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To: SmithL

You could apply the Harley-Davidson slogan to this:
“If I have to explain, then you’d never understand.”

6 posted on 09/26/2011 9:39:44 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly ("Hit 'em again, Todd!!")
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To: ozark hilljilly
Reminds me of a blonde joke...

Blind Man in a Biker Bar

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the server, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you're blind that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde & a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five freaking times."

15 posted on 09/26/2011 9:45:39 AM PDT by Osage Orange (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum)
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