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Hit Man Falls in Love With Victim, Disguises Murder With Ketchup
Fox News ^ | September 23, 2011

Posted on 09/23/2011 2:05:47 PM PDT by Sopater

A hired hit man in Brazil never got the job done.

Instead, he fell in love with his victim and conjured a plan to fake her death with the help of some ketchup, the U.K. Daily Mail reports.

Carlos Roberto de Jesus was hired by Maria Nilza Simoes to murder Iranildes Aguiar Araujo, whom she suspected of having an affair with her husband.

But the plan went awry when de Jesus fell in love at first sight with his intended victim and confessed the plot.

The pair then conjured up a plan to fool his employer into believing he had carried out the hit by taking photos of Araujo in a ripped shirt, taped mouth, tied hands, and with her body smothered in ketchup with a machete under her armpit, pretending to be dead.

The picture was then sent to the wife saying he had killed her.

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TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: brazil; catsup; hitman; ketchup; weird
Hey, it's Friday... How about something completely different.
1 posted on 09/23/2011 2:05:53 PM PDT by Sopater
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To: Slings and Arrows

not a ping?


2 posted on 09/23/2011 2:08:44 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Sopater

“Girlfriends are good with ketchup.”

3 posted on 09/23/2011 2:10:34 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
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To: Sopater
we need pictures to determine the guilty party
4 posted on 09/23/2011 2:11:32 PM PDT by martinidon
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To: Sopater
... taking photos of Araujo in a ripped shirt, taped mouth, tied hands, and with her body smothered in ketchup with a machete under her armpit, pretending to be dead.

Laz would hit it.

5 posted on 09/23/2011 2:12:07 PM PDT by Martin Tell (ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it)
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To: Sopater

Strange bedfellows?


6 posted on 09/23/2011 2:12:45 PM PDT by umgud
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To: Sopater

Ketchup doesn’t look good on film, I suggest you mix water, corn syrup (Karo works well) and use red food coloring to get the effect you are looking for.

Mixed with water, you get the slimey consistency, the great ‘smears’ and the drops that drives the gorey movie fans wild. Plus, it’s tasty and gross ...


7 posted on 09/23/2011 2:13:43 PM PDT by Hodar ( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
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To: Sopater

Sounds like something ready-made for a TV movie?


8 posted on 09/23/2011 2:13:57 PM PDT by rawhide
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To: martinidon
Sorry, but you asked for it...



Don't worry... Its just ketchup.
9 posted on 09/23/2011 2:14:22 PM PDT by Sopater (...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
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To: Sopater

Do you want fries with that?

10 posted on 09/23/2011 2:14:58 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: umgud

He’s my ideal boyfriend - a potential murderer and hit man. I am sure they have a bright future/s


11 posted on 09/23/2011 2:15:10 PM PDT by Bitsy (!)
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To: Sopater
Darwin candidate?

"She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her."

12 posted on 09/23/2011 2:16:46 PM PDT by Raycpa
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To: Raycpa

Can I get fries with that shake?


13 posted on 09/23/2011 2:19:01 PM PDT by refermech
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To: Sopater

Extortion? Don’t see it.

Three mistakes made by the “hitman”:

(1) Should have broken off the machete and taped it to her chest. Mug more believable.

(2) Should have moved ASAP.

(3) How about DON’T BE A HITMAN!

As for the woman who hired him: Ha hah!!!


14 posted on 09/23/2011 2:21:41 PM PDT by piytar (The Obama Depression. Say it early, say it often. Why? Because it's TRUE.)
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To: Sopater

Something similar happened in South Alabama around 40 years ago. It was so long ago that I can’t recall the details but I do remember the sheriff used Catsup. I guess he didn’t have any fake blood, but it worked anyway.


15 posted on 09/23/2011 2:27:46 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: rawhide

I say Benicio Del Toro and Penelope Cruz


16 posted on 09/23/2011 2:38:46 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Sopater

Ah, the old “machete under the arm” trick.


17 posted on 09/23/2011 3:01:03 PM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: Martin Tell; laz

Now that’s a defining standard.
:-)


18 posted on 09/23/2011 3:25:15 PM PDT by mcshot (The union label was once considered desirable but will now be avoided.)
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To: Sopater

Hollywood script writers already working on this one I’d bet.


19 posted on 09/23/2011 3:38:25 PM PDT by truthguy (Good intentions are not enough.)
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To: Sopater

Ah, Mr. Hitman, the bitch IS gonna’ kill ya’...you KNOW that don’t you?


20 posted on 09/23/2011 3:47:12 PM PDT by TalBlack ( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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To: truthguy

I saw a movie like this recently with Bill Nighy and Rupert Grint. I can’t remember the girls name or the name of the movie.


21 posted on 09/23/2011 4:55:02 PM PDT by mom4kittys (See you in another life, brotha)
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