Seems perfect for folks around here...
To: americanophile
I'm gonna leave my wife a couple cases of blanks.
Private joke.
2 posted on
09/29/2011 6:30:44 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: americanophile
I told my dad that I’m parting him out for scrap. All that titanium in his joints has to be worth something.
3 posted on
09/29/2011 6:32:44 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(A vote for Amnesty is a vote for a permanent Democrat majority. ..Choose well.)
To: americanophile
There was an outfit called “Happy Hunting Grounds” that used to provide the same service
They would put your ashes in Shot Shells, Duck Decoys and Fishing Lures, so that your pals could take you hunting and fishing again.
4 posted on
09/29/2011 6:37:17 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: americanophile
I am going to have my ashes loaded into an old oatmeal box and launched into orbit so people can look to the sky everyday and watch my ash flyby!
5 posted on
09/29/2011 6:39:51 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: 2nd amendment mama
6 posted on
09/29/2011 6:44:52 PM PDT by
basil
(It's time to rid the country of "gun free zones" aka "Killing Fields")
To: americanophile
[cue the 1812 Overture]
“It’s the funeral that’s shot from guns!”
7 posted on
09/29/2011 6:46:23 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(Palin 2012: The Perfect Storm.)
To: americanophile
Umm, isn’t there risk that you may end up eating a wee bit of your loved ones if you hunt with these shells and cartridges?
To: americanophile
There is a company that will extract the carbon from your remains, and synthesize a diamond.
10 posted on
09/29/2011 6:49:19 PM PDT by
DBrow
To: americanophile; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheMom
Don’t know if there’d be any takers around here...
11 posted on
09/29/2011 6:49:59 PM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(I can only be series in a parallel universe.)
To: americanophile
Another way to scatter ashes ...
Thanks ... I like it.
13 posted on
09/29/2011 7:07:31 PM PDT by
OldNavyVet
(One trillion days, at 365 days per year, is 2,739,726,027 years ... almost 3 billion years)
To: americanophile
For some people, it’s the only bang they’ll ever get.
To: americanophile
17 posted on
09/29/2011 7:12:54 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: americanophile
Lends new meaning to 'going out with a bang'.
19 posted on
09/29/2011 7:18:08 PM PDT by
~Peter
To: americanophile
To: americanophile
My Husband used to tell me that he wants his ashes to be shot out of a torpedo tube.
30 posted on
09/29/2011 8:54:24 PM PDT by
submarinerswife
(Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
To: americanophile
Too bad I didn’t know about this a few weeks ago before my Dad passed. He would have gotten a kick out of this.
36 posted on
09/30/2011 8:43:00 AM PDT by
tarawa
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