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The Man Who Married the Goat (And Reflections on the Meaning of Marriage)
Townhall.com ^ | September 19, 2011 | Michael Brown

Posted on 09/20/2011 10:59:56 AM PDT by Kaslin

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1 posted on 09/20/2011 10:59:59 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin

Don’t a-a-a-a-a-a-ask; don’t tell.


2 posted on 09/20/2011 11:08:40 AM PDT by ScottinVA (With "successes" like the Libya adventure, who needs failure?)
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To: Kaslin

“After the ceremony, the cow was drowned in the ocean”

SURE. Blame the cow!!!!

Seriously, when we redfine marriage as something other than between one man and one woman, we open the door to these bizaar events AND - EVEN WORSE (how many people are interested in cows?) ISLAMIC POLYGAMY!!!!! RIGHT HERE!!!


3 posted on 09/20/2011 11:11:24 AM PDT by ZULU (ANYBODY but Obama)
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To: Kaslin

We’re all going to find out now.


4 posted on 09/20/2011 11:13:29 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Kaslin

The polygamist, incest, and pedophile crowds are already using the gays’ arguments for marriage. That’s the door it opens to.


5 posted on 09/20/2011 11:16:04 AM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! You can vote Democrat when you're dead.)
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To: Kaslin

I read about a couple of guys who were charged with attempted murder. It was reported that they had hatched a plan to get married so as not to be forced to testify against each other and claim the fifth.

I have no idea if that would work, but it sure sounds feasible to me now.


6 posted on 09/20/2011 11:21:28 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Kaslin

‘The fourth link, from 2008, was perhaps the most bizarre of all, telling the story of a German woman who had been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. The woman, then 54, and whose “surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.”’

I posted on that a while back.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2232313/posts

I’m surprised the left hasn’t done more on behalf of the Berlin Wall’s “widow’s” “rights”.


7 posted on 09/20/2011 11:22:59 AM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: Free Vulcan
said this years ago to a Libertarian . If we change what marriage is then all sorts of groups can use the same excuse to have their kind of marriage. Hell we've got men who dress as women who then think they're lesbian. We have men wanting more than one wife We have seen people marry animals, have sex with them. We have seen homosexuals want the age limit to go down so they can have sex with children. MA has already brought their sex age law down to I think like 13 with parents permission.. Anyone who defends homosexual marriage is just as bonkers as the homosexuals and all the other groups. MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN A family is mother, father and kids. Now two of the same sex shopping to get kids and then play happy families. It is high time the right spoke up about this instead of being cowards.
8 posted on 09/20/2011 11:23:23 AM PDT by manc (Hannity admitted he's socially liberal on his show, another phony cashing in,marriage =1man +1 woman)
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To: Kaslin

No kids yet, I presume.


9 posted on 09/20/2011 11:27:34 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: ReformationFan

I’ve got a nice chunk of her husband in my closet at home, I bet it was traumatic for her when they attacked her love with sledge hammers that day... :)


10 posted on 09/20/2011 11:29:54 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Kaslin

Incidentally, what’s to prevent two heterosexual males from getting married just for the tax advantages? Or to prevent one having to testify against the other in a court proceeding?


11 posted on 09/20/2011 11:31:08 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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I’ve got a nice chunk of her husband in my closet at home, I bet it was traumatic for her when they attacked her love with sledge hammers that day... :)

It would be really creepy to read your comment, without reading the article first.

Great tagline.

12 posted on 09/20/2011 11:43:56 AM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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LOL


13 posted on 09/20/2011 11:45:18 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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14 posted on 09/20/2011 12:09:55 PM PDT by DannyTN
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[Art.] Aside from the tragicomic nature of these stories, what they all have in common is that none of these unions were, in any sense of the word, “marriages,” despite the rituals and ceremonies performed.

The homosexual attack on marriage is really an attack on heteronormality.

In the end, homosexuals can no more deny their paraphilic disorderedness than they can deny that night is dark. Hence their attack on normality.

Eventually the Homosexual Movement NGO's must turn the corner from arguing for "rights" for this or that paraphilic group (gays, pederasts, bestialists, whatever) to persecuting normal heterosexual people as such.

15 posted on 09/20/2011 12:32:26 PM PDT by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham

Indeed. And once polygamy becomes legalized, people will be able to “marry” people of both sexes. Members of a whole criminal gang can be “married” to everyone in it to avoid testifying against each other.


16 posted on 09/20/2011 12:34:44 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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To: Kaslin; little jeremiah; wardaddy; Antoninus
Remember the polemical position conservatives were in 12 years ago or so, having to argue the inevitability of crap like this, without the solid-gold evidence of documented episodes like these? Remember the horse-laughs, the screams of outrage at "bigotry" and "projection" and "scare-bear phantasms"?

We need to vacuum the archives for select quotes from Lambda and HRC leaders assuring us that stuff like this was chimerical, a bunch of scarecrows dreamed up by fevered bigot-brains.

To quote Grace Slick, "Eat starch, Mom!"

17 posted on 09/20/2011 12:40:42 PM PDT by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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Members of a whole criminal gang can be “married” to everyone in it to avoid testifying against each other.

New worlds of meaning for the term of art, "killer app".

18 posted on 09/20/2011 12:42:45 PM PDT by lentulusgracchus (Concealed carry is a pro-life position.)
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To: DannyTN

“Domestic goat partners need health benefits too”

Not only animals but plants also.

Recall about a couple of years ago in Berkeley CA where several activists were living in some old oak trees for about 2 years, trying - in vain - to stop UCB to cut the tree? Well, if the activists were allowed to marry to the trees (think Druidism), the trees would be spared the fate of the lumberyard.


19 posted on 09/20/2011 12:54:44 PM PDT by barracuda1412
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To: lentulusgracchus

Let me gird myself mentally and eat lunch and I’ll be back with my ping list in tow.


20 posted on 09/20/2011 3:15:41 PM PDT by little jeremiah (We will have to go through hell to get out of hell.)
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