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The Devil and Mrs. Waters
Townhall.com ^ | October 3, 2011 | Terry Paulsen

Posted on 10/03/2011 4:53:55 AM PDT by Kaslin

Welcome to a political tale about a night visit to Rep. Maxine Waters from the Devil of America's Future:

Maxine: Why are you here in my house!?

Devil: You promised to help the "Tea Party" go to hell.

Maxine: What?

Devil: Politicians should know by now--you can talk but you can't hide. It was quite a sound bite: "And as far as I'm concerned, the 'tea party' can go straight to hell"....blah blah blah. And then moved by the resounding applause, "I intend to help them get there!"

Maxine: That's out of context!

Devil: That last line is what got our attention. You've done a great job of creating hell on earth for responsible citizens and businesses. We appreciate your efforts, but when you said you wanted to help them get there, we take training guides seriously. I'm here to train you.

Maxine: I don't want to...

ZAP!

Maxine: Where am I?

Devil: This is hell.

Maxine: This is pretty nice! It's better than my Washington condo.

Devil: Well, you start at a higher level for all the help you've provided. But as a trainee, you only get a few hours to get a feel.

Maxine: Glad there's no flames (laughing), but I'm thirsty.... Hey, there's no water coming out of the faucet!

Devil: Could you believe global warming? Even warmer down here. We're rationing.

Maxine: Rationing?

Devil: No. Hell's plumbers are on strike. You talk about a surly bunch of strikers. We have only the worst.

Maxine: When will it be back on?

Devil: Heaven only knows! (laughing) Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Maxine: What should I drink?

Devil: Some have learned to recycle their liquid output.

Maxine: You mean Pee!

Devil: Urine. Pee. Liquid output. You pick the name. For some reason, people never seem to run out here. One of the few benefits, I guess.

Maxine: That's disgusting.

Devil: Some have used water purifiers to make it a bit more palatable.

Maxine: I suppose those stores have been on strike, too.

Devil: You're good! But there are forms you can fill out to order one. Water is scarce and the environmental protection forms here are a bit prohibitive, but you can understand that.

Maxine: What's happened now? The lights have gone out!

Devil: Rolling black outs. Those workers from hell have a way of shutting things down on a whim.

Maxine: I've got a lighter in my purse.

Devil: I wouldn't do that. This is a no fire zone and lighters and matches are prohibited....to protect the children.

Maxine: I don't see any children.

Devil: You don't see anything. It's dark, but you never know when one may show up. But there are more forms...

Maxine: Does this place have windows?

Devil: One. It lets you peek out. Let me lead you to it.

Maxine: It's light outside. It's beautiful. Can I go outside?

Devil: Of course not, that's heaven. That's how the other side lives. We've been trying to figure out how to tax them and improve our conditions here. No luck so far. But you can understand why we watch you folks down on earth. You've been more effective.

Maxine: I want to go back.

Devil: Fine. But next time, keep a water purifier in your purse when you come. Just a word to the wise.

Maxine: Where do you get them?

Devil: I saw that you can get one on Glenn Beck's website. You know, he's got all that crazy survival stuff there.

Maxine: I couldn't support his website.

Devil: Use an alias! Devils get good at disguise!


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government
KEYWORDS: maxinewaters

1 posted on 10/03/2011 4:53:57 AM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin
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Maxine Waters on the Los Angeles riots of 1992 (Rodney King riots):

"[Maxine] Waters has been criticized for her comments regarding the Los Angeles riots of 1992. In defense of the people that looted stores and damaged property, Waters said 'If you call it a riot it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.'[5] She also said it was 'a spontaneous reaction to a lot of injustice' and 'The anger in my district is righteous. I'm just as angry as they are.' She responded to the mass looting of Korean-owned stores by saying: 'There were mothers who took this as an opportunity to take some milk, to take some bread, to take some shoes. They are not crooks. Everybody in the street was not a thug or a hood.'"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxine_Waters#Los_Angeles_riots_of_1992
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From David Horowitz's FrontpageMag.com /DiscoverTheNetworks.org:
"Throughout its history, one of RCP's [Revolutionary Communist Party's] principal objectives has been to foment civil unrest in the United States. The most notable example of such efforts occurred on April 29, 1992, when RCP members looted and trashed the downtown and government districts of Los Angeles, triggering the infamous Rodney King riots. During the days immediately preceding the violence, RCP -- which maintained close ties to the L.A. gangs known as the Crips and the Bloods -- had circulated throughout South Central Los Angeles a leaflet featuring a statement by RCP National Spokesman Carl Dix, titled 'It's Right To Rebel' -- a quote popularized by Mao Zedong.

Encouraged by Dix, RCP activists helped lead the riots that would leave 58 people dead, more than 2,300 people injured, some 5,300 buildings burned, and $1 billion in property damaged or destroyed. On the ten-year anniversary of the rioting, RCP member Joseph Veale fondly recalled the violence as 'the most beautiful, the most heroic civil action in the history of the United States.'"
http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/groupProfile.asp?grpid=6197
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"The RCP [Revolutionary Communist Party] upheld the 1992 sometimes-violent unrest in Los Angeles and nationally as a 'rebellion' in the aftermath of the Rodney King verdicts. Then-LAPD chief Daryl Gates alleged that the RCP was involved in the 'riots'. Los Angeles has long been one of the RCP's larger and more active branches. William 'Mobile' Shaw was a local leader who recently passed and received public commendation from the party."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolutionary_Communist_Party%2C_USA
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"I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion."--Maxine Waters

2 posted on 10/03/2011 4:59:07 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: Kaslin
Maxine Waters is one of many celebrity and demonRat politicians who are on the "World Can't Wait" list of endorsers and supporters. WCW is a revolutionary communist movement masquerading as a so-called "anti-war" group. They are a front for the Revolutionary Communist Party (RCP). They infect many of the nation's schools: universities and even high schools!

Endorsers of the [World Can't Wait] Call to Drive Out the Bush Regime Include:

James Abourezk, Aris Anagnos, Rocky Anderson, Anti-Flag, Edward Asner, Russell Banks, Ed Begley Jr., Harry Belafonte, St. Clair Bourne, Gabriel Byrne, Margaret Cho, Ward Churchill, Paulette Cole, US Rep John Conyers Jr., John Densmore, Jesse Diaz Jr., Michael Eric Dyson, Steve Earle, Niles Eldredge, Daniel Ellsberg, Eve Ensler, Laura Flanders, Jane Fonda, Martin Garbus, Senator Mike Gravel, Andre Gregory, Sam Hamill, Suheir Hammad, Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Jr., Mumia Abu-Jamal, Rickie Lee Jones, Sarah Jones, Brig. Gen. (Ret) Janis Karpinski, Jonathan Kozol, Rabbi Michael Lerner, US Rep. Cynthia McKinney, Robin Meyers, Mark Crispin Miller, Tom Morello, Viggo Mortensen, John Nichols, US Rep. Major Owens, Grace Paley, Harvey Pekar, Sean Penn, Michelle Phillips, Harold Pinter, Michael Ratner, Mark Ruffalo, US Rep. Bobby Rush, Susan Sarandon, Richard Serra, Jeff Sharlet, Rev. Al Sharpton, Cindy Sheehan, Martin Sheen, Nancy Spero, Gloria Steinem, Lynne Stewart, Serj Tankian, Sunsara Taylor, Studs Terkel, Gore Vidal, Kurt Vonnegut, Alice Walker, Naomi Wallace, US Rep. Maxine Waters, Cornel West, Ann Wright, Howard Zinn, and thousands more who have already joined us.

http://worldcantwait.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2538&Itemid=2
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From David Horowitz's FrontpageMag.com /DiscoverTheNetworks.org:
Profile: World Can't Wait (WCW)

*Revolutionary communist movement that stages protests against the Bush administration

*Organizes college and high-school students

*Founded in June 2005 by Charles Clark Kissinger, a longtime leader of the Revolutionary Communist Party

http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/groupProfile.asp?grpid=7213
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The RCP calls for the violent overthrow of the U.S. government...

From the website of the Revolutionary Communist Party (revcom.us or rwor.org) :

"Create Public Opinion, Seize Power: We are preparing minds and organizing forces for the time when there is a major crack in the system, whenever it comes and wherever it comes from: an opening that makes it possible to bring the future Revolutionary Army of the Proletariat (R.A.P.) into the field and wage a revolutionary armed struggle that actually has a chance of winning.

And we have said that building our party itself is the most important part of organizing forces for revolution. This is true now, and it is true looking forward to the creation of that future R.A.P. and the waging of that armed struggle.":

http://revcom.us/a/v20/1000-1009/1000/barw.htm

3 posted on 10/03/2011 5:01:18 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL

Just wow


4 posted on 10/03/2011 5:15:31 AM PDT by vanilla swirl (We are the Patrick Henry we have been waiting for!)
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To: vanilla swirl

Yet you won’t hear or read a word of it ANYWHERE in the liberal/left snooze media. You know, the ones that call the Tea Party “extremists”.


5 posted on 10/03/2011 5:44:31 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
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To: ETL
There's only one word that properly defines Maxine Waters.

And that one word is EVIL.


Where there's a shell, there's a way.

If you can't appreciate the pure beauty of the violin after hearing this, something's wrong with your ears.

Or you can get raw with these strings. Either way, the violin is sweet yet lethal.

Do it!

6 posted on 10/03/2011 5:04:57 PM PDT by rdb3 (The mouth is the exhaust pipe of the heart.)
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To: ETL
I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable. So I call it a rebellion.'[5] She also said it was 'a spontaneous reaction to a lot of injustice' and 'The anger in my district is righteous. I'm just as angry as they are.' She responded to the mass looting of Korean-owned stores by saying: 'There were mothers who took this as an opportunity to take some milk, to take some bread, to take some shoes. They are not crooks. Everybody in the street was not a thug or a hood.'"

How different her attitude and answer would be if the targets of the "rebellion" would have been the Maxine Waters Food Mart or the Maxine Waters Five and Dime.

When you ain't the victim, you don't care about the damages. And when it ain't your money, you don't care how much the cost.

The theme song of every politician today.

7 posted on 10/03/2011 5:22:42 PM PDT by Lizavetta (You get what you tolerate)
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