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Obama's stolen teleprompter recovered, national silence averted
IBD Editorials ^ | October 18, 2011 | Andrew Malcom Political News and Commentary

Posted on 10/18/2011 4:20:56 PM PDT by Kaslin

First, the bad news: They recovered President Obama's teleprompter.

So, anybody going to his speeches on the current Darth Vader armored bus tour through North Carolina and Virginia is still going to get the full 22-minute monty about how he's there to listen.

The Real Good Talker's top speech aide was in a truck stolen from a Richmond hotel parking lot early Monday morning and recovered in another hotel parking lot about 12 hours later.

The truck, actually belonging to the Defense Department that handles presidential communications, contained the "Now Say This" machine as well as nearly a quarter-million dollars in communications gear and the all-important presidential seal.

Anybody who's ever attended a presidential speech has noticed the seal. It's a big perk of the job. A guy with a large gun under his suit coat walks out onto the stage just before POTUS is introduced and places the seal on the front of the podium.

That way we all know for sure who is going on and on about people in Washington not listening when he isn't in Washington listening either.

(Excerpt) Read more at investors.com ...


TOPICS: Editorial
KEYWORDS: teleprompter; totus; totusrecaptured

1 posted on 10/18/2011 4:21:01 PM PDT by Kaslin
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To: Kaslin; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Lucky9teen
The Manchurian Teleprompter...


2 posted on 10/18/2011 4:23:43 PM PDT by a fool in paradise ('Are now or have you ever been a member of the tea party?' is NOT a legitimate debate question.)
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To: Kaslin

Rats!!! And here I thought we had finally silenced the idjit.


3 posted on 10/18/2011 4:31:40 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Kaslin

that’s funny.

i just read the headline to my wife and she laughed too.


4 posted on 10/18/2011 4:31:48 PM PDT by ken21
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To: Kaslin


5 posted on 10/18/2011 4:32:00 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Kaslin

Does he really need a teleprompter for a speech whose content is saying “Pass this bill” 20 times in a row?


6 posted on 10/18/2011 4:33:25 PM PDT by chuckee
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To: Kaslin

The gubment probably never would’ve found the truck if the perps hadn’t stopped at the Holiday Inn Express to eat breakfast.

“Come on Earl Ray, please! We gotta go back to the Holiday Inn Express! We get a free breakfast because we stayed there last night. You know how much I love those cinnamon rolls!”

“OK Jim Bob...but we have to hurry. We got this here hot truck we gotta get rid of. And I don’t know where we gonna sell all that crap in the back. I’m not even sure what some of that stuff is.”


7 posted on 10/18/2011 4:34:51 PM PDT by moovova (Report my sarcastic, fear-mongering lies to www.AttackWatch.com by clicking HERE.)
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To: Kaslin

LOL @ the title! We could only be so lucky, no more Obamaisms until it was replaced.

The sad part is President Token doesn’t have an original thought in his addled brain.


8 posted on 10/18/2011 4:36:09 PM PDT by Dragonspirit (Always remember President Token won only by defecting on his CFR pledge.)
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To: Kaslin
It's a good thing they found the TOTUS. Zero couldn't do business without it.


9 posted on 10/18/2011 4:43:51 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: chuckee

Have you ever heard him speak without the teleprompter? Or someone that can not speak to a class of 6th grade student with out a teleprompter does certainly need one


10 posted on 10/18/2011 4:47:07 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Kaslin
I don't know which would be worse. Obie with his prompter, or Obie as a mime.

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11 posted on 10/18/2011 4:49:20 PM PDT by newheart (When does policy become treason?)
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To: Kaslin

12 posted on 10/18/2011 4:52:01 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: Kaslin
too funny. if that presidential seal could talk.
13 posted on 10/18/2011 4:59:05 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (...then they came for the guitars, and we kicked their sorry faggot asses into the dust)
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To: Kaslin; TigersEye; mojitojoe; LucyT; Fred Nerks; Beckwith
Oh Poo!

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14 posted on 10/18/2011 4:59:38 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Kaslin

I think they should call it the “Let Me Be Clear Machine For Phonetic Readers” since he mispronounces “Corpse Man” and every time he starts to tell a whopper, he precedes it with “Let me be clear”


15 posted on 10/18/2011 5:01:11 PM PDT by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: Kaslin
A puppet and a goofball.

Goofball was an affectionate term in the '50's, '60's and '70's.

Now it means a dangerous man with dangerous ideas who happens to be driving the boat (AKA the Ship of State).

16 posted on 10/18/2011 5:05:06 PM PDT by elkfersupper (Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: Candor7

Is she getting her quota of Hope and Change from 0bama’s stash?


17 posted on 10/18/2011 5:20:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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To: Kaslin
It's nice to know our President's brain is back.

Maybe somebody hacked it while it was gone.

It would be nice if it made sense and reflected reality.

18 posted on 10/18/2011 5:37:36 PM PDT by elkfersupper (Member of the Original Defiant Class)
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To: elkfersupper

Yeah without it, he is totally helpless


19 posted on 10/18/2011 5:41:03 PM PDT by Kaslin (Acronym for OBAMA: One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: TigersEye
Obama has been crapping on everyone since he was inaugurated.....the Auto Companies, The Banks,The Oil Companies, Mubarak, Gadaffi, Nethanyahu, The Cambridge MA Police...., Mexico ( Gunwalker),Texas ( harassed by EPA) Arizona...crapping on everone of them....

And you know what? We are ALL getting tired of it. I am ready too cork his A$$!

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20 posted on 10/18/2011 6:02:28 PM PDT by Candor7 (Obama fascist info..http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Kaslin

That was prompt!


21 posted on 10/18/2011 7:23:31 PM PDT by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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