Electric Bills About To Spike

The Daily Beast ^ | October 5, 2011 | Laura Coloruso

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But thanks for including me, LOL!

Any time...

[null and void]

Cool! That looks like a fruitcake. It’ll be easy to smuggle that into the prison. No one would suspect that anyone could jam a file into a fruitcake.

OTOH, they might regard the fruitcake itself as a weapon...

[Captain Peter Blood]

Here is First Class Martini:
2 parts Gin
1 part Vodka
1 shot of Lillett
a few drops of vermouth
Shake vigorously and served in a chilled martini glass.
And there you have the Ian Flemming James Bond Martini from his first book “Casino Royale”.

[mtg]

Just received a letter a few days ago from our electric company that we will see a rate hike of over 11% come Jan. 1.

[Redleg Duke]

lol!

[TheOldLady]

Sigh... Looks like we're stuck here in prison, Nully.

When not even Diana in Wisconsin can help you, you know you're in deep trouble.   :(

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At least we have each other...

[TheOldLady]

Always will. :-)

Aw, gee! Don’t groan like that!

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That wasn’t a groan, it was a moan of ecstasy...

[MrB]

Check this out, if you’re thinking of “going wood”:

http://www.mha-net.org

A masonry heater makes the most of the wood (and your work to get it).

[TheOldLady]

Oooh! You're quick, I'll give you that! LOL!

You're safe... for now... [giggles]

[MrB]

Hey, if it’s OK for two men or two women to “marry” each other,

then there really shouldn’t be any laws prohibiting any other arrangement either.

[null and void]

[gulp] what about later? </quavering voice>

[TheOldLady]

Heck, I don’t know. Maybe if we weren’t in opposite ends and different wards in the prison, something might happen, but as it is, not likely. Besides, I’m not a domestic-violence kinda gal.

I never shot Hubby even once when we were target shooting with the PS90. Really.

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I note (with some trepidation) that you studiously avoided mentioning any of the other occasions with the other guns...

[TheOldLady]

Well, there was that little shrapnel incident at the range, but he healed up right quick, and we went to another range after that anyway. </silly>

Seriously, I was the one who got hit with shrapnel, and we really did stop going to that range.

I swear that I've never shot Hubby with any of the Kimbers, the Smith & Wesson, nor the Colt, and that's all we got in addition to the PS90 and our next piece, a Benelli M4 SA shotgun.

[huldah1776]

Sorry this is so late, but why don’t the electric companies use our natural gas to create electricity the same way they use coal?

[huldah1776]

Sorry about the late reply, been busy, are you serious about burning corn? Just can’t tell via text, and I have four sarcastic brothers so I’m allowing myself to look stupid by asking. :)