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1 posted on 09/27/2011 2:01:47 PM PDT by Bed_Zeppelin
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To: Bed_Zeppelin; unkus; DarthVader; Clintonfatigued

Some of us have been called tinfoil hat wearing paranoids when suggesting elections could be “suspended” aka “eliminated”. “Never gonna happen...”

Not so paranoid now, eh? The Rats are playing for keeps; they MUST be destroyed.


55 posted on 09/27/2011 3:07:14 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (If not Perry, it's Romney. And if it's Romney, it's Obama.)
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That brain is working on a 1.3 gallon flush.


57 posted on 09/27/2011 3:10:34 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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A lead trial balloon that Hussein the coward had to have fronted by a woman. Typical Muslim behavior except for the absense of small children to hide behind.

This Stalinist botch was dumb enough to go for it, proving that just because she's stupid, doesn't mean she isn't nuts!

It's too bad the lead balloon didn't drop on her head instead of her feet. Nothing to damage in the head.

At any rate, this cinches her loss a year from this November! Stalinists everywhere DESPAIR!!!

58 posted on 09/27/2011 3:12:08 PM PDT by Sal (We want to run against Obama because he's the weakest boob since Carter.)
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I kept looking for the "satire", or "humor" tag on this but could not find it.

This person is the North Carolina Governor? Unbelievable. Knows the dems are going down and tries to somehow just "call off" the elections like some kind of bannana republic.

This really takes the cake. She should be impeached for this single statement for heavens sake.

MARXISM IN AMERICA

AMERICA AT THE CROSSROADS OF HISTORY

59 posted on 09/27/2011 3:12:30 PM PDT by Jeff Head (Liberty is not free. Never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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Cary Rotary Club, Cary NC

Today

Tuesday, September 27

Showing events after 9/27. Look for earlier events

Tuesday, September 27

12:30pm
Club Meeting: Laura Stillman- Speaker will be NC Governor Bev Perdue


60 posted on 09/27/2011 3:13:26 PM PDT by Selene
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After careful consideration of Gov. Beverly Perdue’s proposal, I have formulated my thoughtful response:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. You took your last vacation in
the Islets of Langerhans but your mispronounced, incoherent and drooling langobardic babblings got you jailed for your entire stay.

You’re a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel’s rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, an overflowing latrine, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, a stinking snotrag, the dregs of this earth. You are
a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell like a sack of garbage with rotting meat in it that has been sitting in the sun for a week? You are so repulsive that even maggots don’t wanna be filthed or slimed by touching you.

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn’t crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned
their bastard whelp at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late. You were never potty-trained because you were too dense and dumb to get it that you had to pull your pants down first before taking a crap. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post, In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn’t make you. You are Satan’s spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered
inbred trout-STALKER. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won’t have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup
doesn’t validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.

You fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn’t look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order
to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. Your pathetic throbbing gristle is so flacid and small that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won’t have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You have an empty scrotum. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a dung-bred maggot, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent.

You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think that [link to WWW.GUYMACON.COM] is
the name of a rock band. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous pink-brained glactophage. Don’t bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You are a prepubescent bent-beeked gleeknoid with grandiose visions of one day becoming full fledged so you can spread your filthy slime throughout the galaxy but you will never grow up because you have an ingrown feather that is pressing on your shrunken brain causing you to twitch too uncontrollably to fly.
You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards impregnated by the neighbors.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of horny clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature;
_Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go
away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won’t make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy’s lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can’t go on. This is my epiphany of stupid.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn’t really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us “normal” people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are “challenged” persons in this world like you who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never exposed myself to you. It just wouldn’t have been “right.” Sort of like
parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don’t think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.


62 posted on 09/27/2011 3:15:05 PM PDT by Marie (Rock you like a Herman-CAIN!)
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I guess she doesn't like the idea of the upcoming Republican super-majority next year.

Should we just change our name to Venezuela and make Obummer El Presidente For Life while we're at it Bev?

64 posted on 09/27/2011 3:16:25 PM PDT by Reagan is King
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BLOAT. Looks like we know what is coming.


65 posted on 09/27/2011 3:16:54 PM PDT by redgolum ("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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Ballot box or cartridge box. your choice perdue, you skank.


67 posted on 09/27/2011 3:17:37 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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maybe we could burn down the Reichstag too and blame the tea parties?????(extreme sarc...)
68 posted on 09/27/2011 3:17:37 PM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society" Robert A. Heinlein)
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This could not be done as it is not in the US Constitution to suspend elections for any reason. Lincoln didn't even try it when half the Nation was in Rebellion. Roosevelt didn't try it even in the midst of the Great Depression. The 2nd Tuesday of November is mandated as the day of elections in the US Constitution. Anyone who attempts to vote this through is in violation of the US Constitution. The very idea is worse than Nixonian. There is only one way to effect this, and that would be by amending the US Constitution.

Governor of North Carolina

Article 3, Executive

Sec. 4. Oath of office for Governor.

The Governor, before entering upon the duties of his office, shall, before any Justice of the Supreme Court, take an oath or affirmation that he will support the Constitution and laws of the United States and of the State of North Carolina, and that he will faithfully perform the duties pertaining to the office of governor.

Source: http://www.ncga.state.nc.us/html2001/leginfo/constitution/article3.html

Sounds like someone is violating their oath of office.

69 posted on 09/27/2011 3:20:01 PM PDT by Alas Babylon!
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I thought this might be satire until I googled the story and it appears to be a real report. This bimbo is demented.


70 posted on 09/27/2011 3:20:20 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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And the Roman senate voted for a dictatorship and got Caesar and his spawn.

The NC governor pushes toward treason.


71 posted on 09/27/2011 3:20:34 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! True Supporters of our Troops PRAY for their VICTORY!)
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72 posted on 09/27/2011 3:20:34 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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I wonder if Hussein tried to get Hillary for this first. She’s not really tremendously smart herself, but she’s way too smart to try this crap.


74 posted on 09/27/2011 3:23:53 PM PDT by Sal (We want to run against Obama because he's the weakest boob since Carter.)
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“To suspend an election would be removing the surest mechanism that citizens have to hold politicians accountable: The right to vote.”

Exactly. Every time Bev Perdue opens her mouth, the late Jesse Helms is turning in his grave.


79 posted on 09/27/2011 3:29:49 PM PDT by ReformationFan
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These are truly scary times in the history of the United States.

omg. I was praying this would be satire.


80 posted on 09/27/2011 3:30:49 PM PDT by se_ohio_young_conservative
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Oh my. Someone actually said this out loud.


83 posted on 09/27/2011 3:33:02 PM PDT by Vor Lady (Everyone should read The Importance of the Electoral College by Geo. Grant)
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she should not be in public office.


84 posted on 09/27/2011 3:35:09 PM PDT by ken21 (ruling class dem + rino progressives -- destroying america for 150 years.)
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Bev, please go on a national bus tour with your message!


91 posted on 09/27/2011 3:43:33 PM PDT by OwenKellogg (Cainiac!)
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