Doggie-style must mean she rolled over while I played dead! LOL!
LOL! Reminds me of an old joke.
A man and his little boy are walking down the street when they find two dogs “going at it”.
The boy asks, “Daddy, what are they doing?”
The dad tells the truth. “They are making a puppy!”
That night the little boy opens the door to mommy and daddy’s bedroom and there they are, “going at it”.
The boy asks, “mommy, daddy, what are you doing?”
The daddy stammers out, “uh, we are making a baby.”
The little boy then says, “Well, turn her over. I want a puppy!”
Many years ago (about forty five years actually) a co-worker showed up one morning with a small cut on his forehead, someone asked him what did that to him and he said that he was doing it doggy style and his wife ran under the bed!
This same guy with the weird sense of humor told us to be sure not to ever sneeze when having sex because if you sneezed at the moment or orgasm the two together would be too much strain on the heart and would cause a heart attack. He had his first heart attack at twenty nine and of course I asked him if he sneezed at the wrong time! He came back to work for a short time, had another heart attack and went on disability. He had his final, fatal heart attack at age thirty one. This is not a made up tale, it is the truth, I swear.