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Posted on 09/13/2011 4:53:20 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA, about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now....... the whole country is looking for work


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: balls; brains; heart; work

1 posted on 09/13/2011 4:53:21 PM PDT by Iam1ru1-2
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To: Iam1ru1-2

Sad but true.


2 posted on 09/13/2011 4:59:29 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: Iam1ru1-2

LOL. Alas, too true.


3 posted on 09/13/2011 5:05:24 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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To: Iam1ru1-2

Rimshot.


4 posted on 09/13/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT by West Texas Chuck (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
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To: BillyBoy; justiceseeker93; GOPsterinMA; Impy; fieldmarshaldj; AuH2ORepublican; ExTexasRedhead; ...

Some clever political humor. It might be to incisive to be all that funny, thought.


5 posted on 09/13/2011 5:08:11 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens collect welfare checks that Americans won't collect)
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To: Iam1ru1-2

LOL!


6 posted on 09/13/2011 5:35:51 PM PDT by Sergio (An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
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To: LucyT

ping


7 posted on 09/13/2011 6:07:33 PM PDT by GOPJ (126 people were indicted for being terrorists in the last two years. Every one of them was Muslim.)
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To: Iam1ru1-2
Better watch out. The Attack Web is now active and you could be their first vict— er, uh, report of attack on their messianic imperial majesty.
8 posted on 09/13/2011 6:34:09 PM PDT by cashless (Unlike Obama and his supporters, I'd rather be a TEA BAGGER than a TEA BAGGEE.)
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To: Iam1ru1-2

Badda bing


9 posted on 09/13/2011 7:14:49 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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