The new “Chinese Idol”, government approved-judging system:
All performers will be selected by the Party from the pool of the most virile and ideologically pure comrades. Any performer discovered not to be in line with healthy Communist thinking will be dismissed for re-education.
All performers will sing one song, the Chinese National Anthem, under the new “One Song Policy”. Any performer attempting to sing any other song will be dismissed for re-education.
At the end of each episode, Party officials will decide which performer most excellently exhibited Communist perfection, and will inform the viewing audience. Then, and only then, can the audience dial *999 on their mobile phones to vote for the approved Party contestant.
Then, the Party officials will select a “loser”, who will be dismissed for re-education.
In this way, all of China can participate in selecting the new “Chinese Idol” with maximum efficiency, untainted by evil Western democratic ideas.
Gang of Four no like. Gang of Four vote no over gang of 1.3 billion. Gang of Four win. End progress. You go way now.