Posted on 09/16/2011 10:59:54 AM PDT by Drango
I think he sounds less like Jesus and more like a manipulative girlfriend.
Where do we go from here
This isn’t where we intended to be
We had it all. I believed in you
You believed in me.
Certainties disappear
What do we do for our dream to survive?
How do we keep all our passions alive?
As we used to do.
Deep in my heart I’m concealing
Things that I’m longing to say
Scared to confess what I’m feeling
Frightened you’ll slip away
You must love me
You must love me
I might sleep with him but I don’t think I love him.
Please don’t report me to Attack Watch.
He should talk to Chris Matthews.
He’s the guy who gets the tingle up his leg whenever he sees Obama.
Too late comrade. I reported you. While the Brown Shirts commended you for wanting to sleep with someone you do not love, they are angry indeed that you mentioned nothing about seeking assistance from Planned Parenthood.
I have another.
What's the difference between Jesus and Obama?
Jesus fed 5000 people.
Obama promised to feed 5000, but when he realized he couldn't, he blamed George Bush
I think that shout from the audience member was planned. Zippy is not that quick on his feet to respond they way that he did.
ROTFLOL
The only similarity between Obama and Jesus is that neither one of them were born in America.
lol
“At a rally on the campus of North Carolina State in Raleigh, N.C. Wednesday where President Obama went to drum up support for his jobs bill, this happened. AUDIENCE MEMBER: I love you, Barack! THE PRESIDENT: I love you back. (Applause.)”
The second I heard this dialog I figured it had been planned ahead of time. On some of the 9/11 coverage, the man was interviewed who had shouted to Bush at Ground Zero, “We can’t hear you.” And Bush replied, “But I can hear you...”
You just know that when Hussein’s minions saw what a positive interaction that was and how the citizens appreciated it, they planned a way to duplicate it with Hussein. I don’t believe for one minute that the shout-out was impromptu.
I think 0 is the one aligning with Jesus for votes.
I was wondering why NPR was getting so much comment traffic (they are getting their @$$ kicked) but now I see Drudge has it up.
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At a rally on the campus of North Carolina State in Raleigh, N.C. Wednesday where President Obama went to drum up support for his jobs bill, this happened.
AUDIENCE MEMBER: I love you, Barack!
THE PRESIDENT: I love you back. (Applause.) But first — but if you love me — if you love me, you got to help me pass this bill. (Applause.) If you love me, you got to help me pass this bill.
***
Ahem.
With apologies to Olivia Newton-John:
If You Love Me, Pass This Bill …
Even though it’s full of swill.
It won’t take you but a minute,
‘Cause you know there’s nothing in it
But a pay off to my friends;
Union guys, that wear Depends.
Hope and Change, today;
And prove that you love me!
sing it!
To paraphrase Bill Murray in “Groundhogs Day,”
“Obama is a god. Not The God, but a god.”
Obama is crap. What an insult to God.
Wondering how many Freepers are posting over at NPR?
One of the better zingers in the comment section...
Jesus said, “Feed my lambs.”
Tavis Smiley said, “Only the black ones.”
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