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Hit Man Falls in Love With Victim, Disguises Murder With Ketchup
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| September 23, 2011
Posted on 09/23/2011 2:05:47 PM PDT by Sopater
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Hey, it's Friday... How about something completely different.
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:05:53 PM PDT
by
Sopater
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:08:44 PM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: Sopater
“Girlfriends are good with ketchup.”
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:10:34 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: Sopater
we need pictures to determine the guilty party
To: Sopater
... taking photos of Araujo in a ripped shirt, taped mouth, tied hands, and with her body smothered in ketchup with a machete under her armpit, pretending to be dead. Laz would hit it.
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:12:07 PM PDT
by
Martin Tell
(ask for the ancient paths, ask where the good way is, and walk in it)
To: Sopater
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:12:45 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: Sopater
Ketchup doesn’t look good on film, I suggest you mix water, corn syrup (Karo works well) and use red food coloring to get the effect you are looking for.
Mixed with water, you get the slimey consistency, the great ‘smears’ and the drops that drives the gorey movie fans wild. Plus, it’s tasty and gross ...
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:13:43 PM PDT
by
Hodar
( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
To: Sopater
Sounds like something ready-made for a TV movie?
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:13:57 PM PDT
by
rawhide
To: martinidon
Sorry, but you asked for it...
Don't worry... Its just ketchup.
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:14:22 PM PDT
by
Sopater
(...where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty. - 2 COR 3:17b)
To: Sopater
Do you want fries with that?
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:14:58 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: umgud
He’s my ideal boyfriend - a potential murderer and hit man. I am sure they have a bright future/s
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:15:10 PM PDT
by
Bitsy
(!)
To: Sopater
Darwin candidate?
"She then went to the police to complain he had stolen 1000 dollars from her."
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:16:46 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: Raycpa
Can I get fries with that shake?
To: Sopater
Extortion? Don’t see it.
Three mistakes made by the “hitman”:
(1) Should have broken off the machete and taped it to her chest. Mug more believable.
(2) Should have moved ASAP.
(3) How about DON’T BE A HITMAN!
As for the woman who hired him: Ha hah!!!
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:21:41 PM PDT
by
piytar
(The Obama Depression. Say it early, say it often. Why? Because it's TRUE.)
To: Sopater
Something similar happened in South Alabama around 40 years ago. It was so long ago that I can’t recall the details but I do remember the sheriff used Catsup. I guess he didn’t have any fake blood, but it worked anyway.
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posted on
09/23/2011 2:27:46 PM PDT
by
yarddog
To: rawhide
I say Benicio Del Toro and Penelope Cruz
To: Sopater
Ah, the old “machete under the arm” trick.
To: Martin Tell; laz
Now that’s a defining standard.
:-)
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posted on
09/23/2011 3:25:15 PM PDT
by
mcshot
(The union label was once considered desirable but will now be avoided.)
To: Sopater
Hollywood script writers already working on this one I’d bet.
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posted on
09/23/2011 3:38:25 PM PDT
by
truthguy
(Good intentions are not enough.)
To: Sopater
Ah, Mr. Hitman, the bitch IS gonna’ kill ya’...you KNOW that don’t you?
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posted on
09/23/2011 3:47:12 PM PDT
by
TalBlack
( Evil doesn't have a day job.)
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