Wow, that must have really hurt.
How de do dat?
Take two couples:(1) a man and a woman and put them in an apartment with all supplies for a year; (2) two men in an apartment with all supplies for a year. At the end of a year the hetero couple come walking out with the essence of their relationship: a beautiful baby! When,at the end of the year the two men come out and FART out a baby, well THEN and only then can they begin to claim an equivalent relationship! What they will indeed grunt out is the product of their relationship: a pile of excrement.