Skip to comments.The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Open Line Friday, September 9, 2011
Posted on 09/09/2011 9:04:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Me too! :)
The pickle he’s put us in is a dill.
And for our own oil he refuses to drill.
He wants grandma to just take a pill.
Mark Steyn and Walter Williams are my favorite guest hosts, as well.
I had to turn Stynn off. He has giggled through the first 10 minutes. Rush must not have any subs worth anything on his list anymore. Remember the old days when he had guys like Tony Snow subbing? Now we have this giggling clown who laughs incessantly at his own jokes. Ah well, back to normal on Monday when Rush returns. Today I will just listen to oldie music.
He can make me laugh hysterically (guffaw, chortle, titter) while describing the complete destruction of my country.
Steyn is the best.
Hear tick-tock tick-tock in the backgroung. Me or them?
I think I remember that as well. It was way back in the 90s I believe.
Actually I think MS might be in the lead to eventually take over the slot.
A friend of mine told me to call in and ask Mark how much he makes off the Geico commercials.LOL!!
I don’t hear anything. Hopefully nothing near you is about to explode.
I think it’s very disrespectful of Rush not to be there to rebut the President’s speech!
It’s the local station’s signal. I’ve switched to KFI’s web feed.
Because I’ve lost my mind completely
Steyn is as good as talk radio hosts get,you can’t get any better except Rush.
CNN is hosting the Tea Party Debate?
Yes, because I’ve completely lost my mind:
The American Jobs Act Theme Song:
You are hilarious.
As Rush would say...”Hubba-Hubba-Hubba!” Eye Candy indeed!