Is Barack Obama Depressed?

Gawker ^ | September 12, 2011 | Unattributed

[Alex Murphy]

We're told by a source inside the Times that the paper is preparing a story arguing that Obama no longer finds joy in the political back-and-forth, has seemed increasingly listless to associates, and is generally exhibiting the litany of signs that late-night cable commercials will tell you add up to depression. Or maybe Low T.

Hey, if I lived in a country where I was handed everything, including the Presidency, and I still thought it had to be reinvented, I'd probably be depressed too.

And I know I'd be depressed if I had to stay married to Michelle Obama.

[hflynn]

Either way, the investigation was described to us as taking seriously the notion that Obama may be suffering from a depressive episode.

Leave it to the fawking NYT's to be the last to know. The whole country is suffering from a depressive Obama episode, why the fawk should he be immune to it?

[hflynn]

Either way, the investigation was described to us as taking seriously the notion that Obama may be suffering from a depressive episode.

Leave it to the fawking NYT's to be the last to know. The whole country is suffering from a depressive Obama episode, why the fawk should he be immune to it?

[Recon Dad]

The guy weighs about a buck ten.

[PLD]

“Sure we’ll have President Biden, but we can easily distract him by waving shiny objects at him.”

Oh my gosh I am still laughing from this..The funny thing is you are right..

[bert]

——Or maybe Low T.-——

A man with no balls has no T

[jetson]

How could he not be seeing real men and women Republicans debating and making him look like the simpleton dolt that he is.

[Doc Savage]

Homos are always depressed! If only he could feel the entry of Larry Sinclair again!

[Doc Savage]

I like the way you think 109! I’ll be watching you Mellon!

[Cboldt]

It would be an historical event if the president of the US committed suicide.

I wonder if the Secret Service has orders and plans to limit the president's access to weapons, etc., as a threat to himself.

[TexasFreeper2009]

maybe he is finally figuring out that all those degrees he has aren't worth the paper they are written on, but instead were simply given to him as part of affirmative action programs.

I would be depressed too, if I had thought I was brilliant my whole life only to find out that I was just being given everything easy because of the color of my skin.

[Ronin]

Gee, issue him a weep chit and hand him the key to the sympathy locker.

[Rudder]

When narcissists fail to get their own way, they get very angry and...yes, depressed.

But we the voters couldn't have known because Zero is seen as an empty shell, as he intended by shielding all his academic, political, health, financial and personal records.

[cameraeye]

Went to sleep early to wake up when it was over. About 2AM put on radio and he won. Turned off radio and a few minutes later, puked like I was drunk. n/s

[SteveH]

keyboard spew alert

[Kahuna]

Time to bring back the crack pipe and get rid of that nasty depression.

[Da Coyote]

I don’t know about his psychological state, but I do know his mental state.

He is stupid, and is coming to the realization that even his constituents now realize what we conservatives knew years ago.

The “Affirmative Action Kid”.

Fail.

[utahagen]

“We know from Barry’s last physical that he has been “self-medicating” with booze too much to the point that the MD who conducted the exam put a caution in his report.”

Was this actually reported? I don’t recall hearing or reading anything about it.

[Joe Boucher]

Maybe the first story on why the marxist turd declines to run for re-election??
We’re driving his sorry rear end nuts???
Too cool.
Course I’d be nuts married to the wookie too.

[utahagen]

“We know from Barry’s last physical that he has been “self-medicating” with booze too much to the point that the MD who conducted the exam put a caution in his report.”

Was this actually reported? I don’t recall hearing or reading anything about it.