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Pro-Obama hashtag backfires on Twitter (AttackWatch)
The Hill ^ | 9-4-11 | Alicia M. Cohn

Posted on 09/14/2011 8:10:50 AM PDT by tcrlaf

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To: Voter62vb
biting hard on inner lip to keep from laughing way too loud in office...

LOL, I know the feeling. :)

51 posted on 09/14/2011 8:45:30 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: "I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.")
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To: tcrlaf

This is the freakin’ funniest thread I’ve seen in a long, long while. Thanks much!


52 posted on 09/14/2011 8:46:21 AM PDT by 2nd Bn, 11th Mar (The "p" in Democrat stands for patriotism.)
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To: crosshairs; All

Remember folks...

Only YOU can stop THOUGHT CRIME. Denounce your family to the Obama Administration at #AttackWatch!


53 posted on 09/14/2011 8:46:21 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Democrats have been OUTFORCING America's jobs for 40 years)
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To: tcrlaf

one of my faves was this:

Hey, are you monitoring all 57 states?

ROFL!!!


54 posted on 09/14/2011 8:48:04 AM PDT by eeevil conservative (GIVE ME A PLACE TO STAND AND I WILL MOVE THE EARTH....Archimedes)
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To: tcrlaf

Hey #attackwatch, I heard black people only voted for Obama because of his skin color. Was this wrong?


55 posted on 09/14/2011 8:48:16 AM PDT by crosshairs (If Sharia Law becomes the law of the land, heads are gonna roll.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
Nixon.

Not president, but FBI director Hoover.

AttackWatch: a tool to heap ridicule on Mr. ThinSkin

56 posted on 09/14/2011 8:48:56 AM PDT by Cboldt
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To: SueRae

You don’t need a “device”, you can just use the twitter.com website. You do need a username, though. #NoLurking :(


57 posted on 09/14/2011 8:54:05 AM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: tcrlaf

attackwatch.com is down.


58 posted on 09/14/2011 8:54:05 AM PDT by reagandemocrat
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To: reagandemocrat

The link “attackwatch.com” may be misspelled.
DNS error occurred. Server cannot be found. The link may be broken.


59 posted on 09/14/2011 8:54:55 AM PDT by reagandemocrat
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To: tcrlaf

That is GREAT! Can we get a daily synopsis of those?


60 posted on 09/14/2011 8:55:50 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: proud American in Canada

I shared it via email...Everyone deserves a good laugh. :-)


61 posted on 09/14/2011 8:57:55 AM PDT by SueRae (I can see November 2012 from my HOUSE!!!!!!!!)
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To: SueRae

I think I was wrong about needing a username.


62 posted on 09/14/2011 8:58:00 AM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: xsmommy

Hilarious twitter thread. #attackwatch


63 posted on 09/14/2011 8:58:50 AM PDT by Explorer89 (And now, let the wild rumpus start!!)
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To: tcrlaf

Some More AttackWatch Tweets:

My plumber expects payment for his work!! Should I report him?? He’s clearly one of those Tea Party terrorists.

I saw Emanuel Goldstein sitting next to Galt at an evil T party meeting

Does @attackwatch have a clue that their site employs the same colors as the National Socialist German Workers’ Party’s ?

Mooch-chelle wears kids’ clothes and booby belts - Is this a crime against fashion?

My neighbor threw a plastic soda bottle in the trash can instead of the recycling bin!

Pinocchio wants his nose back...please help

I heard someone misrepresenting the White House’s accomplishments...it was someone named @BarackObama

I think some people don’t pay their taxes just to make Pres Obama look bad...can you check Warren Buffet?

I’m reporting my 6 year old for showing a lack of proper devotion to ze ObaFuhrer. Is there a camp somewhere to send her?

I have hairy toe knuckles. Does that automatically make me a Hobbit? Not an emergency, just curious.

A company here has wooden pencils. Tell Barry O. pls send the Fish & Wildlife Dept to arrest ‘em.

A band here has Gibson guitars. Tell Barry O. pls send the EPA and ICE to arrest ‘em.

My seven year old daughter refuses to give up her fair share of her piggybank to pay for the jobs bill. Who do I contact?


64 posted on 09/14/2011 8:58:50 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Democrats have been OUTFORCING America's jobs for 40 years)
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To: tcrlaf

At least conservatives have a sense of humor! If the roles were reversed and libs were doing the tweeting, the profanity would melt your screen!

Keep ‘em coming, I’m laughing so loud I’m disturbing the dogs’ nap time.


65 posted on 09/14/2011 8:59:10 AM PDT by nodumbblonde ("The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity." - Ayn Rand)
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To: tcrlaf
Psst. Hoffa Jr. called my family a nasty name and threatened "to take us out." =-0

I saw someone purposely squeeze the Charmin in the grocery store

My sister keeps going over the imaginary line in the back seat and poking me. Make her stop touching me!

The major polls show that your approval ratings are through the floor. Please investigate the pollsters.

I have hairy toe knuckles. Does that automatically make me a Hobbit? Not an emergency, just curious.

Do we need to report the 240...er, 242 GOP members of the House individually or as a group?

I'm responsible for embroidering "One nation, under God" on my kid's varsity jacket. You should have a look at me

A company here has wooden pencils. Tell Barry O. pls send the Fish & Wildlife Dept to arrest 'em.

Some woman standing next to Obama at Ground Zero said, "They're doing all this for the FLAG?" And then made a grimacing face.

My neighbor threw a plastic soda bottle in the trash can instead of the recycling bin!

Pinocchio wants his nose back...please help

There is a man at 1600 penn. ave who took the $ my employer was going to spend giving me a raise.

My roommate used the restroom and did NOT put the toilet seat down. Please help

Wolf Blitzer's mind has been taken over by sinister Tea Party forces. Appears to have re-energized him--now a giddy school boy.

My seven year old daughter refuses to give up her fair share of her piggybank to pay for the jobs bill. Who do I contact?

New Obama jobs plan #AttackWatch a place to turn in your family friends neighbors. Now taking applications. An #EEO website/company

Urgent!!! Some bossy black lady with a large caboose just took my ice cream cone!!!

66 posted on 09/14/2011 8:59:36 AM PDT by Suz in AZ
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To: tcrlaf
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers

Too funny in so many ways.

67 posted on 09/14/2011 9:00:09 AM PDT by Excellence ( CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
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To: red-dawg

I really dig the color scheme for the website.
So retro!! So 1930’s.


68 posted on 09/14/2011 9:01:03 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly (Sanitized for your protection)
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To: NoLibZone

check.


69 posted on 09/14/2011 9:01:34 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat
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To: tcrlaf
Dear #AttackWatch: I would like to report a man named Jeremiah Wright for interrupting Obama’s Sunday naps with racist tirades.

LOL! Wonder which czar thought this strategery up. I'm sure they will be joining the ranks of the unemployed very soon.

70 posted on 09/14/2011 9:03:18 AM PDT by jersey117
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To: tcrlaf

RT @AtackWatch See a new attack on the President or his record? Use #gestapo to report it and discuss attacks as they happen. #attackwatch

CHOWSTL Craig Lueschow
I suspect the obamabot who thought #attackwatch is a good idea in under his/her/its desk in a fetal position right about now.
TPCarney Timothy P Carney
Officials in President Obama’s WH regularly hold meetings off campus for the purpose of evading the Presidential Records Act #attackwatch

RT @hollybmartin: RT @Drill_Thrawl: Hey kids, are mommy and daddy talking bad about Obama? Besure to report them at #attackwatch. #1984

Teresa Wendt
projectmat Teresa Wendt
Dear #attackwatch Can you tell me WHY this administration would not expect a spy program, such as yourself, to blow up?

MasterPo_ MasterPo
#attackwatch 2 years ago I was promised by someone in DC to get a significant tax cut but now have even less in my wallet. Pls investigate.


71 posted on 09/14/2011 9:03:45 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: SueRae

So did I. It’s comedy gold! LOL!


72 posted on 09/14/2011 9:04:03 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (To paraphrase Sarah Palin: "I love when the liberals get all wee-wee'd up.")
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To: tcrlaf

The #Solyndra hearings are heating up! This witness is getting grilled. They are in some trouble. Live C-SPAN3. #attackwatch


73 posted on 09/14/2011 9:05:56 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: JLAGRAYFOX

Dems and media made him, now he’ll take them down with him. He won’t go quietly.


74 posted on 09/14/2011 9:07:51 AM PDT by CPO retired
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To: laweeks

Only one way to beat Brownshirts. . . and that’s Browncoats.

AIM TO MISBEHAVE!!!


75 posted on 09/14/2011 9:09:05 AM PDT by Salgak (Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
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To: Explorer89

was reading those last night, it is hilarious~!


76 posted on 09/14/2011 9:11:02 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Suz in AZ
When should I go to my hidden attic room #attackwatch and start writing my diary?

the cashier at mcdonald's was very rude to me today. Clearly this makes them communists. You must investigate

Guy in my office just called Obama "stupid" Should I tweet his name, address, age and phone #? Or, will U contact me directly?

yesterday i was walking around singing obama got run over by a reindeer, walking home from kenya xmas eve

If I see an attack should I watch it? Should I tweet first or try and stop the attack and then tweet?

I just informed #attackwatch that I saw 8 folks on TV Monday night saying bad things about the President

I would like to report #JonHuntsman for trying to make jokes at the #CNNTeaParty debate. They weren't funny. Please help.

Dear #AttackWatch I made Obama proud today. I took my kid’s birthday money and redistributed to her friends…

I seen a car speeding this am with a Bush sticker on it

Dear #attackwatch Lucas added voice to Darth Vader throwing the Emp in Jedi, can you do something about that?

Dear #AttackWatch I’m reporting marshmallows. They think they’re so superior with their white sugary goodness. Clearly racists.

Notice: Anyone seen dropping gum on the street should be reported to @Attackwatch immediately for reeducation.

I wish to report that she doesn't clean the litter box as often as I like. The environmental disasters I must contend with!


77 posted on 09/14/2011 9:11:28 AM PDT by Suz in AZ
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To: tcrlaf

It is said that laughter is good for our health. We should all be in GREAT health after reading this thread. Thanks...

Ohhh...and I saw this tweet:

Jimmie
Dear #AttackWatch, I wish to report an attack on @BarackObama. Republicans insist on an election next year. I think they’re racist.


78 posted on 09/14/2011 9:11:30 AM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified Decartes))
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To: All

I feel fairly confident that VERY little work is going to get completed at my company offices today! Although everyone will be going home in a very jovial mood! This it too good!

If I had an account I was going to post:

“We didn’t have any coffee at the house this morning and my wife wanted to know why. Should I blame Bush or the obstructive practices of the Republicans for this?”


79 posted on 09/14/2011 9:12:26 AM PDT by ExTxMarine (PRAYER: It's the only HOPE for real CHANGE in America!)
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To: tcrlaf

Someone named Brounel was using the President’s Social Security number- can you check on this?#attackwatch


80 posted on 09/14/2011 9:14:02 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket~!!!)
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To: Mr. K

love t his one:
I trust #AttackWatch has taken Maxine Waters to task for the horrible things she’s said about Obama vs black people.


81 posted on 09/14/2011 9:16:27 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: Suz in AZ

“I’m reporting marshmallows. They think they’re so superior with their white sugary goodness. Clearly racists.”

Now THAT’S funny.....


82 posted on 09/14/2011 9:17:34 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Democrats have been OUTFORCING America's jobs for 40 years)
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To: RummyChick

last tweet from attack watch

AttackWatch Attack Watch
Who do you believe when it comes to the President’s record on Israel: his opponents, or world leaders? OFA.BO/iFtohV #AttackWatch
15 hours ago

they dont have much to say today as they are being relentlessly ridiculed.


83 posted on 09/14/2011 9:18:19 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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Dear #attackwatch I haven’t been able to figure out how to scam the system, please send a re-education trainer to help me out.

Funny, this is

EXACTLY

what a "community organizer" does:
Teach people how to game the system.

84 posted on 09/14/2011 9:18:22 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
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To: eeevil conservative

I like this one:

“I’m Gumby dammit!”


85 posted on 09/14/2011 9:18:37 AM PDT by Mr. K (Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket~!!!)
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To: MrB

DGambrinus Sambo
Hey @BarackObama, someone has obviously hacked your Twitter account. Surely you’re not dumb enough to OK #AttackWatch. Oh wait... #Clueless


86 posted on 09/14/2011 9:19:46 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: crosshairs; Pride in the USA
You know, when the demwits who created this site pull it. Someone else should re-create one and keep this going.

Yes, please! We should keep the #attackwatch hashtag trending worldwide until the election. The texting generation thinks twitter is a news source, so it might make them think twice, too. This is fun!

87 posted on 09/14/2011 9:19:54 AM PDT by lonevoice (schizophrenic hostage taking hobbit terrorist)
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To: Mr. K; All

RUSH is finally on this!!


88 posted on 09/14/2011 9:20:34 AM PDT by tcrlaf (Democrats have been OUTFORCING America's jobs for 40 years)
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To: tcrlaf
The hashtag was already in heavy rotation by Twitter users by Wednesday morning, but many users are conservatives such as columnist Michelle Malkin, who offered up her own daily column as an example of an Obama "attack."

Does anyone know a cure for uncontrollable laughter?

I Haz It.

89 posted on 09/14/2011 9:23:06 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
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90 posted on 09/14/2011 9:23:40 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: JLAGRAYFOX
The quicker he's out of office, the quicker he can legally add to his fortune and live out his life in comfort and being worshiped by the stupid faithful.
91 posted on 09/14/2011 9:24:39 AM PDT by I am Richard Brandon
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To: Explorer89; All

You do not even need to enter a valid email address. I tried info@attackwatch.com. Worked fine!

The site is very, very amateurishly done, and is heavy on requests for donations.

If you want to know who is behind “Obama for America”, which owns the site, there is a list at http://www.nndb.com/org/684/000167183/. I guess it is a list of supporters. It doesn’t specifically say what their association is with Obama for America.

It is an interesting list. A few names that jumped out at me were the CEO of Levi Strauss, Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead), Deepak Chopra, previous CEO of Time, Phil Zimmermann (creator of PGP), and many dozens of Hollywood actors, producers, etc.


92 posted on 09/14/2011 9:27:45 AM PDT by expat1000
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To: tcrlaf
a few more reports

Dear #AttackWatch, at least 50% of the American people don't pay their fair share in taxes. Please look into this.

Dear #attackwatch, with all that Stimulus money, you would think you could afford a web developer who was older than 3.

93 posted on 09/14/2011 9:27:57 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: Suz in AZ
My neighbor is complaining about not having a job since this administration took over, where do I report him? Oh yeah

My neighbor hasn't switched to e-statements on all his bills!

Got police state?

Dear #AttackWatch - someone has been using my twitter account to say that @BarackObama 's policies are a dismal failure! Oh wait.

Dear #AttackWatch - I'm eating a high carb, high sodium meal right now.

Dear #AttackWatch, I wish to report an attack on @BarackObama. Michelle Obama won't let him smoke, and God knows he needs one...

I just saw a "Coexist" bumper sticker. I think they are trying to conspire with TEA Party terrorists and make friends with them

If unions OWN you - isn't that a form of illegal slavery? Please investigate

Hey #attackwatch, I think Ted Nugent is using a Gibson guitar - you should go take it away from him.

I just saw a puffy man with a huge carbon footprint muttering about "digital brownshirts." Surveillance requested!

Does Obamacare cover Stitches for Snitches?

I'm changing the oil in the Chiggermobile, and I'm going to pour the old oil out on the ground! Hurry! You might catch me!

This old Rino looking dude called me a Hobbit

Dear #AttackWatch How many neighbors do I need to report to get my free t-shirt?

If I join do I get my own nifty brown shirt?


94 posted on 09/14/2011 9:31:32 AM PDT by Suz in AZ
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To: tcrlaf
Anyone with Twitter can you FReepmail me your name and I'll FReepmail you my name so we can follow eachother's tweets on #AttackWatch.

Mine is my real life name so I'd rather do this via FReepmail with long time FReepers.

95 posted on 09/14/2011 9:33:27 AM PDT by Dengar01 ("Liberalism is a Mental Disorder" - Dr. Michael Savage)
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To: opentalk

By the way, the $1.2 Billion loan gurantee from the Energy Dept went to a solar company based in Spain http:// t.co/8iC4e3O #AttackWatch


96 posted on 09/14/2011 9:33:41 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: opentalk

motrbotr brent mohrman
RT @PoliGrrl: Dear #AttackWatch : I’m confused...do we report lies told ABOUT Obama or lies told BY Obama? (h/t Beth Z)


97 posted on 09/14/2011 9:36:13 AM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)
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To: Suz in AZ
Hey #attackwatch, I think Ted Nugent is using a Gibson guitar - you should go take it away from him.

heh heh... my first tweet ever!

98 posted on 09/14/2011 9:38:01 AM PDT by PrivateIdaho ("... like a wild potato.")
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To: PrivateIdaho

LOL! It was a great debut!


99 posted on 09/14/2011 9:41:56 AM PDT by lonevoice (schizophrenic hostage taking hobbit terrorist)
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To: Suz in AZ
iowahawkblog David Burge: I actually sympathize with #AttackWatch. They remind me of the time I got my head wedged in a bowling ball return chute.

if I tweet bad things about obama while looking in a mirror should I report myself

I'd like 2 rport BHO's teleprompter 4 lying abt state of economy.

My 9 year old brother believes Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama are the worst presidents in recent history

Can you teach us how to goose step too?

Dear #attackwatch What is the secret handshake? Will I receive food stamps based on the number of citizens I turn in?

Hi #attackwatch rachel maddow is a man. Where do I report this ?

I`m fairly certain that I just saw a corporate jet fly overhead. Should I be worried?

Did Bush use his orbital mind control lasers to make Weiner lose the NY-9 seat out of spite?

Hey #attackwatch...Michael Moore said he isn't happy with Obama...you better detain him!

Billy was sitting next to me on the playground when he said Solyndra was Obama's Enron. You going to send him to detention?

Want to report a kid in my neighborhood is selling lemonade. Plz send FDA to stop him before somebody gets fat!

I just heard someone say Obama's handicap isn't really 17! The white house is actually Egg shell

when is the #attackwatch mobile app being released? I want to turn in people I hear at the mall.

I let my Mexican drug lord license expire. Can I still get a gun from the ATF?


100 posted on 09/14/2011 9:53:48 AM PDT by Suz in AZ
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