[PA-RIVER]

Tough to pick a headline... 1. Kenyan Prince snuffs Yemeni Imam. 2. Muzzie greases Muzzie. 3. Half President orders hit on Half Citizen.

[BatGuano]

4. Foreign born Mooslim, Obama, hits a “home grown” Mooslim.

[sergeantdave]

“Half President orders hit on Half Citizen”

I like this one. It’s a good headline to make one want to read the story. Have you applied for a headline writer position at the NYT? I’d read your stuff.