2011 1:59:22 PM PDT by dragonblustar
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To: Meet the New Boss; All

What all y’all are writing is all true, but the RINOS are scared into a tea-nee-tea-nine-cy corner about rocking the boat.

Let us at FR give a good glimpse to the cowardly RINOS what Zero SHOULD be saying in his 9-8-jobs-can-wait speech !

Remember: Do the opposite of what Zero says.

Your tips are for the RINOS, as Zero is a stupid man, that is by definition he is “incapable of learning.”

Yep, Zero is stupid. That sounds redundant - - - .


40 posted on 09/04/2011 2:04:46 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Lazlo in PA

“I resign” is the only thing I’d tune in to hear.


41 posted on 09/04/2011 2:12:13 PM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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To: Graewoulf
1. Vice-president

2.Biden

3.And

4. I

5.Will

6.Resign

7.From

8.Office

9.Tomorrow

10. Morning

42 posted on 09/04/2011 2:14:16 PM PDT by Right Brother
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To: Graewoulf

Only one in my top ten:

“Good evening.

“I plan to prove those of you who say the government are not entirely right. While I may not be able to create a job, I can create a job opportunity.

“Yes, even though I was the candidate who claimed I had a plan to fix every ill ailing America when I was candidate Obama, everyone in America—except perhaps Michelle—now knows I lied. I haven’t a clue. Everything I did made every problem much worse.

“You all have a right to think of me as the worst President in history. I will hold that title for about a year or so. After all, Joe Biden is even more clueless than I am.

“God help America!

“I mean God Bless America!

“Good night and good luck.”

(Pauses to sign a document.)

“I just signed my resignation as President of the United States effective at noon tomorrow. I will hand that resignation to Secretary of State Clinton on the way out of this chamber.”


43 posted on 09/04/2011 2:30:18 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Duval Patrick is a coward. Explain yourself on The O'Reilly Factor, you creep!)
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To: Graewoulf
10) I resign...
9) I'm taking my idiotic advisors with me...
8) I'm firing all of my stupid cabinet secretaries...
7) I'm calling for the dissolution of the Dim party...
6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America...
5) I'll prosecute all of the corrupt CEOs that have financed my criminal administration...
4) I'll recover the bonuses paid to Dim cronies at Freddy and Fanny for destroying the economy...
3) I'll repay the American people for all of my vacation expenses...
2) I'll never use the words "green economy" again, and...
1) I'll convict and execute Barney Frank and Christopher Dodd without trials.
44 posted on 09/04/2011 2:30:26 PM PDT by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too... @Onelifetogive)
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To: Graewoulf

The Kenyan is a Keynesian!?


45 posted on 09/04/2011 2:33:27 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Duval Patrick is a coward. Explain yourself on The O'Reilly Factor, you creep!)
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To: Graewoulf

I would not be in this situation (over my head) had the media vetted me.


46 posted on 09/04/2011 2:36:10 PM PDT by Eileanright
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To: Bryanw92

“Nobody appreciates what I’m doing for YOU. “

Is your next to the last word in the above quote a typeo?


47 posted on 09/04/2011 2:54:19 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Graewoulf

What’s a typeo? :-)


48 posted on 09/04/2011 2:56:07 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Onelifetogive

“( - - - 6) I am undoing all of the moronic regulations we have forced on America... )”

I really like your number 6, but I would like it better if you would delete the word “moronic.”

Remember, Zero is an Ivy-League trained lawyer. Although incredible to you and me, Zero just might think that NONE of his regulations were moronic. Like I said, he is a lawyer - - - .


49 posted on 09/04/2011 3:02:44 PM PDT by Graewoulf ( obamatrauma"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Iron Munro

11. “A great man once said, ‘From everyone according to his ability, to everyone according to their needs.’ It is with this in mind, I announce the following CHANGE to this country that I promised on 20 january, 2009...”


50 posted on 09/04/2011 3:04:12 PM PDT by christx30
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