Skip to comments.California Set to Ban Grocery Store Checkout Lane Dividers
Posted on 09/05/2011 8:34:24 AM PDT by EveningStar
SAN FRANCISCO Melody Studebaker stands solemnly outside the Fort Mason Safeway grocery store, along side her long term partner, Henrietta...
Studebaker, 62, and her partner, 60, are picketing the Safeway store this beautiful morning to draw attention to a most ugly practice within it. After a lifetime of witnessing the use of grocery store checkout line dividers, Strudebaker and her partner have had enough...
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My favorite line from the Broadway musical Guys and Dolls, which opened in 1950--"I hope you get stabbed by a Studebaker."
How have we lived so long without understanding how evil these "dividers" are? Now--being sufficiently outraged and ashamed of failing to be "one with my neighbor"--the next time I'm in line at my local grocery store I shall remove every divider that separates my items from those of other people in line, and let them pay for them!
What the hell is a checkout lane devider?
“I usually look for something outlandish...”
It was the ‘underwater origami’ thing that convinced me it was satire. But I could believe there are lefties who actually think this way.
I only wish this was real. Banning inanimate objects from the grocery checkout lane is a good thing for libtard California, for it would ban food and beverages from being purchased (they are inanimate object, after all).
So, that would, in essence, starve out the entire state... cleansing it of all the libtards. After the last one died, we could then move in and reestablish a functioning, non-libtard state.
OK then. I guess I should stop using tampons because they are a reminder of the division between men’s bodies and women. I’ll just bleed everywhere now and make us all ‘one in the world’.
That’s a funny, funny post, EveningStar. Thanks for bringing a smile to this ugly-looking (but not as ugly as your article’s character) face!
” Old, ugly lesbians and old, ugly Democrap women look the same. Wonder why? “ because of to much hate ?
It’s a 20th century invention. Don’t worry about it.
I'm not sure which is worse, an old gay fag queen or an old gay bull dyke.
I was in my local K-Mart a few weeks ago, and I had roughly about $20.00 worth of merchandise. The man in back of me had a $110.00 tool chest that he had on a flatbed roller waiting his turn. It wasn’t up on the pulley. When I looked at my final receipt, the cashier had rung up his tool chest with my meager purchases. She said she just assumed he was with me. I was more than a little ticked. I had to go to customer service to have it removed from my credit card, but it took the credit card company nearly a week to remove the charge.
The moral of this story is you have to watch as your purchases are being rung up. Gosh only knows what the cashier is thinking.
This kind of says it all ...
This kind of says it all ...
Good luck with that. I’m not old and decrepit, and I can’t be persuaded to give up.
Partner? Is she in a law firm? Seriously, get a life ladies.
LOL !!! ROTFLMAO !
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